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Bread Set Jettison

A bowl of cereal fits all the definitions of a "soup"

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by FactsAreUseless
I recently discovered Vsauce




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vanisher

Nothing gets my day started better than a hardy bowl of cheerios. I dip my ladle into the friendly yellow box and, while carefully making small slow spirals, place the oats into my teenage mutant ninja turtle bowl. I then finish the presentation with a splash of two percent.



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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i love to eat frosted mini wheats by placing two of them in my mouth and taking a small drink of milk

alnilam

*looks at milk with a microscope, sees the colloid of fats floating around* my god, milk is really a soup...

alnilam

Bo-Pepper posted:

i love to eat frosted mini wheats by placing two of them in my mouth and taking a small drink of milk

I call this "frostbasing"

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

if you think about it soup is really just a loose steak

vanisher

Pretty sure steamed vegetables are just a deconstructed soup.



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Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


This soup...is drier than the Sahara Desert. There's no seasoning in there, everything's bland! These rings...soft, soggy, rubbery?

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

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Bo-Pepper posted:

loose steak

my nickname in high school

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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

how odd my nickname was soup and when someone would ask me why I would say "BECAUSE I GOT IT ALL BABY SOUP TO DEEZ NUTZ"

vanisher

Since we all evolved out of the primordial soup I guess that kind of makes us all soup too in a way



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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i like to think i evolved from an ancient bowl of sugar smacks

vanisher

Bo-Pepper posted:

i like to think i evolved from an ancient bowl of sugar smacks

Dig'em was the soup, is the soup, and ever shall be the soup.



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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

bradzilla

is this the new "is a hot dog a sandwich"

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

"is soup a sandwich"

Urodov


bradzilla posted:

is this the new "is a hot dog a sandwich"

nay, there is nothing new under the sun
for the sun is a soup of hydrogen and helium
and even long before it, the quark-gluon plasma was the first soup


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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
If you look at it a certain way the whole universe is a soup.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Bo-Pepper posted:

"is soup a sandwich"

It can be part of one I've found.

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Manifisto


when i order froot loops as an appetizer at a fancy restaurant, I do not let them get away with a single skimpy packet of oyster crackers. no! I require multiple packets, enough oyster crackers so that the multihued fruity cereal is completely hidden, smothered under a blanket of salty, initially crispy but slowly-becoming-milk-sodden crackers. when I order it this way I can detect a trace of reluctant respect underneath the waiter's snooty exterior. "here," I imagine they are thinking, "is a diner to be reckoned with."


ty nesamdoom!

FactsAreUseless

*continuing to grind black pepper onto my Cinnamon Toast Crunch until everyone around me is very uncomfortable*

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

*sitting amidst a circle of people in the basement of a local church*

Me: Umm ... hello everyone. I'm a little nervous.
Man: It's okay, friend. Take your time. We've all been there.

*the man takes a drag from a cigarette and checks his blood sugar*

Me: Thanks. Well ... here goes. Hello everyone.

*murmured greetings*

Me: My name is Bo-Pepper and I can't get enough of that Golden Crisp.
Everyone: Hi, Bo-pepper.

vanisher

It starts with acceptance, then we need to trust dig to lift us out of our savory ways into a golden crispy soup life



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myDad

ce n'est pas ma mère
the Cocoa Puffs guy wasn't so much crazy as misunderstood, bird law has a lot of grey area concerning cuckoos


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alnilam

by transitive property, i think this makes a bowl of cereal a drink

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

by transitive property, i think this makes a bowl of cereal a drink

does that mean when my doctor says i need to drink more water, very technically it means i can have as many bowls of cereal as i want? because i'm really into water, if that's the case.


alnilam

hamjobs posted:

does that mean when my doctor says i need to drink more water, very technically it means i can have as many bowls of cereal as i want? because i'm really into water, if that's the case.

hamjobs: oh don't you worry about water intake doc, i drink at least 6 bowls a day

doctor: bowls :confused:

social vegan



*excitedly calls mom*

me: turns out i am a adult

Scaly Haylie

s-salmon cereal...

Plebian Parasite

My salads are also soup, due to the amount of ranch i use

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Lizard Wizard posted:

s-salmon cereal...

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Lizard Wizard posted:

s-salmon cereal...

!!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Lizard Wizard posted:

s-salmon cereal...

it's unnatural!!! it's against the laws of the universe and ogd!!!


Piso Mojado

Bo-Pepper posted:

if you think about it soup is really just a loose steak

Piso Mojado

Mmmmm. Can't get enough of my grandma's famous Cinnamon Toast Cream of Broccoli.

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Lizard Wizard posted:

s-salmon cereal...

I WAS JUST GONNA MENTION LIZARD WIZARD!

Scaly Haylie

my secret recipe: butter, milk, salmon, corn flakes

...i grossed myself out :smith:

Scaly Haylie

waffle crisp bisque

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Lizard Wizard posted:

my secret recipe: butter, milk, salmon, corn flakes

...i grossed myself out :smith:

Just imagine eating that after leaving it to simmer for an hour.

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