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A bowl of cereal fits all the definitions of a "soup" |
# ? Nov 30, 2016 17:33 |
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I recently discovered Vsauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9ak89FwYeI ---------------- |
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 17:40 |
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Nothing gets my day started better than a hardy bowl of cheerios. I dip my ladle into the friendly yellow box and, while carefully making small slow spirals, place the oats into my teenage mutant ninja turtle bowl. I then finish the presentation with a splash of two percent.
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 18:07 |
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i love to eat frosted mini wheats by placing two of them in my mouth and taking a small drink of milk |
# ? Nov 30, 2016 18:14 |
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*looks at milk with a microscope, sees the colloid of fats floating around* my god, milk is really a soup... |
# ? Nov 30, 2016 18:15 |
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Bo-Pepper posted:i love to eat frosted mini wheats by placing two of them in my mouth and taking a small drink of milk I call this "frostbasing" |
# ? Nov 30, 2016 18:16 |
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if you think about it soup is really just a loose steak |
# ? Nov 30, 2016 18:19 |
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Pretty sure steamed vegetables are just a deconstructed soup.
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 18:21 |
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This soup...is drier than the Sahara Desert. There's no seasoning in there, everything's bland! These rings...soft, soggy, rubbery?
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
# ? Nov 30, 2016 18:27 |
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Bo-Pepper posted:loose steak my nickname in high school CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
# ? Nov 30, 2016 18:31 |
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how odd my nickname was soup and when someone would ask me why I would say "BECAUSE I GOT IT ALL BABY SOUP TO DEEZ NUTZ" |
# ? Nov 30, 2016 18:40 |
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Since we all evolved out of the primordial soup I guess that kind of makes us all soup too in a way
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 18:43 |
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i like to think i evolved from an ancient bowl of sugar smacks |
# ? Nov 30, 2016 18:46 |
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Bo-Pepper posted:i like to think i evolved from an ancient bowl of sugar smacks Dig'em was the soup, is the soup, and ever shall be the soup.
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 18:49 |
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 19:03 |
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is this the new "is a hot dog a sandwich" |
# ? Nov 30, 2016 19:30 |
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"is soup a sandwich" |
# ? Nov 30, 2016 19:34 |
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bradzilla posted:is this the new "is a hot dog a sandwich" nay, there is nothing new under the sun for the sun is a soup of hydrogen and helium and even long before it, the quark-gluon plasma was the first soup
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 19:42 |
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If you look at it a certain way the whole universe is a soup.
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 19:54 |
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Bo-Pepper posted:"is soup a sandwich" It can be part of one I've found. ---------------- |
# ? Nov 30, 2016 19:55 |
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when i order froot loops as an appetizer at a fancy restaurant, I do not let them get away with a single skimpy packet of oyster crackers. no! I require multiple packets, enough oyster crackers so that the multihued fruity cereal is completely hidden, smothered under a blanket of salty, initially crispy but slowly-becoming-milk-sodden crackers. when I order it this way I can detect a trace of reluctant respect underneath the waiter's snooty exterior. "here," I imagine they are thinking, "is a diner to be reckoned with."
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 19:55 |
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*continuing to grind black pepper onto my Cinnamon Toast Crunch until everyone around me is very uncomfortable* |
# ? Nov 30, 2016 19:57 |
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*sitting amidst a circle of people in the basement of a local church* Me: Umm ... hello everyone. I'm a little nervous. Man: It's okay, friend. Take your time. We've all been there. *the man takes a drag from a cigarette and checks his blood sugar* Me: Thanks. Well ... here goes. Hello everyone. *murmured greetings* Me: My name is Bo-Pepper and I can't get enough of that Golden Crisp. Everyone: Hi, Bo-pepper. |
# ? Nov 30, 2016 20:08 |
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It starts with acceptance, then we need to trust dig to lift us out of our savory ways into a golden crispy soup life
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 20:39 |
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the Cocoa Puffs guy wasn't so much crazy as misunderstood, bird law has a lot of grey area concerning cuckoos
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 00:48 |
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by transitive property, i think this makes a bowl of cereal a drink |
# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:38 |
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alnilam posted:by transitive property, i think this makes a bowl of cereal a drink does that mean when my doctor says i need to drink more water, very technically it means i can have as many bowls of cereal as i want? because i'm really into water, if that's the case.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:51 |
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hamjobs posted:does that mean when my doctor says i need to drink more water, very technically it means i can have as many bowls of cereal as i want? because i'm really into water, if that's the case. hamjobs: oh don't you worry about water intake doc, i drink at least 6 bowls a day doctor: bowls |
# ? Dec 1, 2016 02:03 |
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*excitedly calls mom* me: turns out i am a adult |
# ? Dec 1, 2016 02:37 |
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s-salmon cereal... |
# ? Dec 1, 2016 02:37 |
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My salads are also soup, due to the amount of ranch i use
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 02:47 |
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Lizard Wizard posted:s-salmon cereal... ---------------- |
# ? Dec 1, 2016 02:54 |
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Lizard Wizard posted:s-salmon cereal... !!
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 03:15 |
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Lizard Wizard posted:s-salmon cereal... it's unnatural!!! it's against the laws of the universe and ogd!!!
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 06:20 |
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Bo-Pepper posted:if you think about it soup is really just a loose steak |
# ? Dec 1, 2016 06:23 |
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Mmmmm. Can't get enough of my grandma's famous Cinnamon Toast Cream of Broccoli. |
# ? Dec 1, 2016 06:27 |
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Lizard Wizard posted:s-salmon cereal... I WAS JUST GONNA MENTION LIZARD WIZARD! |
# ? Dec 1, 2016 07:19 |
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my secret recipe: butter, milk, salmon, corn flakes ...i grossed myself out |
# ? Dec 1, 2016 07:31 |
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waffle crisp bisque |
# ? Dec 1, 2016 07:33 |
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Lizard Wizard posted:my secret recipe: butter, milk, salmon, corn flakes Just imagine eating that after leaving it to simmer for an hour. ---------------- |
# ? Dec 1, 2016 08:13 |