A bowl of cereal fits all the definitions of a "soup"

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drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

We're not even using the high quality canned salmon, this is the dollar store variety.

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# ? Dec 1, 2016 08:14

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:03

Business Gorillas

Bo-Pepper posted:

"is soup a sandwich"

French onion soup in a bread bowl :smug:

# ? Dec 1, 2016 08:15

myDad: ce n'est pas ma m�re

Lizard Wizard posted:

waffle crisp bisque

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# ? Dec 1, 2016 08:20

myDad: ce n'est pas ma m�re

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# ? Dec 1, 2016 08:21

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Waiter! This cereal is cold!

Waiter: its gazpacho

# ? Dec 1, 2016 10:36

Senior Management

vodka and frosted mini wheats together in a bowl

:jerry:

# ? Dec 1, 2016 10:46

joke_explainer

These cavalier interpretations of soup are my largest source of frustration with this board, and my original meltdown here was in the great "is soup a drink or a food" debacle. I can't believe you are all repeating the mistakes of the past. I hope you all reconsider before I say something I regret.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 11:09

social vegan

joke_explainer posted:

These cavalier interpretations of soup are my largest source of frustration with this board, and my original meltdown here was in the great "is soup a drink or a food" debacle. I can't believe you are all repeating the mistakes of the past. I hope you all reconsider before I say something I regret.

if I may ask, what's soup with you?

# ? Dec 1, 2016 13:08

Manifisto

Lizard Wizard posted:

s-salmon cereal...

walla!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Dec 1, 2016 14:38

Business Gorillas

joke_explainer posted:

These cavalier interpretations of soup are my largest source of frustration with this board, and my original meltdown here was in the great "is soup a drink or a food" debacle. I can't believe you are all repeating the mistakes of the past. I hope you all reconsider before I say something I regret.

Check this out:

Sometimes when I get sick I heat up chicken broth and drink it out of a cup

# ? Dec 1, 2016 17:18

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

You're a monster.

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# ? Dec 1, 2016 17:26

vanisher

Dentist after a bunch of work is done:

I recommend sticking to a liquid diet, soups, lots of water.

(hands over little baggie with toothbrush, floss, and travel size fruit loops)

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# ? Dec 1, 2016 17:32

Android Blues

joke_explainer posted:

These cavalier interpretations of soup are my largest source of frustration with this board, and my original meltdown here was in the great "is soup a drink or a food" debacle. I can't believe you are all repeating the mistakes of the past. I hope you all reconsider before I say something I regret.

Manifisto posted:

when i order froot loops as an appetizer at a fancy restaurant, I do not let them get away with a single skimpy packet of oyster crackers. no! I require multiple packets, enough oyster crackers so that the multihued fruity cereal is completely hidden, smothered under a blanket of salty, initially crispy but slowly-becoming-milk-sodden crackers. when I order it this way I can detect a trace of reluctant respect underneath the waiter's snooty exterior. "here," I imagine they are thinking, "is a diner to be reckoned with."

FactsAreUseless posted:

*continuing to grind black pepper onto my Cinnamon Toast Crunch until everyone around me is very uncomfortable*

alnilam posted:

hamjobs: oh don't you worry about water intake doc, i drink at least 6 bowls a day

doctor: bowls

social vegan posted:

*excitedly calls mom*

me: turns out i am a adult

Lizard Wizard posted:

s-salmon cereal...

this thread...!

# ? Dec 2, 2016 01:15

social vegan

my mind buzzes, synapses firing, new connections formed, my worldview changes. when will the madness end I think, I want to get off the ride. It's like the time I read the coles notes for fight club and then had my older sister explain to me fight club, nothing makes sense anymore. But yob doesn't stop, everything you thought once was is actually something else. On page 5, I post an advocacy petition to give gogurt human rights

# ? Dec 2, 2016 12:58

Business Gorillas

*working at a soup kitchen*
SOUPS UP!!
*ignores dinner bell, lifts giant bag of off brand frosted flax and begins vigorously shaking it*

# ? Dec 2, 2016 15:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

And with the addition of motor oil, my car's engine had become a soup

# ? Dec 3, 2016 09:08

Rushi: by Smythe

nobody eats cereal anymore i hear :/ but if people have been eating more soup i'm super suspicious now

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# ? Dec 3, 2016 10:10

Senior Management

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

And with the addition of motor oil, my car's engine had become a soup

I mean the oil is on the interior so I think it qualifies as a gushers gross fruit snack TM

:jerry:

# ? Dec 3, 2016 14:36

alnilam

Vynar posted:

I mean the oil is on the interior so I think it qualifies as a gushers gross fruit snack TM

# ? Dec 3, 2016 14:52

Cinderful

If you think about it, planet earth, and on a larger scale the galaxy are kind of like a "soup"

# ? Dec 4, 2016 22:05

Plebian Parasite

Welcome baseball fans! Our specials today are tortilla soup with a nacho cheese broth and frozen milk soup in a pointy waffle bowl. Thank you for visiting Wrigley Field, makers of doublemint soup.

# ? Dec 4, 2016 22:26

Plebian Parasite

Gum is just a bullion that makes your mouth into soup.

# ? Dec 4, 2016 22:27

Android Blues

Plebian Parasite posted:

Welcome baseball fans! Our specials today are tortilla soup with a nacho cheese broth and frozen milk soup in a pointy waffle bowl. Thank you for visiting Wrigley Field, makers of doublemint soup.

Plebian Parasite posted:

Gum is just a bullion that makes your mouth into soup.

# ? Dec 4, 2016 22:32

myDad: ce n'est pas ma m�re

Plebian Parasite posted:

Gum is just a bullion that makes your mouth into soup.

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# ? Dec 4, 2016 22:56

the bsd boys: Can't post for 395 days!

whiskey on the rocks: also a soup.

unless it's a salad with ice croutons?

# ? Dec 4, 2016 22:56

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

let me make the most disgusting cereal possible

*makes the most disgusting salad possible that comes down essentially to almond slices in a soup of honey mustard*

# ? Dec 8, 2016 08:00

Plebian Parasite

shredded carrot, raisin, red onion and water chestnut in fat free caesar dressing.

# ? Dec 8, 2016 08:03

joke_explainer

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

And with the addition of motor oil, my car's engine had become a soup

Plebian Parasite posted:

Welcome baseball fans! Our specials today are tortilla soup with a nacho cheese broth and frozen milk soup in a pointy waffle bowl. Thank you for visiting Wrigley Field, makers of doublemint soup.

Plebian Parasite posted:

Gum is just a bullion that makes your mouth into soup.

Crumpet Strumpet posted:

whiskey on the rocks: also a soup.

unless it's a salad with ice croutons?

Plebian Parasite posted:

shredded carrot, raisin, red onion and water chestnut in fat free caesar dressing.

lmbo calrissian posted:

let me make the most disgusting cereal possible

*makes the most disgusting salad possible that comes down essentially to almond slices in a soup of honey mustard*

amazing

# ? Dec 8, 2016 09:05

joke_explainer

Fried chicken and waffles? No. This is a sweet potato / wheat salad with chicken.

Chicken fried steak? No. Plated steak soup, or a steak salad with gravy dressing.

# ? Dec 8, 2016 09:08

Android Blues

waiter: salad or soup?

diner: do you have anything else on the menu?

waiter: [looks at the diner really wide eyed like an owl]

# ? Dec 8, 2016 10:05

Android Blues

Physicists have long grappled with the pressing question of whether light is a salad, a soup, or somehow - impossibly - both.

# ? Dec 8, 2016 10:07

Android Blues

a baby is born. i examine its moisture content carefully using a special spectrometer and then apply either the green clothing ("salad") or the orange clothing ("soup") to its tiny body

# ? Dec 8, 2016 10:10

the bsd boys: Can't post for 395 days!

At the rec centre, I suffer a mental break. Lifeguards drag me away from the pool while I scream IT'S PEOPLE SOUP

# ? Dec 8, 2016 10:14

Android Blues

waiter: salad or soup?

diner: do you have anything else on the menu?

waiter: actually, i was asking which of the two universal, inescapable categories you fall into, ma'am. it affects our sales tax.

diner: i don't have to tell you that, there's a law

waiter: you're a god drat soupie aren't you

# ? Dec 8, 2016 10:14

the bsd boys: Can't post for 395 days!

Me, explaining things to an alien: Yeah I live on a planet, which is a kind of continent soup

# ? Dec 8, 2016 10:17

Android Blues

joke_explainer posted:

Fried chicken and waffles? No. This is a sweet potato / wheat salad with chicken.

Chicken fried steak? No. Plated steak soup, or a steak salad with gravy dressing.