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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Work Friend Keven posted:

I don't think the UFC would let it happen but if they did for some reason I don't see why not, it would be a hilarious freak show with no risk for mayweather that would make both men (holding pinky to corner of mouth) one hundred Million dollars.

Currently even if it happened it'd be at an unknown location, because Floyd won't leave Nevada and hasn't fought in CA in over 13 years, and Conor still hasn't paid the fine Nevada gave him

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mewse
May 2, 2006

Conor fought in NY without paying his fine in NV? That rules

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Work Friend Keven posted:

I don't think the UFC would let it happen but if they did for some reason I don't see why not, it would be a hilarious freak show with no risk for mayweather that would make both men (holding pinky to corner of mouth) one hundred Million dollars.

I never thought they'd put James Toney in the UFC either though.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Getting a boxing licence is a pretty genius move though, Conor can get himself massive pay raises by using it as leverage

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Traditionally it should be alternating rounds of MMA and boxing, and one of them has to dress up like an anime.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Brain Curry posted:

Traditionally it should be alternating rounds of MMA and boxing, and one of them has to dress up like an anime.

I would pay the 150 dollar PPV price for this

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
That fight would finally put the lie to that song about there being only onnnnnnnne Ricky Hatton

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

I never thought they'd put James Toney in the UFC either though.

They kind of did it in the most humiliating possible way for Toney/Boxing in general. Put him in there with a similarly aged guy so casuals think it's a fair fight, and have that guy be well known for strategy and discipline and making fights ugly. It's almost the exact opposite of sending the biggest star in the UFC to go look like an idiot for 3 rounds, gas horribly and become the rarest thing in pro boxing - the victim of a Mayweather KO/TKO.

Conor won't care as he will make a shitload of money, but unless the UFC get at least as much money themselves there's not a lot for them to gain from this.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


They missed the opportunity to do it as the 40th anniversary of Ali-Inoki

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013




the size of that dome :ortiz:

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Josuke Higashikata posted:



the size of that dome :ortiz:

I thought this was a porn parody at first glance. I'm still not 100% sure it's not.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


That's probably the vibe they were going for, it was my first thought too.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

mistakinder posted:

Conor is a mixed martial artist and Floyd is a boxer. It is unreasonable for either man to fight the other on their terms. I propose that Dana gets cracking on a special TUF Coaches Challenge as a compromise, they could play each other at tennis or off-road buggy racing or maybe paintball.

Boxing rules, but MMA gloves.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Josuke Higashikata posted:



the size of that dome :ortiz:
Carlos Newton's "Nappa's Saiyan Speedo" look was both ahead, and behind, of its time.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Intel&Sebastian posted:

That fight would finally put the lie to that song about there being only onnnnnnnne Ricky Hatton

that reminds me, after seeing the last ireland card i think the winter wonderland chant should be made illegal immediately

TheCool69
Sep 23, 2011
im not sure if you guys missed it but two things.

- Bjorn said that the reason they are not unionizing is that they dont want to spend the next 4-5 years in court with ufc.

- gsps lawyer James Quinn is involved in this.. no matter what you think of the Free agent bs, he is the real deal

quote:

James W. Quinn
Jim Quinn is an accomplished trial lawyer who, until 2013, served for many years as head of Weil’s Litigation Department. Mr. Quinn specializes in high stakes commercial disputes. He has practiced in all areas of complex litigation and alternative dispute resolution, with particular emphasis on antitrust, securities, false advertising, sports, entertainment, patent, and related complex intellectual property litigation.

Nifft
Oct 5, 2001
I'm absolutely spiffng!
https://youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live

Jon Jones is going live soon on JRE. Has the NSAC ruled on his suspension yet? I know USADA gave him a year. If I was his lawyer I'd keep him from talking until everything has been handed out. He's a dummy.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

fatherdog posted:

It's really too bad because a genuine fighter's union would really help fighters across the board, so I kinda want to support this, but everything about it seems extremely shady. I think all or most of the fighters are probably genuine in their desire for this to work, but they're getting very bad advice from Bjorn, and it's hard to say whether that's from malice or incompetence.

They are getting advice taht serves bjorns purposes. So neither incompetent nor malicious. Just greedy

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

TheCool69 posted:

im not sure if you guys missed it but two things.

- Bjorn said that the reason they are not unionizing is that they dont want to spend the next 4-5 years in court with ufc.

- gsps lawyer James Quinn is involved in this.. no matter what you think of the Free agent bs, he is the real deal

That does not change the fact that an association is a stupid idea if your goal is to force the UFC to negotiate a CBA, as they claimed they wanted to do.

If their goal was to somehow help rival promotions rise to the level of the UFC to get more competition and/or bring down the UFC with some kind of anti-trust lawsuit then an association makes more sense, but that does not sound like what they want.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/12/1/13803166/cain-velasquez-says-he-has-surgery-scheduled-after-fabricio-werdum

Cain's so self aware that he's already scheduled for surgery after UFC 207 versus Werdum.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
my favourite bjorn rebney moment was when he got sued because in emails with ken pavia about stealing ufc contracts he laid out his master plans for no reason like cobra commander or some poo poo http://www.cagepotato.com/zuffa-sues-agent-ken-pavia-and-bellator-over-theft-trade-secrets/

TheCool69
Sep 23, 2011

Rigel posted:

That does not change the fact that an association is a stupid idea if your goal is to force the UFC to negotiate a CBA, as they claimed they wanted to do.

If their goal was to somehow help rival promotions rise to the level of the UFC to get more competition and/or bring down the UFC with some kind of anti-trust lawsuit then an association makes more sense, but that does not sound like what they want.

Yeah i agree. just pointing out that they touched on that point.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Josuke Higashikata posted:

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/12/1/13803166/cain-velasquez-says-he-has-surgery-scheduled-after-fabricio-werdum

Cain's so self aware that he's already scheduled for surgery after UFC 207 versus Werdum.

so cormier is having surgery, cain is having surgery, and rockhold is desperately trying to avoid having surgery. just gotta hit nudge on that final wheel and small golden fragments of josh thomson will start pouring out of the machine.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


mewse posted:

Conor fought in NY without paying his fine in NV? That rules

Yeah, it's under appeal

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Dec 1, 2016

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i've posted this before but it's still intensely funny to me

http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=sSs5TQ_XwCo&p=n#/8;22

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
three minutes in and Jon Jones is talking about cum

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
"Obviously I'm a religious guy"

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


"God is waiting until I'm mature enough to teach a boy to be a man (to give me a son)"

Explains the 4 daughters.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
So uh, he's basically saying he's man enough to raise daughters but not to raise a son. Those poor poor children.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Sounds retarded

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Please do not live blog any podcast, but in particular do not live blog joe rogans 7 hour long podcast.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
[in complete deadpan] sounds like jon jones has a thing or two to learn about gender

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
it's not as bad because I didn't walk over and actually check on her - didn't actually know she was pregnant - I wasn't grabbing money either just my bowl

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Jesus, this story about him crashing into the pregnant woman is probably even worse than it initially sounded on his part. He did a runner without even looking at the car he crashed into, he just assumed they'd be okay because he was and he hosed off because he stunk like booze and was still not fully clear from the night before.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
"did anybody tell you to get your poo poo together"

"oh a LOT of people have told me to get my poo poo together"

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Jesus, this story about him crashing into the pregnant woman is probably even worse than it initially sounded on his part. He did a runner without even looking at the car he crashed into, he just assumed they'd be okay because he was and he hosed off because he stunk like booze and was still not fully clear from the night before.

holy poo poo you mean Jon Jones did something selfish?

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Jon Jones is trying to come off as sympathetic and apologetic but is failing.

MycroftXXX
May 10, 2006

A Liquor Never Brewed
I know, for example, you don't need to be an electrician to be in the IBEW. I wonder if there is anything stopping them from joining any other already established union (besides bjorn related bullshit).

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Work Friend Keven posted:

Please do not live blog any podcast, but in particular do not live blog joe rogans 7 hour long podcast.

I want to support this but I'm also intensely fascinated by the reports so far

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

MycroftXXX posted:

I know, for example, you don't need to be an electrician to be in the IBEW. I wonder if there is anything stopping them from joining any other already established union (besides bjorn related bullshit).

I'm not 100% sure but I think that would just get you any health or affinity benefits they receive and would have no impact whatsoever on an ability to negotiate with UFC.

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