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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
It's Southland Tales

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Parole Violators

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

General Dog posted:

It's Southland Tales

I think this is the actual correct answer.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lastgirl posted:

Parole Violators



what is he on parole for

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

haljordan posted:

what is he on parole for

violating

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lastgirl posted:

violating



i must watch this movie immediately.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

haljordan posted:

i must watch this movie immediately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0FjNSgectM

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

I think this is the actual correct answer.

It's definitely the answer if we're talking actual major releases

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Bob James posted:

Manos: The Hands of Fate probably deserves a mention.
Ehhh...

A few friends and I watched Manos and I thought it would be hilariously bad, but it just felt boringly bad. There were the hilariously bad parts, yeah, but it felt like I was going to fall asleep at certain points.

Parallax
Jan 14, 2006

star wars

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild
Pick any Neil Breen movie. Probably Double Down, though.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer

Sir Kodiak posted:

Road House is just a good movie.

The sequel definitely wasn't.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Skoll posted:

The sequel definitely wasn't.

Sir Mat of Dickie
Jul 19, 2012

"There is no solitude greater than that of the samurai unless it be that of a tiger in the jungle... perhaps..."
I like Death Race 2000 (featuring a young Sylvester Stallone), though I'm not sure whether it was deliberately cheesy or "authentically" so-bad-it's-good. I couldn't enjoy Miami Connection until I went to a screening in college -- definitely more entertaining when, e.g., the crowd starts singing along to the terrible songs.

TWATT Q DAVIDSON
Apr 29, 2009

Kiss me ladies!
Ninja Terminator is pretty good/bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThpdB-W89gg

And who could forget Hard Ticket to Hawaii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAaPeMMJLgs

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

In Training posted:

I think it's dishonest to yourself to say you enjoy a movie because "it's bad".

This.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Bad can mean many things. Sometimes you enjoy a movie just because of the sheer audacity of it. The plot is stupid, the acting is bad and the thing just a mess but it comes together in a way that you enjoy despite everything. Like sometimes a movie contains many things that in most cases would be deal breakers but it just creates this perfect storm where everything gets cancelled out and it just works. I don't think it's insincere to say that in those cases a movie is so bad it's good.

Anyways, I came here to say I really like that version of Beowulf starting Christopher Lambert and produced by the people that made Mortal Kombat. The movie is stupid all the way through and is just a montage of baffling deduction but it's just so goofy and bizarre that it's hard to look away.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Sir Mat of Dickie posted:

I like Death Race 2000 (featuring a young Sylvester Stallone), though I'm not sure whether it was deliberately cheesy or "authentically" so-bad-it's-good. I couldn't enjoy Miami Connection until I went to a screening in college -- definitely more entertaining when, e.g., the crowd starts singing along to the terrible songs.

The actress who played Calamity Jane was smokin' hot.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Sir Kodiak posted:

Road House is just a good movie.

right boot

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

I love Maximum Overdrive. It's co-written and co-directed by Stephen King and cocaine.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
I think you're giving Steven king too much credit

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Every movie needs a soundtrack exclusively by AC/DC.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

haljordan posted:

Every movie needs a soundtrack exclusively by AC/DC.

I think a lot of movies wold be way worse if this were the case. Plus that would be a lot of work for AC/DC

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






net cafe scandal posted:

I think a lot of movies wold be way worse if this were the case. Plus that would be a lot of work for AC/DC

No way, imagine how good Casablanca would be if Dirty Deeds was blaring over the final scene

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


net cafe scandal posted:

I think a lot of movies wold be way worse if this were the case. Plus that would be a lot of work for AC/DC

No reason Hans Zimmer couldn't join AC/DC.

Peddle2thaMetal
Apr 17, 2012

ooooooooo yeaaaahhh
"The Pest" immediately came to mind

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry
Blade Runner

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
Since it's my av I guess I can't not mention the wonderful Silent Night, Deadly Night 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZF0FG55TKg

Undefeatable is also pretty great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

this is pretty atrocious, I've never managed to make it through the entire thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LAUyBYe8E

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

Since it's my av I guess I can't not mention the wonderful Silent Night, Deadly Night 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZF0FG55TKg

Undefeatable is also pretty great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

That Undefeatable fight scene is indeed excellent. So much flexing and grunting and crazy eye movement.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Sir Mat of Dickie posted:

I like Death Race 2000 (featuring a young Sylvester Stallone), though I'm not sure whether it was deliberately cheesy or "authentically" so-bad-it's-good. I couldn't enjoy Miami Connection until I went to a screening in college -- definitely more entertaining when, e.g., the crowd starts singing along to the terrible songs.

It's an ultra violent Wacky Races. Nothing wrong with that.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Crank 2: High Voltage is batshit insane and has a great score from Mike Patton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNymh9oH_bI

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
The Super Ninja(1984)
A great plot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrCQoW-Z1RQ&t=3834s
A great villian/s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrCQoW-Z1RQ&t=2205s
The great music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrCQoW-Z1RQ&t=3630s
Softcore porn scene: it's there just look
It's not just a Kung-Fu movie, it's also a Cop Drama.

Tenzarin fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Dec 3, 2016

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
I think "Starship Troopers" belongs on the list. And "Cat People" was a lot better than I expected it to be.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Norm Mcdonalds Dorty Work

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Megaforce

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

starkebn posted:

I think "Starship Troopers" belongs on the list.

there's nothing wrong with Starship Troopers. It's perfect.

I find myself drawn to The Happening since it's such a weird series of mistakes

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

haljordan posted:

Every movie needs a soundtrack exclusively by AC/DC.

Battleship certainly a point in favour here.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Empress Brosephine posted:

Norm Mcdonalds Dorty Work

I'd be a lot better if you brought me a whore

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Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
While not "best", I recently enjoyed Gods of Egypt and Jupiter Ascending. They were great "throw everything at the wall to see what sticks".

I also love Transformers: The Movie. The soundtrack alone puts it in the top tier of "amazingly bad movies".

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