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canned from the band
Sep 13, 2007

I'm a man of intensity. Of cool, and youth, and passionately
dont forget about food fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uROQ9nplxIY

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Empress Brosephine posted:

Norm Mcdonalds Dorty Work

"He took my chainsaw and now he's using it on me!"

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Anyone say Zardoz yet? Zardoz.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Well What Now posted:

honestly I have way more affection for deranged amateur garbage like Manos than I do for most major studio films

This. Manos was at least something a guy who never made a film before made and was at least trying to make something interesting.

Then you have these $200 million turds with the best people in the industry behind them and they're still garbage.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
The Last Unicorn is both an amazing movie and a bad movie.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I legit like The Super Mario Brothers.

Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry
The Greatest Movie Ever Sold. Tried to watch it with a friend last year and we didn't make it half way through before suffering massive headaches from recognizing things.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

canned from the band posted:

dont forget about food fight:

Everything about that movie is inexplicable. An experienced cast, most of which could get better parts with little effort. Product placement mascots that don't actually do anything alongside generic characters. Best part of Food Fight was its strange journey to completion, eventually being pushed across the direct to video finish line nearly a decade after its scheduled theatrical release at the hands of the insurance company.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Food Fight is the worst movie, but not the best worst, the worst worst. Painfully executed and absolutely repugnant in content from start to finish. I've never had such a bad taste in my mouth after seeing a movie.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

What I don't get about fiascos like Foodfight! and Accidental Love is that they have to know they'll never make their investment back by the time the film defaults to the insurance people. Why not hand over everything to some creative people to do something interesting for the same amount of money?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Food Fight is the worst movie, but not the best worst, the worst worst. Painfully executed and absolutely repugnant in content from start to finish. I've never had such a bad taste in my mouth after seeing a movie.

It really is vile in every regard.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Mortal kombat annihilation

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Rock and Roll Nightmare has the best twist ending ever put to film.

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

Tideland is a disaster of a movie, the plot of which culminates in an actual train wreck.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bloodsport is based on a true life story, by which I mean obvious lies, featuring Van Damme's wooden acting and a hella jacked top heel, but I love everything about it.

I also like Kickboxer.

It's me, I'm the one who likes bad 80s and 90s action movies.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

My vote goes to R.O.T.O.R.

A pornstached killer robot cop that can see back in time when he takes his sunglasses off is hard to top.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Please go watch Super Ninja, they steal star wars music!

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

whiteyfats posted:

Bloodsport is based on a true life story, by which I mean obvious lies, featuring Van Damme's wooden acting and a hella jacked top heel, but I love everything about it.

I also like Kickboxer.

It's me, I'm the one who likes bad 80s and 90s action movies.

Bloodsport owns, Kickboxer owns, Demolition Man really really owns.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Demolition Man isn't bad, though.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

ScrubLeague posted:

Bloodsport owns, Kickboxer owns, Demolition Man really really owns.

I enjoyed Double Impact. Where Van Damme's acting prowess is so strong he can play two characters effortlessly.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
they need to make a demolition man prequel about the fast food wars

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Steven Seagal's best movies came out then, too. Marked for Death, Hard to Kill, Under Siege.

fun hater
May 24, 2009

its a neat trick, but you can only do it once
foodfight is my favorite because every single thing about it is just totally wrong

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

whiteyfats posted:

Steven Seagal's best movies came out then, too. Marked for Death, Hard to Kill, Under Siege.

Yep Hard to Kill when he came out of a coma. The rehabilitation sequence was magnificent.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Totally forgot about Birdemic. Remember Birdemic?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Totally forgot about Birdemic. Remember Birdemic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDNJRsNECNY

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

You don't just forget Birdemic.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

symbolic posted:

It's The Room, undoubtedly.

This really is the only answer. Birdemic is straight up awful

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Someone should tell that guy that alot of birds don't just hover in the air.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Did anybody ever see the Warlock movies with Julian Sands. First one is an unremarkable cross between Terminator and Highlander but the second, in my view, suits this thread.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wheat Loaf posted:

Did anybody ever see the Warlock movies with Julian Sands. First one is an unremarkable cross between Terminator and Highlander but the second, in my view, suits this thread.

The second one is amazing. I've seen it at least ten times and never get tired of it.

Julian Sands chewing the scenery is great.

"IS THIS THE BEST YOU CAN DO???"

taiyoko
Jan 10, 2008


I can't decide my favorite between Tromeo and Juliet and The Toxic Avenger. I completely concur with the imdb reviewer on the former that it's "Romeo and Juliet...on acid."

Artsygrrl
Apr 24, 2007


I'm just here.

Grimey Drawer
Popeye the Movie. The set is still alive and well (in Malta, I think?), the scenery and art direction are surprisingly good, and you get to see Robin Williams playing Popeye.

Oh, and everything is food.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
There's one called Primal Force which was a TV movie starring Ron Perlman (this should tell you all you need to know, but I will continue) from about 2000 or so. The premise was that a plane carrying a corrupt tycoon's daughter crashes on an island, and Ron Perlman plays a hardened mercenary who's the only person ever to set foot on the island and return alive, who leads a team to get her back. The catch is that many years ago, said corrupt tycoon financed illegal experiments on the island which went wrong, and now the island is overrun with this savage pack of killer mutant baboons.

The climax involves Ron Perlman having a knife fight with one of the baboons.

Steinbeck
Apr 6, 2008
Can anyone remember a flick from the 70s or 80s in which a character had a conversion van they were super-proud of but then someone (I think the owner with an eating problem) stuffs the console with marshmallows and they melt?


That one.

Also Cobra.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Cobra is great.

Soldier
Commando
Dead Alive
Event Horizon

Artsygrrl
Apr 24, 2007


I'm just here.

Grimey Drawer

Steinbeck posted:

Can anyone remember a flick from the 70s or 80s in which a character had a conversion van they were super-proud of but then someone (I think the owner with an eating problem) stuffs the console with marshmallows and they melt?


That one.

Also Cobra.

I was trying to find that movie for you. It was not Cannonball Run, was it?

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Colostomy Bag posted:

I enjoyed Double Impact. Where Van Damme's acting prowess is so strong he can play two characters effortlessly.

I always confuse Double Impact with Double Team, the movie with JCVD and Dennis Rodman, where they get into a punch fight with a tiger in the Colosseum.

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
Bratz: The Movie is the only acceptable answer

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Is Rocky 4 considered bad? :ohdear: Because I love it.

and Living In America is a good song.

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