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Hobold posted:The fuckers are already half way there. What is going on. The rollout of suckers 2.0 has been a great success.
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Beet Wagon posted:love toggling my atmosphere from "we finally got it to kill you if you go outside in your underpants" to "thick comma breathable" and calling it a huge accomplishment
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Okay, I know I do this a lot, but those noodle boxes in the goon-den wankpod loving killed me. Those things are called oyster pails. They were patented in the year 1890. Originally designed for oysters, they were adopted by the Chinese restaurants of San Francisco and New York in the 1920s, and are now used by Chinese restaurants all over the world. They're iconic. They've had a good century-plus run.  I think in the next 830 years, starfaring humanity will come up with a more efficient package design Also, every time I see the phrase "trolled and brigaded" I start singing "Guantanamera"--- Trolled and brigaded I get so trolled and brigaded Trolled and brigaaaaaaded I am so trolled and brigaded I am a fan of Chris Roberts I give him thousands of dollars I am a fan of Chris Roberts I'll give him thousands more dollars But those goons hurt my fee-fees When they all troll and brigade me Trolled and brigaded, etc. AlbieQuirky fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Nov 28, 2018 |
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Nov 28, 2018 05:24
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That Snickers Guy posted:The echo chamber is now padded for extra comfort it seems.. The mods look like they are finally succumbing to the screams of bridging and goonfear. Excellent. I love it when a plan comes together. With nobody allowed to criticise or tell people they are being idiots, they will be free to theory craft the most insane ideas, which Chris will immediately jump on as being worthly of inclusion in the game. Except thrilling laundry gameplay coming in a patch soon!
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AlbieQuirky posted:Okay, I know I do this a lot, but those noodle boxes in the goon-den wankpod loving killed me. RobertsPunk pretty much rips off every stereotype and IP that ever existed. It's a blend of WW2, sci fi, 70s cop shows and train simulator.
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Nov 28, 2018 05:30
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Beet Wagon posted:some dude is streaming SC in front of about 1500 people 2000+ now. "Man, it really takes forever to get out of the atmosphere"
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Frog Act posted:maybe this is a stupid question, but every time I watch one of these kinda videos the game has the appearance of an incredibly complicated real-life level fidelity simulator in terms of the recreation of the actual controls a pilot would use, and none of the crazy buttons or switches actually seem to get used? I watched them launch using the I guess steam catapult or whatever so I suppose that didn't need anything, but clicking through big parts of this they just seem to be using the joystick to move around and a few buttons here and there to register stuff. how much of that console is actually interactive? In the more complete modules, maybe 90% of the buttons and switches are interactive. They tend to leave out some that aren't or can't be simulated for one reason or another (commonly things like IFF, radio encryption, and ECM/ECCM because it's all supadupasikkrit black-box magic stuff). But even then, yes, most of it you will never see being clicked in these videos because… well… you just don't. The switches are there to turn systems on at the start of a flight, off at the end, or possibly to actuate back-up systems should you happen to only half-blow up at some point inbetween. You'll often have a large panel of switches for emergency hydraulics and back-up flight controls if you get shot up in the wrong way, and the margin between needing to use those and just exploding is so narrow that they're almost exclusively used for special emergency-procedures training missions. Beyond that, HOTAS is a thing that exists for a reason. You want to have your hands on your throttle and stick at all times, and have all the regular and most immediately necessary flight (and fight) controls be available right there, so there's never any need to CRobber your arms around the cockpit. In some more modern aircraft where MFD:s start to take more and more space, those will be the next thing you'll interact with, often to manipulate and switch between different sensors, but even then, you'll be able to do the most common manipulations via the HOTAS — things like flipping through the pages, altering sensor modes, moving cursors around and the like. If you want to set up launch options of a weapon, you might actually have to start poking the MFD:s themselves, but again, that's really something you just set up once and then leave alone. In addition, there might be some sort of data entry panel which, again, would either only be used as a step in the starting setup, or maybe be used in calmer moments because you figure half-way between here and there that you want to do some really ill-advised flying and want to lower the altitude warning level to 5m off the deck for some reason… Hav posted:Someone else torqued their p-51 over on their first take-off? Good, not just me then. I think it's mandatory — they'll come and fine you if you don't. Also, the P-51 is a trivial and well-behaved little toy compared to the Bf 109… Tippis fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Nov 28, 2018 |
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Beet Wagon posted:some dude is streaming SC in front of about 1500 people Chocotaco is actually a really good FPS player. They must have given him a stack of cash to play this crud.
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Lladre posted:Chocotaco is actually a really good FPS player. They must have given him a stack of cash to play this crud. He's part of TSM isn't he?
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Mirificus posted:Spectrum: I did the math... and travel times as they currently stand have no future Jeez, they are really in favour of it taking hours or days to reach other star systems? Do they not have lives? No, wait, don't answer that.
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MedicineHut posted:Hah! You are not Jesus Christ! I know who you are, you are a loving Elite cultist! And who is to say Jesus isn't a loving Elite cultist? Checkmate goonie!
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https://www.twitch.tv/chocotaco Heh, he went into QT. The other guys's game crashed when he stopped trying to hail choco. Choco took a break while QTing, literally just walked away from his comp. Suppose QT is good for answering the calls of nature. Choco can still see the guy flying the ship, even though he has respawned somewhere else. The other guy who isn't there stood up in the main chair and started flapping his arms. No indicator on how long QT remains.... he finally got there. One of the viewers recommend Choco not try and do missions because they won't work, but instead go look at the new areas CIG have added.... yes, don't play the game, just go look at the scenery. Agony Aunt fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Nov 28, 2018 |
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He quit because he died again for no reason. "We almost did a mission... in 4-5 hours" Brilliant. "It was bad man. Maybe in 5 years" "Even if it just had the content it has, but worked, it would be really fun" Stream comments quite negative, they are having a go at the shill.
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Lladre posted:Chocotaco is actually a really good FPS player. They must have given him a stack of cash to play this crud. Just before i stopped watching, he said something along the lines of "I'm enjoying this, but I wouldn't be having fun on my own" and "I don't know that I'd recommend it. Try it while it's free, but I wouldn't pay for it. It's just not finished" which seem like interesting remarks for someone being paid to play. He also said "I feel like this could be a good game, it needs another five years" which is pretty grest when they already had 7.
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So hey I figured out how to get through the No-Fly zone at Lorevill if anyone wants to grief the poo poo out of people. Turns out the barrier is server-side. Disconnect your internet, fly through real quick to the little deck for the habitation area or the ship dealership, reconnect your internet. Do it fast enough and you won't get booted, and you'll legit be able to fly around the "City" part shooting people. Good times.
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LOL, the shill is still at it: "Your friend probably threw a grenade. Ships don't blow up for no reason" Choco is already loading a new game and the shill can't give it up. And still going on and on "they shot the cutlas before and played around with guns. then they may have blown a hole, drained oxygen and maybe he had no helmet on" Fidelity! LOL, Choco just called the shill delusional.  Said its not a good game for streaming and if he's going to die without reason and without being told why he's died, he's not going to play it. Agony Aunt fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Nov 28, 2018 |
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Sarsapariller posted:So hey I figured out how to get through the No-Fly zone at Lorevill if anyone wants to grief the poo poo out of people. Actually it's still a no fire zone so you have to ram them. Hard work.
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Agony Aunt posted:"Your friend probably threw a grenade. Ships don't blow up for no reason" that's the kind of unshakable faith that keeps a man a 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓇 𝒞𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓏𝑒𝓃
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Sarsapariller posted:So hey I figured out how to get through the No-Fly zone at Lorevill if anyone wants to grief the poo poo out of people.  CIG
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AlbieQuirky posted:Okay, I know I do this a lot, but those noodle boxes in the goon-den wankpod loving killed me. Twenty twenty twenty four goonie downvooootes I'm gonna be brigaded No game to play nowhere to go-hooo I'm gonna be brigaded Just put me onto reddit Where I exalt my game Hurry hurry hurry so I can be insane I can't control my fingers, I do not have a brain oh no oh ho oo ho
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This is the deck outside the player spawn room Local hospital  Further proof- working chat too  No clips of me ramming people yet, they're nimble fuckers
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Lladre posted:Chocotaco is actually a really good FPS player. They must have given him a stack of cash to play this crud. Honestly, that would be a smart marketing idea. If the game worked half-decently.
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Elderbean posted:Star Citizen is like a real life parody of capitalism. 
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Did chocotaco announce his new streaming PC courtesy of some guy named Chris Croberts?
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My apologies if this has been posted already: https://clips.twitch.tv/EphemeralGoldenHorseradishTooSpicy?tt_medium=clips&tt_content=recommendation
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Hav posted:I’m moist about upcoming outback pilot game ‘deadstick’, because it’s quite lo-fi. I have no interest in passenger jets, and actually prefer helos. Really looking forward to Deadstick 
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Grubby Hobo posted:I've been here for a mere blip in the history of the thread, and nonetheless I felt your absence, and am happy to welcome you back. Welcome back, woodworker dude with disturbing avatar! I appreciate that. I lost my Lucky Boy to cancer and it took me a while to work through the worst of losing him. He made it to his 16th birthday before we had to say goodbye.  
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Scruffpuff posted:ROFL the women thing kills me. So I have to share a discussion I had with some guy who pulled the "all women blah blah I can't get laid" card. I think I enjoyed this post more than I should have.
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DapperDon posted:I appreciate that. I lost my Lucky Boy to cancer and it took me a while to work through the worst of losing him. He made it to his 16th birthday before we had to say goodbye. You have all my sympathy friend. It is very hard to get over the loss of your best friend. I've gotta say that i'm shedding some tears myself reading your post. Amazing Zimmo fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Nov 28, 2018 |
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Hi, Im just reading my new book that Christ Roberts has sent me: Its a book about a video game  
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Sarsapariller posted:
They are just so incredibly incompetent that they fail at both server and client-side implementations. Please re-test that poo poo, because that means that they have a server-side check that triggers a client-side self-destruct which is them transmitted to the server. In other words, your ship assploding is client-side, lol. trucutru fucked around with this message at 09:14 on Nov 28, 2018 |
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I'm the laser pistol with the slide... Must be one of those automatic laser pistols, as opposed to a laser revolver where you load the laser cartridges into a laser cylinder which laser turns when you laser pull the laser trigger. Hey, citizens. I know you're reading this. How much more evidence do you need that CIG are a bunch of lazy oval office hacks? Jesus loving Christ you dense twats.
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DapperDon posted:I appreciate that. I lost my Lucky Boy to cancer and it took me a while to work through the worst of losing him. He made it to his 16th birthday before we had to say goodbye. I'm so sorry for you. He looks like a great dog who was given a great life.
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Sarsapariller posted:Named for the legendary shield wielded by Greece's most intelligent goddess, Aegis specializes in legendary jpegs sold to Germany's most gullible auditors. 
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Is Sandi on fire? I didn't know witch burning was legal in the US
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Bofast posted:Is Sandi on fire? I didn't know witch burning was legal in the US It's a metaphor for what happens to backer money. They're simultaneously turned into designer clothes and burned
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Mangoose posted:It's a metaphor for what happens to backer money. They're simultaneously turned into designer clothes and burned Deep, friend
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trucutru posted:They are just so incredibly incompetent that they fail at both server and client-side implementations. But trusting the client is a completely normal thing to do in multiplayer games. You don't understand games development.
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DapperDon posted:I appreciate that. I lost my Lucky Boy to cancer and it took me a while to work through the worst of losing him. He made it to his 16th birthday before we had to say goodbye. Sorry for your loss dude - it sucks to lose a pet 
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Welcome to the