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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Space Crabs posted:

For anyone who wasn't around back then, this is the same concierge level whale that came on a podcast and got eviscerated after lying about his pledge amount.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlGp3hP_gZE

He is probably Lazrin since nobody else shows this much obsession with Derek Smart. Dude has been raging for almost two years straight about Derek at this point.

Jim and Lazrin have distinct and very recognizable writing styles, they're nothing alike

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trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I think Dowlphin is confused because while delta patching might lower the bytes you have to download, the patcher would still need to access and change things in big files

I speak pretty good Idiot but I'm not fluent yet, getting there though

I just read it more carefully. He thinks that overwriting stuff in his SSD is super-bad so he proposes the idea of a "delta-patcher" that creates a new version of a file but doesn't overwrite the old one then uses some sort of versioning system to make sure the game reads the latest version. But this would inflate the size of the game and sooner or later you would have to actually modify stuff... but how could you modify the old archive without rewriting the whole of it? you just want to change a bit of it. what kind of magic could do that? maybe a database?

trucutru fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Apr 4, 2017

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Now imagine that your job is to "archive" it and keep track of it all, including every mundane lore post that Ben writes.

That's Cherie's job.

Thanks. This post made me understand what grief really means.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

trucutru posted:

I just read it more carefully. He thinks that overwriting stuff in his SSD is super-bad so he proposes the idea of a "delta-patcher" that downloads a new version of a file but doesn't overwrite the old one then uses some sort of versioning system to make sure the game reads the latest version. But this would inflate the size of the game and sooner or later you would have to actually modify stuff... but how could you modify the old archive without rewriting the whole of it? you just want to change a bit of it. what kind of magic could do that? maybe a database?

He'd have a stroke if he knew about page files/swap files and how his SSD is under duress.

Now granted, it could be possible that downloading and patching SC would exceed those write cycles.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Jim and Lazrin have distinct and very recognizable writing styles, they're nothing alike

I agree with your understanding of writing style development.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Beet Wagon posted:

Jim is a loving champion of selective understanding. "Oh, the GamersGate guys came out and flat out said Derek had it removed? That can't be true and let me come up with some hairbrained theory as to why. Also, everything CIG says is gospel because they wouldn't go on the internet and just lie!"

It's remarkable.

Yeah, as if a partner site is going to pull a game from a partner whose games they've had for decades.

In fact, the only reason LoD was even on there recently, is because we were able to generate CBT Steam keys for it; and which Valve approved. Previously only LOD Tactics was Steam key supported. All previous titles were SecuROM.

Valve won't allow devs to sell a game on an outside site, that's not sold on Steam. LoD is currently in CBT and not for sale on Steam. So we used our CBT key allotment for not only our own DR* store, but also on GG. That's why key generation requires approval from Steam.

Note the date (from 2016) of my response below? That's because LoD wasn't sold on Steam after 04/29/16; and we couldn't get approval for CBT keys to be sold on an outside site, when the game itself wasn't being sold on Steam.



None of this is relevant. What's relevant is, aside from the other times when we've busted them, this is more proof that they do in fact do this poo poo, review bomb etc, even as they deny it. And his original post on Reddit got over 45 upvotes last I checked.

D_Smart fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Apr 4, 2017

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

trucutru posted:

I just read it more carefully. He thinks that overwriting stuff in his SSD is super-bad so he proposes the idea of a "delta-patcher" that creates a new version of a file but doesn't overwrite the old one then uses some sort of versioning system to make sure the game reads the latest version. But this would inflate the size of the game and sooner or later you would have to actually modify stuff... but how could you modify the old archive without rewriting the whole of it? you just want to change a bit of it. what kind of magic could do that? maybe a database?
Think of the schmeg.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

D_Smart posted:

And his original post on Reddit got over 45 upvotes last I checked.

Your head is going to give in before that wall does, bro.

trucutru posted:

I just read it more carefully. He thinks that overwriting stuff in his SSD is super-bad so he proposes the idea of a "delta-patcher" that creates a new version of a file but doesn't overwrite the old one then uses some sort of versioning system to make sure the game reads the latest version. But this would inflate the size of the game and sooner or later you would have to actually modify stuff... but how could you modify the old archive without rewriting the whole of it? you just want to change a bit of it. what kind of magic could do that? maybe a database?

It's the quantity of cycles of a given cell that alters SSD life, not the size of the files. Change a file and you change the partition entry and clusters pointed to it. Doing a byte-wise comparison of oldFile->newFile is going to nail throughput without extending the life of the drive by much. He'll be replacing the SSD before release anyway.

Also, not a good idea to layer a filesystem over a database.

Edit: Some things are just _bad ideas_ NSFW-ish - https://www.pentestpartners.com/blog/vulnerable-wi-fi-dildo-camera-endoscope-yes-really/

Hav fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Apr 4, 2017

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Maybe that episode of TNG? :shrug:

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/The_Game_(episode)

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Hav posted:

Your head is going to give in before that wall does, bro.

Why do you think I wear a crash helmet throughout the day?

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Strange that a Star Citizen backer is able to completely make poo poo up, on the spot, then lead themselves to conclusions supported by poo poo they just made up.

This is the intellectual equivalent of Magneto creating walkways spontaneously in front of him while he continues walking from that first X-Men movie.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

What's even more likely is that the ascension of the God Emperor to the throne of America has caused the Reptilians to pull their filthy xeno agents off planet, meaning that the training materials hidden inside of LoD no longer require dissemination via the jewish cabal running Steam, and are actually preparing to leave the Earth.

Derek Smart's references to 'Extinction Level Events' were actually literal, and he's in the process of winding up the remaining cells. 'Upsilon Sidewinder Crate' to all Theta level operatives, Nancy failed to drop off the post in time, so you'll get your final orders after demolitions have started.

I have "proof", obviously.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Remember that on e time when goons tried to change star citizen into eve and failed then got all salty about it?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Now imagine that your job is to "archive" it and keep track of it all, including every mundane lore post that Ben writes.

That's Cherie's job.

And that explains her apparent decline from her slowly dying on the inside.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



peter gabriel posted:

Remember that on e time when goons tried to change star citizen into eve and failed then got all salty about it?

Hello Cymelion.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Daztek posted:

Hello Cymelion.

Hi!
I mean, eh?

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

I'm the dude that points to two point six point one as great proof of progress

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





peter gabriel posted:

Remember that on e time when goons tried to change star citizen into eve and failed then got all salty about it?

You mean right now?

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/849300229614686208

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

What's your referral code Citizen

MinorInconvenience
Feb 24, 2017

Criminal lawyer or criminal, lawyer. Yeah. No difference.

Even the star citizens can only take so much bullshit:
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/373722/spectrum-why-is-everybody-still-using-the-old-forums

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS9rawOjCyg&t=2604s

~dreams~

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009


Well at least this logo isn't derivative of another popular science fiction franchise.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:


It has been stated many times, but the greatest fear for those head deep into Robert's colon is the game actually releasing.

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

D_Smart posted:

Why do you think I wear a crash helmet throughout the day?

You shouldn't ask questions that you really don't want the know the answer to.

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Daztek posted:

Hello Cymelion.

Have you noticed that he now mostly posts in r/DS now because people are tired of his bullshit on the main sub?

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

I guess if I ever feel like i care too much about internet forums I can just remember this RSI Thread where there is a huge slapfight with entire encyclopedias being written on which type of forums software these idiots want to post on.

A bunch of them are threatening refunds if the RSI forums are made read-only since Spectrum is a hacked together copy of discord that is terrible at all levels apparently.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
I hope they shitcan the forums and go full spectrum

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

peter gabriel posted:

I hope they shitcan the forums and go full spectrum

You should never go full spectrum, etc.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Hav posted:

You should never go full spectrum, etc.

Agreed and this is why I hope they do

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/StarCitizenAA/status/849358835315822593

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Are you guys ready for some self-deprecating hilarity? guest-starring :pgabz:

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

22 minutes? To say "poo poo's hosed"? Who's watching this poo poo?

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Sunswipe posted:

22 minutes? To say "poo poo's hosed"? Who's watching this poo poo?

Let me be of help



(somehow they usually get like 1,500 views. We live in a weird world).

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

trucutru posted:

Let me be of help



(somehow they usually get like 1,500 views. We live in a weird world).

:lol:

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
I don't even laugh at the "Star Citizen Content Creators" anymore I just feel really bad for them.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Sunswipe posted:

22 minutes? To say "poo poo's hosed"? Who's watching this poo poo?

quote:

Here is my latest State of the game. 2.6.2 is awesome.... Loving it and feeling a new drive for playing Star Citizen.

Somebody normally watches them and links to a funny bit.

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AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer


Bad patch, bad sale.

I don't think there's long left.

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