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alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


DarkRefreshment posted:

What does your tane tell you?

my tane tells me scrod

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AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/DreadCentral/status/865842759260925953

Stunning New Development Diary

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

5 Things About Star Citizen The Big Publishers Don't Want You To Know

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

Has CIG got any of these tables yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FeabUQlI_o

Bah

Cheez
Apr 29, 2013

Someone doesn't like a shitty gimmick I like?

:siren:
TIME FOR ME TO WHINE ABOUT IT!
:siren:

MedicineHut posted:

Has CIG got any of these tables yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FeabUQlI_o

Bah

i'm the complete lack of understanding of the Sisyphus myth

radd
Jun 16, 2001

Super Spacefortress

Lack of Gravitas posted:

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StarBegotten
Mar 23, 2016

EightAce posted:

The current build of 3.0 is actually looking pretty great. It's missing over 50% of what Chris promised but it looks fantastic. I reckon it will be an August release and will be the mvp. I think the plan from there out is basically. Amazon

By "pretty great" I take you mean it crashes slightly less than before?

And what of Chris' Magnum Opus Squadron 42!!!!!!??????

Dare us peons dream that it it may grace us with it's perfection soon?

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

alf_pogs posted:

is this nonexistant game out yet

There's not even any evidence of progress.
And I don't even mean “progress” as in the term everyone uses in relation to software development — there's hardly even any evidence of the “progress” concept CIG has created for themselves and which bears no relation to actual progress.

XxXCaptainNoxXxX
May 18, 2017

by zen death robot

EightAce posted:

The current build of 3.0 is actually looking pretty great. It's missing over 50% of what Chris promised but it looks fantastic. I reckon it will be an August release and will be the mvp. I think the plan from there out is basically. Amazon

I've been watching ATVs I think it looks great too. Thanks for 'leaking' and setting some of these people straight. As far as the rest we all know in game development things are constantly evolving and changing. We all know its coming and that's enough.

XxXCaptainNoxXxX
May 18, 2017

by zen death robot
also Agent wrong about this week. Yet again.

Roflan
Nov 25, 2007

MedicineHut posted:

Has CIG got any of these tables yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FeabUQlI_o

Bah

Isn't that the same guy that did the voice over in those Dahir Insaat videos retsupurae made fun of?

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

EightAce posted:

The current build of 3.0 is actually looking pretty great. It's missing over 50% of what Chris promised but it looks fantastic. I reckon it will be an August release and will be the mvp. I think the plan from there out is basically. Amazon

So it's like how the procgen planet stuff “looked great” a year ago? :D

mrchinchin25
Apr 14, 2012

Dat BDSSE

$150m and 4/5/6/7 years does not get you a stunning new AAAA+ game with revolutionary physics, planetary landing, kitten logos and procedural drinks waiters... but a development diary.

I for one am sated

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

mrchinchin25 posted:

$150m and 4/5/6/7 years does not get you a stunning new AAAA+ game with revolutionary physics, planetary landing, kitten logos and procedural drinks waiters... but a development diary.

I for one am sated

I mean, the physics are pretty revolutionary already. Just look at how this station rings revolve at the slightest provocation.

mrchinchin25
Apr 14, 2012

Dat BDSSE

Tippis posted:

I mean, the physics are pretty revolutionary already. Just look at how this station rings revolve at the slightest provocation.

I forgot about this feature! Physics 3.0, Rings 1.0 and Stoppy Floaty 2.5 should resolve this

XxXCaptainNoxXxX
May 18, 2017

by zen death robot
New Eclipse.
http://imgur.com/a/L8tJg

is an homage to Halo's Longsword. Really glad I got one I loved Halo.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Sandi's going to fire her so hard...

http://i.imgur.com/J5wRgwL.mp4

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Showing actual emotion and humanity on camera? That's a firin'.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

I've turned the sound on for the first time and apparently this twat normally speaks by contorting his face in the most grotesque fashion. Like, he's not even emphasising words.





Meanwhile, one guy on the team declares his love for girl panties



And here's the summary of CIG's notion of common sense



And Sandi's brought her junkie elderly lesbian friend back

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

Seeing Ben Parry's name flash there reminded me: working at CIG must be a nightmare.

Remember when Ben Parry gave his honest answer that VR was not really a possibility and the official response from CIG was "he's just an artist and doesn't really know what he's talking about". Ben Parry's role, as you can see there, is senior graphics programmer. I would be really goddamn mad to be thrown under the bus in public like that.

*Goes to HR. It's the boss's wife. lol*

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

XxXCaptainNoxXxX posted:

what did you think i meant by face blasted? Watch your eye

Didn't you go to jail or something already?

EightAce posted:

The current build of 3.0 is actually looking pretty great. It's missing over 50% of what Chris promised but it looks fantastic. I reckon it will be an August release and will be the mvp. I think the plan from there out is basically. Amazon

Is it an MMO? Do you mean it is working well or the visuals are great? Am I going to believe you after you burned me so many other times?

Sillybones fucked around with this message at 14:02 on May 20, 2017

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
https://clips.twitch.tv/LovelyCoweringRuffWutFace

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
https://clips.twitch.tv/MistyToughCiderDAESuppy

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer


Colour code.

White concept art.
Blue 50% complete.
Green complete.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Jorunn_SC/status/865916383716093953

Ayn Marx
Dec 21, 2012

XxXCaptainNoxXxX posted:

what a weak argument. someone comes in and deals in facts and you poo poo your pants.

I think you are my favourite poster in our little subforum :v

Galaspar
Aug 20, 2006
Will reign this way again

XxXCaptainNoxXxX posted:

New Eclipse.
http://imgur.com/a/L8tJg

is an homage to Halo's Longsword. Really glad I got one I loved Halo.

Are we talking homaging a post office with a sawn-off shotgun, Third Party Fire and Homage, or Ali Baba and the Forty Homagers?

well HECK Phil
Feb 25, 2010
Toilet Rascal


Keep doing what you're doing. The entertainment factor is great.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development


Progress Watch 3.0.0

Progress Watch Global

XxXCaptainNoxXxX
May 18, 2017

by zen death robot
Not bad. That's basic game dev for ya. And they even said they make it aggressive on purpose to motivate employees.

Abuminable
Mar 30, 2017

Now, aside from the Abuminable, business goes on as usual.

You did such a great job adding it that I didn't realize it was new. It is intuitive to see the cumulative total there. Good job.

ZekeNY
Jun 13, 2013

Probably AFK

well HECK Phil posted:

Keep doing what you're doing. The entertainment factor is great.

:same:

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer



:science: :allears:

well HECK Phil
Feb 25, 2010
Toilet Rascal
This thread can get super circle-jerky with the reddit posts. I think this is leading to the honeypot troll posters that keep popping up and pages of people engaging them.

Much like SC; if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is not.

necroid
May 14, 2009


lol

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

well HECK Phil posted:

This thread can get super circle-jerky with the reddit posts. I think this is leading to the honeypot troll posters that keep popping up and pages of people engaging them.

Much like SC; if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is not.

The reddit crowd is 100% legit, believe it or not

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Is it normal for every artist to have skype on all the time? Did he get in trouble for not answering those two calls?

necroid
May 14, 2009

Lladre posted:

Is it normal for every artist to have skype on all the time? Did he get in trouble for not answering those two calls?

are you serious? if you are I'll share a secret: you can use skype, hangouts and similar programs even while you're working!

I know it sounds crazy, I wonder what's next in the fast moving world of computer jobs! maybe you'll be able to check your email :allears:

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

SelenicMartian posted:

Sandi's going to fire her so hard...

http://i.imgur.com/J5wRgwL.mp4

:rip:



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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

SelenicMartian posted:


And Sandi's brought her junkie elderly lesbian friend back




That dude's jacked to the tits

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