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Chris Roberts is a miscreant. His wife is a miscreant. Their lawyer ortwin is a miscreant. Ben lesnick is a miscreant. The backers are all miscreants. Video game streamers are miscreants. Forums shills are miscreants. The bow tie guy is a miscreant. moma is a miscreant. Redditors are all miscreants. The employees are all miscreants. Miscreancy all the way down. Miscreancy.
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ManofManyAliases posted:-We're going to see 3.0 release much earlier than "mid-year."
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hakimashou posted:Chris Roberts is a miscreant. You misspelled "fuckwit"
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Jul 29, 2017 03:46
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Nicholas posted:July 28th Schedule Report Yeah, that slip is incorrect. Sources tell me that no way on this God's Earth is Sept even a realistic time frame. But you already knew this, because I TOTALLY CALLED IT three weeks ago. They're now doing the delays a little bit at a time to avoid panic. Good plan if you ask me.
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D_Smart posted:Yeah, that slip is incorrect. Sources tell me that no way on this God's Earth is Sept even a realistic time frame. But you already knew this, because I TOTALLY CALLED IT three weeks ago. They're now doing the delays a little bit at a time to avoid panic. Good plan if you ask me. Keep up the good fight Dr Smart! Some day every knee will bow and every tongue will confess! Derek Smart Was Right!
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Jul 29, 2017 03:48
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Calling delays on a game that has been delayed since 2014, sources say it's truly amazing.
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Jul 29, 2017 03:49
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Citizens getting salty that Frontier is worth more than CIG has crowdfunded, even after they squeezed all of the blood out of the ED stone. Beet a is a top SC streamer, and WTFO rage quitting because of Beet. Citizens entering a state of depression after finding out evocati isn't this week, even though they gave it away earlier this week that they are crunching hard for Gamescom. This is a good day for Star Citizen.
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Jul 29, 2017 03:49
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Quavers posted:I already called it Indeed you have.  I have been working on some things these past days, and currently 16+ pages behind!  So I employed my unique method of catching up. Which is why I posted those links, before getting to the post where you had already totally called it 
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Jul 29, 2017 03:50
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I bet Derek does the same thing with books.
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Jul 29, 2017 03:55
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Colostomy Bag posted:I always like the reddit Friday schedule thread. Im only disappointed that 3.0 is delayed but once 3.0 releases all is forgiven because I hate myself and have foolishly given a cretin hundreds of my hard earned dollars. Will nobody save PC GAMING or shall we wallow in the depths of console lunacy until the end of days Ennuiiiiiiiii!!!!!
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Jul 29, 2017 03:57
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Christ even devoted Nazis gave up on their leader faster than these idiots will.
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Jul 29, 2017 03:58
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*sigh* There's just nothing to play anywhere... *browses the catalogue of some hundreds of thousands of games on Steam* Nothing at all to play *scrolls past a healthy list of scifi games with plenty of greenlight/early access titles* *sigh*
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Jul 29, 2017 04:00
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This one is sad, the jesus patch won't meet the hype and he will feel hollow, like death 
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Jul 29, 2017 04:02
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I know some of us have ribbed MoMA about his contingency plan of unloading his ships on the grey market if the game looks to be in trouble, at least to an even greater degree than it does now. However, this citizen has a mindblowing ironclad contingency plan that nobody had previously considered, and I think with this new knowledge I might be sufficiently confident to buy in. What say ye, goons?
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Jul 29, 2017 04:02
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"Slow night" he thought as he posted for a 5th time in as many minutes. -A star Citizen player closes his reddit tab
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Jul 29, 2017 04:02
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boviscopophobic posted:I know some of us have ribbed MoMA about his contingency plan of unloading his ships on the grey market if the game looks to be in trouble, at least to an even greater degree than it does now. However, this citizen has a mindblowing ironclad contingency plan that nobody had previously considered, and I think with this new knowledge I might be sufficiently confident to buy in. What say ye, goons? You know... some people have given enough money to Star Citizen to basically pay my wages for a year or more. If you wanted a "key personnel" that bad just give them the money, ffs.
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Jul 29, 2017 04:05
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Looking for hot redhead to promise me things but never deliver, will pay handsomely. Wait, isn't this a fetish already?
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Jul 29, 2017 04:06
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Jul 29, 2017 04:07
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xXAdmiralBekHarXx posted:key person insurance Locksmith
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boviscopophobic posted:I know some of us have ribbed MoMA about his contingency plan of unloading his ships on the grey market if the game looks to be in trouble, at least to an even greater degree than it does now. However, this citizen has a mindblowing ironclad contingency plan that nobody had previously considered, and I think with this new knowledge I might be sufficiently confident to buy in. What say ye, goons? Oh my God. Oh my God. Does this person believe that insuring key employees pays off if the employee has to leave because the company goes bankrupt? It's either that, or he's suggesting offing employees to pay refunds.
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Jul 29, 2017 04:14
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Looking for hot redhead to promise me things but never deliver, will pay handsomely. Hey, I'm a hot redhead. I promise I will send you pictures for $50
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Jul 29, 2017 04:15
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boviscopophobic posted:I know some of us have ribbed MoMA about his contingency plan of unloading his ships on the grey market if the game looks to be in trouble, at least to an even greater degree than it does now. However, this citizen has a mindblowing ironclad contingency plan that nobody had previously considered, and I think with this new knowledge I might be sufficiently confident to buy in. What say ye, goons? "A Charitable Contribution" I would pay good money for JPG's of the meeting with this guys accountant....
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Jul 29, 2017 04:19
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Furious Mittens posted:"A Charitable Contribution" Yes it's worth noting that he's implying tax evasion due to considering jpeg purchases "donations". He's not the only one to have thought of this...  https://testsquadron.com/threads/ships-for-testies-long-term-pledge-plan-tutorial.9423/
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Jul 29, 2017 04:20
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boviscopophobic posted:Yes it's worth noting that he's implying tax evasion due to considering jpeg purchases "donations". He's not the only one to have thought of this... These people never cease to amaze me. The fact that this entire scam doesn't try to speak some sense to these people and just allow them to think this way is just pure hilarity. Furious Mittens fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Jul 29, 2017 |
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Jul 29, 2017 04:22
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Foo Diddley posted:Hey, I'm a hot redhead. I promise I will send you pictures for $50 As long you don't punch below the belt.
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boviscopophobic posted:I know some of us have ribbed MoMA about his contingency plan of unloading his ships on the grey market if the game looks to be in trouble, at least to an even greater degree than it does now. However, this citizen has a mindblowing ironclad contingency plan that nobody had previously considered, and I think with this new knowledge I might be sufficiently confident to buy in. What say ye, goons? This guy also gets asked why anyone would ever want to crew anyone else's ship. He says some people have friends, and they'd do it. He's then asked why would anyone pay the outlay equivalent to being an in universe 1%er to keep up a ship for friends to crew. His response is something about having money. Then this other SC supporter chimes in, "You rich guys will hopefully let a pleb like me crew for you. As long as I can share the profits why not? It seems like a good deal." Cue the radar operator on an Idris earning $2.15 an hour, showing up to work half the time with no one there, and getting fired because he answered a question wrong on a personality evaluation. It'll be just like real life. Don't be too hard on the ship owners, they're providing jobs. They made the investment in those ships. I so badly hope this poo poo show goes live.
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Jul 29, 2017 04:30
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xXAdmiralBekHarXx posted:so live officially ruled out for gamescome Kinda a repeat of 2016 then? IIRC everyone was expecting 2.7 at Gamescon, then Citcon, then it became 3.0 and has been weeks/months away until the present.
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Jul 29, 2017 04:37
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Star Citizen: may even be tax deductible!
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big nipples big life posted:This one is sad, the jesus patch won't meet the hype and he will feel hollow, like death Kromlech fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Jul 29, 2017 |
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Jul 29, 2017 04:52
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boviscopophobic posted:Yes it's worth noting that he's implying tax evasion due to considering jpeg purchases "donations". He's not the only one to have thought of this... First Church of Our Lord Croberts, Reformed. CIG should have established itself as a 501c3 charity.
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Jul 29, 2017 05:00
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boviscopophobic posted:Yes it's worth noting that he's implying tax evasion due to considering jpeg purchases "donations". He's not the only one to have thought of this... If over time you find yourself spending hundreds to thousands on games like that... You need to book an appointment with a psychologist and get therapy so you can have a better life.
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Jul 29, 2017 05:03
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XK posted:Oh my God. I actually think it's the first  CIG should just start firing "key staff" when they need money and reap the sweet, easy insurance money
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Jul 29, 2017 05:13
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beet stream: *27 pylons obscuring the field of view* "uhhhhhhh. am i going forward...? i feel i'm not..." *sound of a vacuum cleaner in the background. it's the ship*
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Jul 29, 2017 05:14
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starkebn posted:I actually think it's the first Well pack it up, everybody, CIG's found the secret to infinite money No one has to pledge anymore
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Jul 29, 2017 05:19
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Is buying Line of Defense tax deductible too?
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Jul 29, 2017 05:28
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I bet the funding tracker doesn't "track" thisquote:Amazon CloudFront would charge CIG $3.8 million to serve 30GB to 100,000 backers. http://calculator.s3.amazonaws.com/index.html loma
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Jul 29, 2017 05:47
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MinorInconvenience posted:First Church of Our Lord Croberts, Reformed.  It's like some prosperity gospel bullshit.
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Jul 29, 2017 05:55
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nawledgelambo posted:I bet the funding tracker doesn't "track" this Oh yeah, cloud bandwidth prices...the poo poo ain't cheap. Like I've said before...have a base package? After 40 downloads/patches they've lost money on you. Then some idiot posted in the schedule thread about Amazon forcing out the delta patcher because Roberts negotiated a flat rate and all the downloads are raising the alarm bells at AMZN hq and want to renogiate/refactor the bandwidth agreement. Sheer lunacy.
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nawledgelambo posted:I bet the funding tracker doesn't "track" this theres no way thats right
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