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Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
none of this will ever happen

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Fangrim
Aug 23, 2017

Every day I hate the world just a tiny bit more...

ZenMaster posted:

Sorry just got back, when does Chris start speaking?

After this segment/commercial.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

AP posted:

Hey moma, did you pick up one of these awesome new ships?

No.

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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Erenthal posted:

none of this will ever happen

if it sells well it hasnt to be implemented in game

stinch
Nov 21, 2013
brian chambers sounds like he is saying some words about the deceased at the funeral of the worlds most boring man.

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006




Why not, it's a game changer!

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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And you can only buy it through the my radar app which has to run from an intel optane

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015


Don't you have enough faith to build your own outpost next to one of the procgen cities on the planet of your choice in the 100 star system universe?

Bubbacub
Apr 17, 2001

How much of the actual game have they shown so far?

Goredema
Oct 16, 2013

RUIN EVERYTHING

Fun Shoe

Bubbacub posted:

How much of the actual game have they shown so far?

This is the game. You're playing it right now.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

This is CIG's revenge for our relentless mockery of Gamescom; they're boring us into submission. Well done.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Somebody do me a solid and quote MoMA's quotable quote.

KM Scorchio
Feb 13, 2008

"If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."
gently caress me this is dull

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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Ship balance development explained

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



trucutru posted:

Somebody do me a solid and quote MoMA's quotable quote.

ManofManyAliases posted:

-We're going to see 3.0 release much earlier than "mid-year."
-SQ42 will, at the very least, have a level (or few levels) drop this year. Though, I'm optimistic for a full release before end-of-year.
-Certain evocati will begin testing 3.0 very, very soon.

Quote the poo poo out of this if you want.

Fangrim
Aug 23, 2017

Every day I hate the world just a tiny bit more...

Fangrim posted:

After this segment/commercial.

Actually... Technically he never stopped.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Q. Can you have sex with the Pioneer?

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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Nevermind, the x and y axis must be swapped :D

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao


etsy cow show moma?

overseer07
Mar 30, 2003
Pillbug
You don't set your heart on a design as a designer because the manbabby in charge is a loving control freak.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

AHAHAHHAAAHA! Thanks, it ages better than the scotch toast drinks.

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!
BreakTheB0x: @polishrenegade let the features creep, I plan to live in star citizen and I'm OK with it taking forever to make it truly impressive and infinite.

Goredema
Oct 16, 2013

RUIN EVERYTHING

Fun Shoe
The Pioneer "IKEA ship" has gun turrets because gently caress It, that's why.

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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Goredema posted:

The Pioneer "IKEA ship" has gun turrets because gently caress It, that's why.

For 850$ it better one shots the starter ships

Sectopod
Aug 24, 2017

Just got home to tune into this shitshow of a stream.
Can someone clarify for me, if I buy that shiny opTane SSD, do I get that new ship for free, or do I just earn the right to spend more spacebux on the ship itself?

Also, reading this thread on the train was way more entertaining that watching the actual stream :smugjones:

Goredema
Oct 16, 2013

RUIN EVERYTHING

Fun Shoe

AutismVaccine posted:

For 850$ it better one shots the starter ships

It assembles Billy bookcases well above its weight.

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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Sectopod posted:

Just got home to tune into this shitshow of a stream.
Can someone clarify for me, if I buy that shiny opTane SSD, do I get that new ship for free, or do I just earn the right to spend more spacebux on the ship itself?

Also, reading this thread on the train was way more entertaining that watching the actual stream :smugjones:

Riding the train in itself is way more entertaining that watching the actual stream

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Sectopod posted:

Just got home to tune into this shitshow of a stream.
Can someone clarify for me, if I buy that shiny opTane SSD, do I get that new ship for free, or do I just earn the right to spend more spacebux on the ship itself?

Also, reading this thread on the train was way more entertaining that watching the actual stream :smugjones:

you get the ship AND the game, commando, what a deal

Aurra
Feb 3, 2006

I can't wait to see this thing doing the trademarked Cryengine spin that all of their vehicles like to do. Maybe it'll get the materials/building spinning as well.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
I wonder if MOMA of 2 years ago thought that this is where the project would be now.



Lol what a loving idiot.

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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Goredema posted:

It assembles Billy bookcases well above its weight.

:five:

Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

omg I can smell the sadness through the screen

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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Aurra posted:

I can't wait to see this thing doing the trademarked Cryengine spin that all of their vehicles like to do. Maybe it'll get the materials/building spinning as well.

Just imagine the lovecraftian horror show if you walk through all that moving parts

overseer07
Mar 30, 2003
Pillbug
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/78smjq/citizencon_2947_megathread/doz7mp1/

Consolidated Outlands Pioneer intro - Actually crying.

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug
cant wait for that ship to snap in half when it rotates width-wise due to FIDELITY

overseer07
Mar 30, 2003
Pillbug
Somehow not crying about how much money has already been wasted.

Fangrim
Aug 23, 2017

Every day I hate the world just a tiny bit more...
Holy poo poo!

He's selling this concept as if it's a real physical thing!

"Sit down, watch TV", "Having dinner wioth your friends", etc.

I guess the spergs are now rubbing themselves thinking about actually living in Star Citizen.

SirViver
Oct 22, 2008
What an embarrassing shitshow. They're designing and arting their butts off for something that has zero gameplay foundation. Throwing dreams at a wall and looking what doesn't get flushed down the space toilet.

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AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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THANK GOD MORE THINGS TO PURCHASE

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