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trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Beet Wagon posted:

Further mod actions have to be submitted and approved by admins, yes.

De...deskeletonization?


I'm on the metro catte tax:

[CAT]

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Nyast
Nov 14, 2017

BLAZING AT THE
SPEED OF LIGHT

G0RF posted:

TWITCH: Batgirl experiences The Pirate Life (1:53:20)

It’s April Fools Day (and her birthday apparently) and Batgirl has returned to Olisar with a ship loaded with Cargo. She lands, intending to sell her load of quartz for a modest profit. Pirates (goof balls) board her ship after she lowers the hatch. Her chat demands to “GET OFF MY SHIP!” prove insufficiently intimidating.

Oh well, might as well go sell this Cargo for some coin!

(...but how can you do that when the Cargo flies off because Pirates ignored your demands and stole your ship, Batgirl?)

She gets mad enough to claim another ship to hunt down her stolen one and its cargo. The hunt is on outside the Armistice Zone and she’s ready to lose everything to teach those Pirates a lesson! Thrilling space combat and ”you messed with the wrong space trucker!” tantrum ramming ensues.

Nice meltdown.

It's pretty funny to see the dreams crashing into the hard wall that is called reality. Can't wait to see that happen to more citizens. Especially the ones that were asking for these features in the first place, and that will eventually realize how bad of a game those make.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

biglads posted:

Someone creative should make a 'doxxed by derek' gangtag to go with the smarties & blocked buddies ones

how are we going to get the interns at CIG to use them though?

Frank_Leroux
Mar 24, 2018

trucutru posted:

De...deskeletonization?


I'm on the metro catte tax:

[CAT]

I got ya covered:

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



big nipples big life posted:

how are we going to get the interns at CIG to use them though?

They all take turns with the MoMA account so it'd be pretty easy

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

biglads posted:

They all take turns with the MoMA account so it'd be pretty easy

Meanwhile, at a struggling little game company in England;

https://twitter.com/frontierdev/status/983296594090045441

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Othin posted:

That is a very specific kink you have there commando

Rule 34

Kosumo posted:

What about if it's not random, what if it's target?

Juice did nine elevens and you can't steal beans with jets and fuel.

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



Frontier? More like Scrubtier. Look at that shite furniture.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





trucutru posted:

De...deskeletonization?


I'm on the metro catte tax:

[CAT]

Deskeletonization requires Lowtax to come down from his hospital bed on high. No mere admin can administer that.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Lowtax could use the spare bones so it's probably good timing to put in for one.

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:

Beet Wagon posted:

So, uh, just so we're clear: It is not okay to post random reddit dudes' full names or links to their linkedin account or poo poo.

anime good and doxxing bad. Ok got it. Crobear is good today.

Well thanks for an avatar!

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Jobbo_Fett posted:

The fryer at my work exploded and the grease trap caught fire, so I had to be put on "administrative leave". Never thought working at my Fortune 500 company "Mac Don-aldS" would be so rewarding and exhilarating.!

You must be a star employee. On the management track I assume?

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Lladre posted:

Let's look at this cool animation.


We start off with hands not even on the ledge (Guy has strong finger tips). And the feet are bracing against thin air.
We then push off that said air to propel the body up and forward.
And last we have the foot not even reach the ledge (that centimeter of boot won't slip), also lol exposed skin in vacuum. Because why do you even need to protect your throat in vacuum am I right?

You overlooked the hydraulics-equipped perky rear end somehow.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Beet Wagon posted:

So, the thing about that isn't necessarily that the animation looks stupid because it's in the wrong spot - as far as I can tell if they shifted the dumb space commando up and left and gave him a box to stand on, it'd be fine.

What's loving dumb as hell about that is it means their "mantle" animation is completely unable to adjust to different heights or distances. Which means - if I had to guess - that Crobbler mocapped a fuckload of animations of people climbing stuff at different heights and distances before his animation team was like "What the gently caress do you want us to do with all this bullshit?"

I'm reminded of the revelation six or so months ago where Crobbler mentioned having mocapped people getting into and out of each ship variant at different speeds in order to accommodate player choice.

This is probably correct. IK in Chris Roberts Motion Commander 42? I think not!!

I was honestly surprised they allowed people to have leg IK that puts them in the "check out my junk" pose since it may not have involved months at the studio recording motion capture.

Pretty sure this will be limited in appearance. It's kind of like normal maps for Chris... totally cheating because you're a bad game developer.

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:

The Titanic posted:

You must be a star employee. On the management track I assume?

maybe employee of the month

JugbandDude
Jul 19, 2016

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun

Shine on you crazy diamond!
I’m a (perky rear end) Star Citizen

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

The Titanic posted:

You must be a star employee. On the management track I assume?

Sadly I have failed to get the Employee of the Month star for 4 months in a row thanks to Steve on the milkshake station. Bastard's always got that thing up and running, its a miracle!

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


every now and then I accidentally read a derek post and he inevitably brings up being a game developer and im like "oh there are devs in this thread? cool" then i scroll up, see the name and lmao

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

This thread is cool.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



nopantsjack posted:

every now and then I accidentally read a derek post and he inevitably brings up being a game developer and im like "oh there are devs in this thread? cool" then i scroll up, see the name and lmao

There are a couple of non-Derek game devs who occasionally post here. One is one of the leads on Stellaris iirc.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Star Citizer: The Day The Doctor Doxxed Yet Again

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Doxxy Doxxy Doctor

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

The Titanic posted:

You overlooked the hydraulics-equipped perky rear end somehow.

Thanks to your new AV, I've got Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible" stuck in my head.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Amazing Zimmo posted:

Thanks to your new AV, I've got Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible" stuck in my head.

Oh, goddamnit, I had just gotten it out of my head.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Amazing Zimmo posted:

Thanks to your new AV, I've got Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible" stuck in my head.

And when I see Chris Roberts, it reminds me of the lyric from that song "there's no tellin' where the money went"

Frank_Leroux
Mar 24, 2018

Amazing Zimmo posted:

Thanks to your new AV, I've got Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible" stuck in my head.

It's caused "Addicted to Love" to get stuck in mine.

I keep trying to come up with some appropriate CIG-related lyrics but can't get the final line's meter to sit right.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





This is playing in my head 24 hours a day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAEil3_D03k

Frank_Leroux
Mar 24, 2018

Beet Wagon posted:

This is playing in my head 24 hours a day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAEil3_D03k

The question is, "How much cocaine did they do before making this video?"

The answer is, "All of it. They did all the cocaine. There is none left."

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Beet Wagon posted:

This is playing in my head 24 hours a day



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Jobbo_Fett posted:



Beet Wagon posted:

This is playing in my head 24 hours a day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONKi2S6YBSU


hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Blue On Blue posted:

Really surprised derek hasn't been perma'd by now

He has had like 10 second chances with the doxing thing

I mean if he actually contributed breaking news to the thread I could see wanting to keep him around, but he's just rehashed the same crap going on 2 years now

In this, the thread on SA that is least dedicated to rehashing the same crap for 2 years.

Frank_Leroux
Mar 24, 2018

Big Hair Time?

Yes, Comrade, Is Big Hair Time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e2fSRhgSWc

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

hakimashou posted:

In this, the thread on SA that is least dedicated to rehashing the same crap for 2 years.

:five: years

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Beet Wagon posted:

This is playing in my head 24 hours a day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAEil3_D03k

Dr. Beat is a doctor the same way Dr. Feelgood is

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Thread is full to the brim with fake doctors.

Frank_Leroux
Mar 24, 2018

big nipples big life posted:

Thread is full to the brim with fake doctors.

But it does not have enough doctors who are also worms that are singing hipster-style songs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfOx-SDbk1A

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

The Titanic posted:

You must be a star employee. On the management track I assume?

They give YOU the tools to succeed in time-compressed hospitality management.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
Howard Jones "Like to get to know you well" is the answer to every question never asked.

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The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Sadly I have failed to get the Employee of the Month star for 4 months in a row thanks to Steve on the milkshake station. Bastard's always got that thing up and running, its a miracle!

You're just one "blame him on the fryer fire" accusation away from that career milestone, friend! Don't give up now!

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