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The Doxxtor is out edit: this shitpost made it to the top of the page, and now all will look upon my shame??? fugg appeasement tax: 
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Xarbala posted:never trust anyone who only posts in the star citizer thread
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Apr 10, 2018 13:36
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Xarbala posted:never trust anyone who only posts in the star citizer thread
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Apr 10, 2018 13:40
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ahmini posted:It's worth remembering that one of MoMa's first actions on arriving here was to look up Derek's parking tickets or something similar Somewhat ironically the only reason he really got away with that was cause Derek was the moderator, and instead of just probating him Derek wanted to dox him back instead. This is also why Derek stopped being the moderator for this forum. This was really never going to end any other way.
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Apr 10, 2018 13:43
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Peter.Quint posted:I've never been dishonest on this forum and and I won't be now: I genuinely liked the warlord. I joined when drunk just to say what a bunch of cunts you guys were to him. Hi friend, thanks for asking. Basically, you're super not allowed to do this:  A good rule of thumb is "If someone's real name isn't widely known, don't post it." There's a bit of a grey area when it comes to like public figures and whatever (which this guy is not) and there will definitely be some argument over whether this is or is not doxxing, but Derek's crossed the line so many times in the past he no longer gets to have the benefit of the doubt. He knows better. Toops posted:Beet I love you dude but stop huffing your farts so hard. Yeah my bad that one's on me. I was trying to be like... diplomatic or whatever because last time Derek got banned half the thread melted down, but it just came off super douchey. Also apparently by the time you get to strike three nobody gives a poo poo any more lol Beet Wagon fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Apr 10, 2018 |
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Apr 10, 2018 13:50
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Needs a little "-MOONS" thought bubble imo
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Apr 10, 2018 13:54
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Coke machines everywhere will be draped in black today.
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Apr 10, 2018 13:55
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C-Bangin' it 
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someone just start up a Mirificus type bot that posts Derek's Twitter feed it'll be like he never left
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Apr 10, 2018 13:58
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IcarusUpHigh posted:This thread has no purpose now. SA was mocking Star Citizen years before Derek Smart got involved. Threads doing so date back to the kickstarter. Whether or not there is enough content to justify this CNN style 24 hour news thread that is scraping the earths outer core for content is another subject but Derek didn't contribute any so it doesn't matter. Edit: I don't know why we are acting like he is actually permanently going to be prevented from posting here. The dude is petty enough he will bribe Lowtax with like $5,000 or something because he suffered the indignity of a permaban he doesn't agree with and people are making fun of him while he can't respond. This thread is main source for actual Star Citizen news on the entire internet that countless people read and he sees himself as the key to everything so he won't be able to deal with not posting here. VictorianQueerLit fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Apr 10, 2018 |
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Apr 10, 2018 13:59
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Colostomy Bag posted:Coke machines everywhere will be draped in black today.
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Apr 10, 2018 14:01
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VictorianQueerLit posted:SA was mocking Star Citizen years before Derek Smart got involved. Threads doing so date back to the kickstarter. or new forums poster OldSchoolCommando will make suspiciously familiar posts.
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Apr 10, 2018 14:06
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Whether or not there is enough content to justify this CNN style 24 hour news thread that is scraping the earths outer core for content is another subject but Derek didn't contribute any so it doesn't matter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o0iJDA7_lY&t=41s
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Apr 10, 2018 14:06
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VictorianQueerLit posted:SA was mocking Star Citizen years before Derek Smart got involved. Threads doing so date back to the kickstarter.
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Apr 10, 2018 14:07
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VictorianQueerLit posted:SA was mocking Star Citizen years before Derek Smart got involved. Threads doing so date back to the kickstarter.  I don't come to this thread for Derek's hot takes - I come here for the rest of the community. There are many gifted posters here who are a joy to read. If I want to know Derek's take I can get it on his Discord, Twitter, his blog, or just read any given post on Spectrum that comes up when I search his name. I can open multiple tabs on my nifty new 2018 browser. (But I won't.)
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Apr 10, 2018 14:08
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D_Smart posted:(that's him in the wheelchair)
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Apr 10, 2018 14:10
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Xarbala posted:never trust anyone who only posts in the star citizer thread Derek's coming back, man. He told me in a dream. This is just filler drama for the thread until the next Skadden event.
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Apr 10, 2018 14:10
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Hell yes!
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Apr 10, 2018 14:11
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The real question is if he called his ban ahead of time.
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Reading back, this made me lolRenegret posted:can we just permaban derek Renegret is mafia, I vote all townies kill Renegret tonight My findings can be summarized as such: D_Smart posted:I totally don't know what I did, nor did I see it coming. But I'm OK with it because I got a good lol out of it. Derek Smart has fallen in the field, slain by his own hallmark techniques of warlording. His 'goonarmy' within his mind could not protect him from his own efforts, through skulduggery or virtue, not even a private discord whispering in his ear could educate or sway him. A power vacuum emerges as the true heroes of the court set out to do battle now...and I am glad of it. I spake of this scene some time ago, this battlefield just got a great deal clearer to the eye...if less clamorous to the ear. He built this place from the beginning with his pal Richard, yet while he spoke of boosting signals he ignored the foundation of something awful...the internet makes you stupid Rest in Pepperoni I now know how Hunter S Thompson felt when Nixon died I am very smart
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Apr 10, 2018 14:12
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To be honest I was getting tired of his Dr. Derek and Mr. Smart routine.
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Apr 10, 2018 14:12
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Now he has more time to work on that 100% guaranteed legal action blog so we can finally see those financials.
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Apr 10, 2018 14:15
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"An account, an account, my blogdom for an account!"
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Apr 10, 2018 14:15
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Drunk Theory posted:Ahh yes, but while 3.1.2 didn't add mining, it did add logging. It did even add lolling. Ah, I beg your pardon, lolling has been in for a while now.
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Apr 10, 2018 14:17
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big nipples big life posted:or new forums poster OldSchoolCommando will make suspiciously familiar posts. The last thing you want to be doing right now is doxxing/
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Apr 10, 2018 14:18
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Nyast posted:It did even add lolling. your avatar is the best
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Apr 10, 2018 14:20
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Apr 10, 2018 14:24
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VictorianQueerLit posted:SA was mocking Star Citizen years before Derek Smart got involved. Threads doing so date back to the kickstarter. On a scale between 0 and full implementation of bind culling, how important do you think that really is?
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Apr 10, 2018 14:25
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Catches up with thread. Derek is perma-ed. Many questions arise from this. 1. Who is the thread gonna eat without Derek around? 2. What is MoMA's purpose, now? 3. Who wants to take up the mantle of " They are hosed", now?
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Apr 10, 2018 14:27
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Dogeh posted:Catches up with thread. We'll find out in ... two weeks
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Apr 10, 2018 14:28
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Goosfraba posted:To be honest I was getting tired of his Dr. Derek and Mr. Smart routine.  And that makes me think of the "Dr. Tarr and Professor Fether" song. From Robert Palmer to The Alan Parsons Project, this thread is giving me the weirdest loving earworms. Ave atque vale, imperator.
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Apr 10, 2018 14:30
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This is how I feel right now
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Apr 10, 2018 14:31
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 Actually watching this and pgabz' avatar together is mesmerizing.
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Apr 10, 2018 14:33
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I came here not to praise him, but to bury him
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Apr 10, 2018 14:36
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That's what happens when you take the space bulldozer by the horns.
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Apr 10, 2018 14:43
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Colostomy Bag posted:That's what happens when you take the space bulldozer by the horns. Is this the new 'stranger in the alps' for 'i'm permabanned user derekdoxxer69'
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Apr 10, 2018 14:49
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Dr. Smart did nothing wrong.
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Apr 10, 2018 14:51
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Zzr posted:Dr. Smart did nothing wrong. In this exact moment you have a choice, a question of survival, one I have already made as I come towards you with all the fire and fury to quash the yellow turban rebellion
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Apr 10, 2018 14:52
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Peter.Quint posted:On a scale between 0 and full implementation of bind culling, how important do you think that really is? - moons
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Mr.Tophat posted:In this exact moment you have a choice, a question of survival, one I have already made as I come towards you with all the fire and fury to quash the yellow turban rebellion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xuIzSDaA5I
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Peter.Quint posted:On a scale between 0 and full implementation of bind culling, how important do you think that really is? Since it was in response to people saying that there is no reason for this thread or Star Citizen mockery to be on Something Awful if Derek Smart isn't a part of it I'd say it's a pretty relevant point that it was happening here for years before he got involved. If you want to believe his hype about how he is Star Citizen that's fine but it's demonstrably not true. Dudes a funny chapter midway through the book, not the author or the subject.
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