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Aug 28, 2019 18:16
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Yes, uptime is definitely a wholly irrelevant thing to online anything, and The Cloud©®™ definitely cancels out all uptime considerations.
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Aug 28, 2019 18:21
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To the casual viewer, you might think that the performance is tanking because of the physics engine trying desperately to fit two entities into the same space, while failing that. In reality, its because those two ships shouldn't occupy the same space and the physics engine is making GBS threads itself while attempting to fix the issue. Did Lando say the same thing twice? Yes, yet you can see in realtime that he is getting dumber by the minute!
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Aug 28, 2019 18:31
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Tippis posted:Yes, uptime is definitely a wholly irrelevant thing to online anything, and The Cloud©®™ definitely cancels out all uptime considerations. "What is uptime anyways?"
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Aug 28, 2019 18:32
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Aug 28, 2019 18:41
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https://twitter.com/Rexzilla/status/1166405031173791744
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Aug 28, 2019 18:45
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Sometimes I ask myself "How do these people not understand how code works and how easy it is to simply modify values in order to have something that works flawlessly in both single-player AND multiplayer" and then I realize I'm staring at a 10-piece chicken mcnugget meal and I forgot the barbecue sauce.
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Aug 28, 2019 18:46
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Aug 28, 2019 18:47
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Good grief Uncle Derek went on a rampage a couple days back.
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Aug 28, 2019 18:54
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C-Bangin' it 
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I refuse to believe this is fake, and also refuse to believe that Chris has run more than 4 hours in his entire life.
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Aug 28, 2019 18:55
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Rotten Red Rod posted:I'm not a programmer, but this strikes me as either total bullshit or incredible inefficiency if true. Can anyone with more experience give their take? Here's how you know it's fantasy bullshit: A Citizen is saying it in order to excuse something CIG has said or done.
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Aug 28, 2019 18:55
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monkeytek posted:"What is uptime anyways?" "Thank you for playing Star Citizen on this server."
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Aug 28, 2019 19:02
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Grubby Hobo posted:"Thank you for playing Star Citizen on this server." 
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Aug 28, 2019 19:05
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!Fun Fact! Chris Roberts doesn't follow Cloud Imperium Games on twitter.
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Aug 28, 2019 19:05
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Colostomy Bag posted:Good grief Uncle Derek went on a rampage a couple days back. Well post that poo poo, then. I mean, unless he was just doxxin' motherfuckers
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Aug 28, 2019 19:06
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I refuse to believe this is fake, and also refuse to believe that Chris has run more than 4 hours in his entire life. He probably runs about as well as his tech demo does tbh 
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Aug 28, 2019 19:08
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Hav posted:Slightly more seriously; the 1600 people per instance was based on simulated agents on a local machine and a misreading of Moore's law in terms of networking. Did they actually cite Moore's law with regards to networking? Because I'm not really sure what transistor density has to do with network bandwidth. (This is your daily reminder that Moore's law is often completely misunderstood and mis-cited in technology discussions.)
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Aug 28, 2019 19:09
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I refuse to believe this is fake, and also refuse to believe that Chris has run more than 4 hours in his entire life. I can 100% believe Chris got duped into buying a bunch of Brain Force Plus or whatever. I am slightly more skeptical about his activities while on that Brain Force Plus.
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Aug 28, 2019 19:14
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I cannot parse this. I don't even know what they are trying to say.
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Aug 28, 2019 19:15
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Tippis posted:Yes, uptime is definitely a wholly irrelevant thing to online anything, and The Cloud©®™ definitely cancels out all uptime considerations. It's more uptime on the service rather than any server. If you have a service consisting of say 20 instances, you should be able to just kill off any instance without poo poo hitting the fan. The number of instances tends to be dynamically scaling vs "load" anyway, meaning at any time your service can purposefully kill of an instance, say at 3am when you're overcapacity. reverend crabhands fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Aug 28, 2019 |
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Aug 28, 2019 19:24
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Star Citizen: The Only Supplement You'll Ever Need
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Aug 28, 2019 19:24
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I can't possibly believe that Chris is using his old Star Citizen scam to push his new MLM snake oil scam. The world just can't be this perfect 
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Aug 28, 2019 19:25
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Jobbo_Fett posted:THIS PHYSICS GRID WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!!!! the only thing this "half-game" gets right is the framerate! a butter smooth 15 frames just like it is supposed to be 
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Aug 28, 2019 19:25
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Foo Diddley posted:Well post that poo poo, then. I mean, unless he was just doxxin' motherfuckers There are literally 100. I got tired of scrolling.
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Aug 28, 2019 19:29
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Aug 28, 2019 19:29
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Beet Wagon posted:I can 100% believe Chris got duped into buying a bunch of mysterious white powder or whatever. I am slightly more skeptical about his activities while on that stuff.
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Aug 28, 2019 19:32
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Built-in audience of thousands of nerds who will do whatever he says? He'd be crazy not to pivot into hawking nutritional supplements. Just sign up for a 6 month supply to save 20% off Commando Energy pills with yohimbe and arginine and get ready to game harder, longer, faster.
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Aug 28, 2019 19:34
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peter gabriel posted:I played a bit of Just Cause 3 last night and it constantly surprises me that pretty much any and all games absolutely poo poo all over Star Citizen and do things without fuss or fanfare that the citizens would be high fiving each other over for months. Super tethering kinecticism tm
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Aug 28, 2019 19:35
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reverend crabhands posted:It sounds likely, and could it be related to the missing potatoes somehow. Inspector Lesnick comes out of retirement for one last thrilling riddle: The Teaser of the Transient Tubers!
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Aug 28, 2019 19:40
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Baxta posted:I cannot parse this. I don't even know what they are trying to say. Star Citizen is good.
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Aug 28, 2019 19:41
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can this be true? this is on a strangler42-yellow-press-level holy guacamolee. i was about to translate a "dinner report" from a german visitor (in fact from germany's number one fan from gamestar). If i find it again i may do this. one part was: "when the demo pc crashed chris disappeared and went to the bar. then i saw him on the balcony with a beer in his hand." edit: if this is true, then chris is ruining his health with whatever substances. and then it's not funny anymore i'm afraid. BumbleOne fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Aug 28, 2019 |
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Aug 28, 2019 19:41
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Rotten Red Rod posted:I'm not a programmer, but this strikes me as either total bullshit or incredible inefficiency if true. Can anyone with more experience give their take? It is bullshit, in a single player game they can use their client-side OCS. The single-player server would run the CSOCS and share the objects with the single-player client since there is only one client and one server. It's basic stuff. Cryengine doesn't do this because there is no need to do so in their games, all clients load all the poo poo in the map so the server just does some basic message forwarding, cheat detection, and so on.
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Aug 28, 2019 19:44
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Soon his body will turn red and he will begin shouting about Derek Smart worshiping Moloch at Bohemian Grove. I am ready for Crobberts' transformation into Alex Jones.
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Aug 28, 2019 19:48
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I want to believe this is real. Because, respect to the hustle CR.
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Aug 28, 2019 19:54
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Othin posted:You're going to stand there and tell me that they haven't coded a full music playing and creation system? To my face you're going to say that the Space Turtle NPC I hire can't sit in the atrium and create never before heard music that I could then record and distribute throughout the galaxy? Are you really loving implying that I can't be Space Suge Knight smoking a cigar and wearing nothing but my Squadron 42 towel while I get a massage?? I’m sorry commando, it’s not in the game. But I’m sure with another hundred million dollars in funding all of you’re dreams can come true! Pledge now!
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Aug 28, 2019 20:06
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C'mon now, this can't possibly be real. Except if said pill manufacturer was secretly funding the dinner. (but then Crobbear wouldn't have forgotten the name)
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Aug 28, 2019 20:17
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Aug 28, 2019 20:19
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Quavers posted:
quote:Bearded-CIG@Bearded-CIG  8 loving years in early days chaps, early days.
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Aug 28, 2019 20:37
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GMC Presents Multi-'verse-amins, by Chris Roberts. That being said, I doubt very much that CR, on his own volition, decided that "brain pills" was the right answer to his stress problems. Someone influential said "Here these will help". And Chris, as unlikely as it realistically is, might not have been able to offer a response to dismiss such an argument. Bootcha fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Aug 28, 2019 |
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Aug 28, 2019 20:52
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If I were a political cartoonist I'd draw a picture of the Crobbler with a shirt labelled "CIG" running while throwing a steak over his shoulder labelled "SSOCS" to a pursuing pack of wolves labelled "Disgruntled Backers." But I'm not, so my vivid description must suffice.
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