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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
lol they changed their loving engine

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I legit haven't followed Star Citizen for months because I knew if anything important happened I'd hear about it.

It did, and I did.

:gary:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Evil_Greven posted:

Amazing.

At this rate, humanity will go extinct before Chris Roberts releases Star Citizen.

That was always going to be true.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Second Sun posted:

Our galaxy is only 100,000 ly across. What the hell are they trying to say?

GIVE CRISP RIBBITS MONEY

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Why hasn't the loving game exploded yet? I WAS PROMISED AN EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I mean we got plenty of those in 2016 but none of them were Star Citizen related so I feel ripped off.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Why is Joe Biden's best friend referenced in the thread title?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Worm.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Has Croberts Industries loving collapsed yet?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Is Croberts in jail yet?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
How do you pronounce Croberts anyway? Cro-berts or Crob-erts?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Percelus posted:

at least when this is all over, croberts can honestly look back at his life and say wing commander the movie was far from the worst thing he ever did :v:

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
has Croberts failed yet

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Has Crobblers bombed at Gamescom yet?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
So where's this idiot stream thing I'm too lazy to look for it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Wow, the graphics are amazing. These ugly guys are really well-rendered.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
So is there ever going to be a thing that happens in this stream?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Where the gently caress is Cribbage?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
This is the worst thing to happen in Germany for quite a while.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Oh lol

"You are permanently banned from talking in starcitizen."

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
OK I've reported this stream to Twitch for false advertising. This isn't a presentation this is just three ugly guys talking about nothing and if I wanted to watch that I'd watch a Seinfeld episode.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Ooh, static images.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Now they's on "a five-minute watch" whatever that means.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Longhair in the middle is an ugly, ugly man.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I'm the Intel sign.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
His face is pink and he has big pores and is making us look at really upsetting pictures.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
This music sounds like some classical musicians trying to tune their instruments.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Why are they showing us car commercials for fake cars?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
A good, a montage of poo poo that looks like a souped-up Mass Effect Andromeda without the interesting parts.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Oh good, Croberts sent Ticklefrau.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I expected her to add that the Texas office was fired.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Smashed 11279 bugs.

Maybe they should try working on the game instead of insect genocide.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Oh goody it's Clobbermonger

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
As opposed to the times he's tried to play the game and it broke completely.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
This looks exactly the same as it did three years ago.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
*fart noise*

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

xXAdmiralBekHarXx posted:

legit looks like KOTOR graphic quality and all

Nah, there were things you could do in KOTOR.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
"26 different archetypes of missions". Ah that good ol' Croberts gibberish.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
"You gotta earn your money to keep your poo poo going."

That's rich coming from you Croberts.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
In 60 years this might be a pretty cool game, judging by what they've done so far.

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