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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Do you think Ben cries himself to sleep every night?

What do the tears taste like?

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Do you think all of the fasteners on Ben's clothing have been replaced with velcro?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Do you think Ben has ever eaten until he vomited, then stared longingly into the bucket?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Do you think Ben's penis looks like a pig tail?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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How many buckets you could fill by wringing out Ben's underwear every night?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Do you think Ben spends an inordinate amount of time using his lower cuspid teeth to clear any food remnants from under his fingernails?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Do you think Ben has taken a solid poo poo since 9/11?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Do you think Ben sounds more like distressed Velcro or a waxed floor when he moves?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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What do you think Ben's office chair smells like?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Will they ever make space pants in Ben's size so that he can finally realize his dream of being a Wing Commando?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Do you think Ben just needs a hug?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Do you think Ben stores an emergency supply of M&Ms behind his glass eye?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Do you think Ben could take up knitting?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Do you think Ben has ever had to poo poo directly into his wife's hands because there was no other choice?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Do you think Ben's wife started out as his nurse/caretaker and they ended up falling in love in the most magical way possible?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Remember when you were a kid and your parents would make hamburgers, but realize only too late that there weren't any buns? So you had to use regular white bread? And the grease and the bread would combine into this brownish-pink sticky substance that was impossible to get off your fingers?

What do you think washing Ben's clothes is like?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Do you think Ben is even aware that he's taking a poo poo?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Do you think all Ben's shoes are velcro? Do you think it's the same sound his thighs make if he moves quicker than a stroll?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Do you think Ben has ever asked the person at the drive-thru to hold anything (besides his hand) when making an order?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Do you think Ben has his wife peel all his clothing off him every night? Or at least since the last occurrence of gangrene?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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ManofManyAliases posted:

Next week, they're doing one of their happy hour episodes where they are going to demo the SOLeD system they built to build-out the proc gen systems. Do we think that it really cannot be done?

Would you be agreeable to sucking the moisture out of Ben's underwear (with your mouth) if you're incorrect?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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D_Smart posted:

Do you even know what they're talking about? Because I don't think you do. Maybe go back and read up on it first?

How about you? Would you lick Ben's office seat if it turns out you were wrong about Star Citizen?

And I mean deep, loving licks. Imagine it was someone you really cared about...

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Do you think Ben is aware that the decrease in feeling within his lower extremities is not normal?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Toops posted:

Do you think he's ever experienced much feeling in his lower extremities? I mean, nothin' from nothin' ain't nothin'.

You are a terrible person.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Hav posted:

trap sprung.

Spring all the traps you'd like, I'll still take advantage of every one of you. Especially now that your Lord has abandoned you.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Would you rather by mouth gently pass by your pubic hair, or let some corporate rear end in a top hat dictate the rest of your life?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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tooterfish posted:

Did your auto erotic asphyxiation habit kill off the language centre of your brain?

You'll never realize how right you were.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Do you think Ben remembers what his penis looks like?

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

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Is there anything other than food and Wing Commander that gives Ben joy in life?

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