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cool new Polack jokes posted:Star Citizen is great Yeah, a great business opportunity! For all of us! I guarantee you I will make so much money in the verse, it's gunna be incredible, just incredible, so incredible the Vandull won't even have enough cock symbols to express their shock at our ability to rake in space bucks!
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Lladre posted:Ban Tophat. Derek had his chance
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GazChap posted:IT'S... THE WALL OF CROBBLER! I am immersed in this smorgasbord of vision. I am glad of it, for my life would lack all meaning without this artistic and bold vision of the science fiction future that'll redeem us all in the end, refund or no. Fine work!
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Jan 19, 2017 20:48
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The only break you should take is when you are probated. Commit people. Commit.
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Jan 19, 2017 21:43
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D_Smart posted:So, just let the anger, the rage, and the despair flow through you. Feel it and embrace the suck because there is NOTHING on this God's Earth, that you can do to control my words and/or actions. With speeches like this Derek Smart should be the one to inform the public when a nuclear missile has been launched. I would feel better with this level of panache was behind the big red button somehow.
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Jan 25, 2017 14:43
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I like to imagine Derek spoke those exact words to himself when he was handing out probations.
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Jan 25, 2017 14:54
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Thoatse did admirably.
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Jan 25, 2017 21:38
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Once someone stole scratchcards from a shop I worked at. Not like one, he snuck into the back and demanded the entire box. They just got cancelled. What a dumbass. Well, that's my story.
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Jan 25, 2017 23:32
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Alas, I am ham handed and must steal
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Jan 26, 2017 00:04
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Kosumo posted:Hey Beets/Beer, could you guys probate Tophat so that we can all post "free Tophat again"? My rap sheet entirely comprises of the warlord and a shark. I've had my fill, and I am glad of it. The whole turning employees into contractors is such a scummy move. Could the money be running dry? Nah, have faith true believers! CIG would never let their zealots down!
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Jan 30, 2017 20:53
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Quavers posted:tophat catte page taxxe: A noble beast
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Jan 30, 2017 22:23
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If I was a millionaire, I would somehow get Filthy Frank to invade CIG studios and dance around Lesnik in his pink guy personna. Boss, I has a FUD.
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Jan 30, 2017 22:26
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I look forward to when SC allows VR. You can't handwave motion sickness and goodness knows what other ailments from having such a craptastic engine. Oh it's just alpha, migranes, vomiting and wooziness are to be expected. Bring on VR and let the citizens enjoy 24fps and the juddering nightmare as close to their face as possible. Also the battletech system allowing for wrecked mech parts to be used against one another is incredible.
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Feb 2, 2017 23:06
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Wait I guess if you are Chris Roberts you can handwave anything away to make for dreams
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Feb 2, 2017 23:08
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Wise Learned Man posted:The fideliticiosity is so great that players' brains and eyes need time to adjust to its majesty. Adjust it like the doctor in event horizon adjusted himself when the space madness kicked in turbo overdrive
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Feb 2, 2017 23:22
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Derek Smart should box Lowtax for the right to make his blog the frontpage As I previously stated with my left hook three seconds ago RICHARD kablaaaam
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Feb 2, 2017 23:25
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Lowtax ducks and weaves and delivers a crippling uppercut while screaming DOXX THIS
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Feb 2, 2017 23:27
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Dance like a just post butterfly, sting like a chargeback
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Feb 2, 2017 23:30
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Dongicus posted:Imagine how hot it would be to slide your dick in there and cum Jesus loving christ
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Feb 2, 2017 23:57
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The only cutting that will happen is content all of it will be cut
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Feb 3, 2017 01:46
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D_Smart posted:poo poo! This INN v Relay is totally happening. And once again, Dolvak gets handed his rear end Another *fists ball up* Dolvak *foams at mouth* LIE *rips own head off*
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Feb 3, 2017 01:49
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I don't understand, I need more red boxes
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Feb 3, 2017 01:58
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This dumpster fire sure is toasty, I don't even have to wear a jacket, I love this pillar of flame and I hope it never ends
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Feb 3, 2017 02:10
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Games are fun. Pong was fun. Can we put Pong in Star Citizen? Then it'll be classed as a game because reading that insurance malarky is, oh boy, is plain ol' not fun. Immersive aint good when you're becoming part of liquid poo poo
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Feb 3, 2017 13:43
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Jpegs to the left of me, refactoring to the right, stuck in the middle of CIG
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Feb 5, 2017 00:37
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'Greetings Citizens!' the space warden declares with glee as he delivers a space truncheon to your space gut. Just another day in the 'verse prison. Your crime? It doesn't loving matter, everyone pays for everything in Star Citizen.
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Feb 5, 2017 01:00
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You steal another citizen's chariot? Day in the box. Steal precious cargo? Week in the box. You steal art assets? Here's your uniform and truncheon, welcome to staff duty.
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Feb 5, 2017 01:05
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Get busy refactoring, or get busy FUDing. You're god drat right Chris.
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Feb 5, 2017 01:06
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Samizdata posted:That's SO adorbs you think you get the truncheon in the gut. Or did we forget about the inevitability of space rape? Forgive me for not trying to slip rape into my joke development. And anyway, guards don't shower with you in prison.
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Feb 5, 2017 01:17
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Someone please put this tune over some Star Citizen footage. Paaaaaarp. Paaaarp. Paaaaarp! PA PARRRRRP!
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Feb 5, 2017 01:25
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Prison bars in the studio. Windows in the game some day. Art reveals the thought process of the creator. Give my people a view, for my outlook is bleak.
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Feb 7, 2017 21:26
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Roll on 2 and don't wet the sponge, I want to see this enterprise vibrate and kick from the worst kind of electricity.
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Feb 7, 2017 21:35
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Xaerael posted:Can you imagine being the poor fucker that did that tattoo? At least they'd understand no refunds
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Feb 8, 2017 00:34
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"So, what's Star Citizen then?"
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Feb 9, 2017 21:50
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Better load up your wheelbarrows with JPEGs, it's time to buy a bottle of mountain dew
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Feb 9, 2017 21:51
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Beet Wagon posted:Bury the jpegs under the shed, there's a crash coming. Star Citizen is crashing alright, it's been a slow motion car crash in my mind since forever. Investors are the crumple zones of this situation, commandos already buckled up and Derek is in the boot of the car writing in chalk AS I WROTE IN THE OTHER SPOT, THIS VEHICLE IS GOING TO CRASH.
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Feb 9, 2017 22:09
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Kellanved posted:Haven't read this thread since the end of December, how's sq42 shaping up? Like an upside down cake that'll never get flipped.
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VealCutlet posted:Lock up Tophat I'm already locked in and in the upright position, I know how to handle a crash
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Feb 10, 2017 12:46
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If a CIG employee refactors, and there is no game, is there still a parp and will the backers know? I'm stumped
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I'm playing the original Doom. Every time I open a door with a keycard, I think of CIG. I think of their doors, and I'm at first laughing, because they have these kinds of doors, and then I'm saddened by the knowledge that I will never get to encounter demons the like that CIG studios contain behind prison bars lmao
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