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Thread is on point with the cute animals. I approve
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TheAgent posted:because gently caress why not gently caress it, I'm planning on giving my mom planet coaster and a new computer for Christmas. 1. There will be > 45 minutes of delays total 2. At least Chris or Sandi will be a no-show (bonus point for both? ![]() 3. There will be > 3 ship advertisements, each > 30 seconds in length 4. Star Marine demo will fail catastrophically (CTD, Full server failure, etc) at least once 5. 2.6 will be released (with patch notes amounting to "Increased variable patchNumber + 0.1") I don't post much, but this poo poo-show just keeps giving when it comes to entertainment. From P-Gabz commandoing ( 09 ) to Dr. Smart going erratically trollish while killing time to FYAD metaposting. Thread has it all. (except ![]() ![]() My lowly contribution is a very chill catte: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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mdxi posted:Posting on the 5th (6th?) page 128, because powers of 2 scale better for special-ness than multiples of 100. gently caress it. In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire. ![]() ![]() ![]() Zest fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Dec 16, 2016 |
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CrazyTolradi posted:Star Citizen: Who put that crap in there? Escher catte position achieved. Engage snooze mode.
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Beet Wagon posted:
Goddamn your dog is cute, beet ![]() best doggles. ![]()
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,I just want to see Bezos' face when CIG announces their "Partnership" with Amazon. The man apparently makes Jobs look laid back and well adjusted. Taxxe: ![]()
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ewe2 posted:Sorry in advance for this rant, I just wanted to make it clear as clear why there are problems with CIGs/Parrys "explanation". Please point out mistakes or confusions/omissions. Honestly, thanks. This has really helped me to wrap my head around the clusterfuck that is VCS in gamedev environment (and CIG's horrific butchery of said concept). E: clarity Taxxe: Ninkasi says hello ![]() Zest fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Dec 29, 2016 |
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Kosumo posted:You are Goons; What would you do? M: ![]()
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TheLastRoboKy posted:Thanks to certain circumstances and pressures a dwarf can "tantrum" which is probably closer to being described as "going loving berserk and trashing everything and everyone nearby". A tantrum spiral is where the damage wrought by an angry dwarf causes other dwarves to start throwing tantrums who in turn do damage that causes other dwarves to tantrum and so on until your entire fortress is just hosed beyond recovery. Now I want the unholy love-child of Space Station 13 and Dwarf Fortress. Space dwarves robusting people drunkenly and trying to find adamantite in the reactor ducts. "Urith McSpanner robustly slams the clown with his toolbox!" Also still more likely to be a game than Star Citizen. Honk.
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Ghostlight posted:Spacebase DF-9 already happened and failed. Ah well. ![]() Also, "Tantrum spiral" is a good 2 word description of SC and CIG so far...
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Chalks posted:Try rimworld, it's almost exactly this and it's really very good Oooh, thanks for the recommendation! Been eyeballing it, but wasn't sure. redwalrus posted:That book is amazing, I even felt inspired to start my own... Richard Scarry's Big Book of Star Citizen? (Or should that be Peter Gabriel's?) Taxxe: adorable little buggers... ![]()
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Thoatse posted:At least they Archer'd the chair.. The overhead boom mount for the monitors seems like impractical swag, and unless it's extremely well mounted, would wiggle like hell under any gaming use. If they're going for a cockpit aesthetic, a floor mounted wall-o-monitors and some side consoles seem a lot more workable, as well as not costing a fortune in bespoke machining and fabrication. I mean, I love spergy gaming setups, but this just looks like someone saw a homemade cockpit and said "I want that, but more expensive and less practical". Zest fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Jan 22, 2017 |
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Beet Wagon posted:
I look forward to the week after this all goes tits up for the smug-MOMA post stating "Well, I DID get my money's worth out of CIG ![]() With a photo of the espresso machine in his apartment.
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MeLKoR posted:
Frogbear is the best part of the Goon E:D group, and I highly encourage everyone to play it. ![]()
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Honestly I'm kind of surprised with all the creepy stalkers Derek attracts they still don't manage to dig up any real, legit dirt on him. Whining about him having a mortgage is just weird It's almost like Derek has experience with slap-fighting with morons on the internet. ![]() Warlord gonna warlord. Spermanent Record posted:Well, I mean, nobody likes mortgages, besides banks. JFC this. I'm trying to close on my first place, and the sheer volume of paperwork is staggering.
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cool new Polack jokes posted:For anyone who doesn't get it, Star Citizen is so broken at the conceptual level that the motherfucking Zybourne Clock is a more thought out premise, and is starting to look like a more worthy recipient of $142M. Think of all the Wikis you could start with that kind of dough. Old hat, but: "Imagine 4 Idris-Es at the edge of a cliff..."
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Asema posted:Rez was literally just pushed to VR on the PC and it pretty much instantly joins Superhot and To The Top as must have VR games. Posting from the past, but is Rez really a VR must buy? I feared it was just a crap port. If it's decent, I can see it being the absolute best mindfuck-fun roller coaster shooter ever >.> *please convince me to buy this game that exists, as opposed to Star Citizen by Crobbles*
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no_recall posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6veBz299dw This game looks fun as hell! I remember enjoying AC 2 and 3, but this is a whole new level of insane. Final Fantasy 15: Episode Ace Combat Now we just need a new VR Armored Core game.
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Thoatse posted:You can read even more about it in his Jew lie blog Shot, over. Shot, out. Splash, over. Splash, out. Just... drat... That line is beautiful.
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Mr.Tophat posted:Misato ^Dat. ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Mr.Tophat posted:lmao ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qqAJpmA5S4
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Mr.Tophat posted:Neat. Reminds me I need to play some more DBZ Xenoverse. My character is a Namekin called "Gogarot" and I love him very much. Xenoverse 2 was actually pretty drat fun. Nice character creator, less bullshit fighting engine, and it has raid bosses, of all drat things. There's also the visceral satisfaction of beating Yamcha repeatedly with SSJ3. ![]()
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StarbloodKiss posted:christo roberto, if youre reading this...this is real fidelity New Features for Star Citizen 3.1: * Added toolboxes * Added ability to use toolbox as melee weapon * Added clowns Issues: * toolboxes cause player model to desync with server * toolboxes cause player model to desync with client * clowns reported to cause psychological trauma due to resemblance to Big Benny's Mascot * All Big Benny's machines have been replaced with clowns * using toolbox as a melee weapon causes random clients to crash to desktop * using toolbox on clown spawns Pusher for unknown reason * Pusher model not implemented. Replaced with default model (Big Benny Machine)
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Mr.Tophat posted:Strong answer, powerfully strong, so strong it might change my answer Ritsuko is the kind of gal to kick back some Tangueray martini's with and talk about politics and social policy. Misato is the kind of person who you kill 2 cases of Yebisu with playing Mario Kart and laughing at Shinji, while the penguin poaches the last of the whiskey.
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Mr.Tophat posted:What do you think is on a namekian's head? Antenna? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umd-ZuL5s14 Edit: Taxxe ![]()
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Mr.Tophat posted:So you're saying I should two time? Gotcha, ice cold man, as ice cold as the beers I'd knock back with Misato and as ice cold as Gendo pulling the trigger Not as cold as Kaji leaving... ![]()
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Mr.Tophat posted:So you're saying I should two time? Gotcha, ice cold man, as ice cold as the beers I'd knock back with Misato and as ice cold as Gendo pulling the trigger Also, if you're going that route, might as well rope Maya in to make it a truly anime dumpster fire...
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Young Freud posted:But Misato won't do anal, while Ritsuko will do anything FTFY chief. ![]()
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Mr.Tophat posted:Whoah buddy, love triangles work, love squares, how shall I put it Huh. Only thing my marriage counselor told me was "Make sure you have plenty of gatorade and water. Possibly an IV bag. God help you, you crazy kids" ![]() Edit: Wrong quote. Have some more Ninkasi: ![]() Zest fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Sep 10, 2017 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:Sounds like your counselor was telling you to get supplies for a disaster zone Felt about right. Wanted to die afterwards. I've run Kole Kole pass in Hawaii, I've road-marched for 100+ miles, but that was a whole new ballpark of loving dead-rear end tired and exhausted.
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Wow. Why didn't I ![]() This is amazing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqLvFfwcqfw&t=410s (6:50 if the link glitches)
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Anime is good. Star Citizen is lol. Ben is dying ![]() Crobbler is still a thumb with more (listed) acting credits than Sandra Gardiner. Chris's breakout role: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQduN315etk
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McGiggins posted:So dereks ele was as flacid as usual? If Gamescon 2017 wasn't a sign that the light at the end of the tunnel for CIG was actually a nuke going off, there are no gods. The wheels literally came off... I am still loving amazed NOW. Edits: Clarity.
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Mu77ley posted:Not sure where they law stands with regards to signing away your IP in a loan deal and then trying to move it out of the company to rip off the bank though (if that is indeed what they are doing). What does your heart tell you? They're hosed ![]()
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Ayn Marx posted:My man these people don't exist hope this helps Neither does Star Citizen. But at least Hideaki Anno managed to actually create and release a product in Neon Genesis Evangelion ![]()
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Tippis posted:But has he yet to reveal his true form? Truly, the most Tsundere of warlords. Star Citizen has reached peak anime. Have some actual anime that feels fairly relevant (and actually exists): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEw59YwllrU
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Beet Wagon posted:One little hurricane and everybody decides this is just an anime thread now? Srspost: Since we're between Crobbler tripping over his own thumbs, it's better than some of the tangents the thread has taken out of ennui. I will say that this thread has given me a lot of great animal photos, lessons on game development, and good media recommendations. All because the only thing CIG seems to be able to release are case examples in catastrophically bad project management and design philosophy (or an extreme lack thereof). So, to contribute to "Games that exist and are good" that I feel could use attention as opposed to Star Citizen: From the Depths (http://store.steampowered.com/app/268650/From_the_Depths/): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJb4rFB0XRM Take a Minecraft/Infiniminer voxel game, cross it with a decent physics simulation and vehicle creation ala Robotrek. Then create a massive RTS using all the vehicles/stuff you create and take over a rather large world. The game is deep as hell, constantly being updated, and has some truly neat features (e.g. custom cannon shell designs that can model HEAT/HESH as well as secondary charges). For $20, it's an amazing amount of game for the money ![]()
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Wuxi posted:I don't want you to die in a hurricane, but anime is good. Be safe, Beet. Anime is still good, tho
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2025 20:37 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:Get in the everclear shinji ![]()
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