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Started following this poo poo show by accident just a half a week before Crytek law suit. Finally managed to catch up to the thread and whoa boy did I manage to pick a good time to get in.
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That was one of the first things I did and it really lit my enthusiasm about the whole thing. It is in many ways interesting that dissecting and analyzing this whole fiasco has probably produced more fun and enjoyment than the "game" itself ever will.
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spacetoaster posted:Once we all woke up and got our refunds that was exactly our take too. The ride never ends, huh? I had already noticed Ben´s jokes from the catalog thread but some of this "new" stuff is just mind boggling ![]() Edit: spacetoaster posted:One point. We didn't come across it. He tweeted out a link to it and bragged about it. GODDAMNIT
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Beexoffel posted:Massively OP has given out another award: Elite having a good lead on reader poll too to add insult to injury.
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So how many minutes of this 2 hour stream is going to be anything worthwhile? Is the brunt of it going to be a studio tour?
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Wuxi posted:Thank gently caress they don't have enough studious left for that Is the reason for the delay that they had to transport all the employees they had left to the one studio?
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![]() Is this the look of a person who has to stay at the office two days before vacation so Chris can get content for the holiday stream?
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Wankpod confirmed for SQ42.
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Hazamuth posted:Wankpod confirmed for SQ42. Mne nravitsya posted:SQ42 Wank Pod Confirmed!!! skaboomizzy posted:WANK POD Erenthal posted:WANKPOD CONFIRMED lmbo
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Guard in the hallway looking at you like he couldn't give a poo poo about your super fun.
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What was the point of the scene in the Bridge? NOTHING HAPPENED.
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I can't tell if these are the same hallways or new hallways.
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Engineer with a scottish (?) accent? Come the gently caress on.
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How many goddamn tropes can you stuff into one presentation? "Last time I saw my son..."
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XK posted:How are you supposed to answer the "Do you family?" question? We literally know nothing about this character. Fidelitous choices that affect the outcome. You are character, either you have a family...or you don't.
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Hahahaha, the knife holding animation.
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I want to know more about the space cleaner guy, seems like he cares about his job.
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Why is every side character from a british comedy tv show?
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Terebus posted:So they can get their british tax rebate This. This is worthy of a tax rebate. After seeing SQ42 gameplay segment, people will jostle full throttle to visit UK.
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Even the navmap lags.
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I can't make out the shape they are going towards. Is that a space mountain or what?
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Space crevice.
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So I can pretty much see how this is going to play out. They find a single fighter enemy to battle and then suddenly a huge ship appears and they smash cut to logo.
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Oh yeah I forgot about the EVA walk was supposed to be in.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:so poetic bought right in I don't know why but it really irks me that the corridor leading to Gravity room has to be s -shaped instead of just being a straight corridor.
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Ah, the fine art of optimizing performance. Does the gravity ball even revolve or is it stationary?
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So it is more of a goo cavity?
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trucutru posted:It's as simple as opening a menu in a Derek Smart game: Only pressing Z sounds too simple for a Smart game. It would have been at least Ctrl+Shift+Z followed by drawing a tree of life from Kabbalah with your mouse if it was the real deal.
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MedicineHut posted:They do it basically because there is essentially no game. And there is literally nothing else to do. The game does not add anything meaningful to their lives, entertainment or otherwise. But Derek does. So the game was actually Derek all along. July blog was the Jesus patch and now there is a whole new tangible, fidelitous level of lawsuits going on.
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SoftNum posted:A Razer water bottle gamer water
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That looks like cheap off brand gamer water!
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https://twitter.com/duvalmagic/status/486550022910005248 it reads the same??
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In thread related news, going out to watch Disaster (Sh)artist today as it finally premieres here. It also seems to be only week left until Space Court. Happy times.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Derek and Streetroller fighting is what this thread needs to get through these dark times. He's the warlord this thread deserves, but not the the one it needs right now. So we'll berate him. Because he always replies. Because he's not our leader. He's a loudmouth shitposter. A doxxing blogger.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:CryTek settles for a portion of ship sales, CIG immediately ends ship sales and begins selling insurance for ships obtained in game as part of the economic overhaul in 3.1. CIG still keeps having end of the year sales, but the ships cost the same and instead of the word sale, they use pledge drive or some other nonsense. Then internet lawyers and CIG backers will keep endlessly arguing about what the word sale actually means and that actually if you don't call it one, it isnt one. Furthermore
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MilesK posted:In den letzten 500 Jahren hat der Fourth Stimpire vier Systeme dominiert, die er zu einer Sternzone, der Stimsis, zusammengeführt hat. Der vierte Stinktier stammt aus dem Zehn-Reichskrieg, in dem sich die Vereinigten Schimpansen gegen jede Regel auflehnten. Alle Imperien, mit Ausnahme der vierten, schworen ihren Bürgern Freiheit. Es gibt keine freien Reden im vierten Stimpire und alle selbstkontrollierten Verfahren, bei denen die Arterien ohne Schmerzen durchtrennt werden und ausschließlich mit Maschinen operiert werden. Die Art, wie sie arbeiten, ist so hygienisch und gesund wie möglich, aber diese Maschinen tun dies oft nicht. Das Herz wird dann aus dem Körper entnommen und in eine Glasschleifmaschine gegeben. Verschiedene Energiezentren werden ebenfalls seziert und durch gefährliche Transplantate ersetzt. Nach dem schmerzhaften, 52-stündigen chirurgischen Eingriff wird der Patient bis zum Scheitern behandelt. Das Brot, das sie verursacht haben, ist so schlimm, dass das Opfer in einer Position einfrieren würde. Sie würden dann zusammenbrechen. E:For the past 500 years Fourth Stimpire dominated four systems. It is integrated into one star zone, Stimsis. The fourth Stimpire is the origin of Ten Empire War, where ten Stimpires contradict each rule. Every empire except the fourth empire pledged freedom to citizens. The fourth Stimpire has no free speech, all self-regulation transportation is illegal without taking painless medical verification methods that operate completely on the machine without pain without pain Hazamuth fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Feb 10, 2018 |
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Hobold posted:You're making chrome freak out and try to translate the page. Sorry, I translated it back to english.
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![]() Had a sudden surge of inspiration.
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![]() Noticed this just now. One of the upsides of Wiz reading the thread.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2025 20:25 |
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Ben Lesnick, developer of appetite
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