Star Citizen: Death of a Space Thread?

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Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

B4tBG for cheating us out of page 6666.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 00:29

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 00:41

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Beet Wagon posted:

It's pretty funny how we've become comic book supervillains to those guys. Part of me feels obligated to correct the narrative, but on the other hand letting people like Cymelion believe that we have some kind of master plan to get all the citizens to refund is probably the funnier option.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 19:51

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

I.N.R.I posted:

I'll read all these 10000 word long posts later. in the mean time, I want to remind everyone to call or visit their parents wherever possible. They raised you with love and care and would like to hear about the things you're getting up to in life

What is your official stance on punctuation? Especially full stops at the end of sentences?

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 22:12

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Scruffyhawk posted:

who is responsible for this

A dyslexic?

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 09:50

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

cool new Polack jokes posted:

More of my favourite weird misspellings that I've never seen before Star Citizen. I don't think these are the German fans- these misspellings are the kinds of ones native English speakers who've only said the word and never written it would make. It's never the commonly misspelled words, either. hosed up

I am completely wrong. In fact it's brilliant metacommentary, because Star Citizen is such a pro mess.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 10:42

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

roflingstones posted:

https://www.twitch.tv/oxford_sc

seriously, what's up with furries and star citizen?

Because it is all hopes and dreams, you can project anything upon Star Citizen. This includes a Furry Utopia.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 13:15

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Xarbala posted:

Somebody please give ArfJason his incredibly disturbing old av back

Why, what's the difference? The current one is incredibly disturbing too.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 19:26

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

*Things* :toot:

I am excited!

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 20:13

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Beet Wagon posted:

"I'm sorry, I know you said you wanted pineapple, but we're not quite done with that yet so we're going to put regular apple on there instead."

Regular apples did not work out, we are refactoring to actual pines. You're welcome.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 20:19

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

LastCaress posted:

My dogo is ready for the stream

Don't... don't pee on him. :ohdear:

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 19:53

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Yurop kicked Murrica's rear end.

That's something at least.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 23:15

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Snazzy Frocks posted:

ben and lando know too much and can't be cut out

But they can be cut. :black101:

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 23:43

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

hardycore posted:

What game would you make with 140 million, endless time, and a legion of devoted followers?

Warhammer 40k: Inquisitor, in the style of Deus Ex.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 08:44

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Beet Wagon posted:

Wait hold on what the gently caress is this. This is a photoshop right? They didn't really make a space drill instructor with a floral print shirt and a mile long forehead did they?

Tell me one of you did this.

That was the good part of the stream.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 17:24

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

Is this that same german shill magazine?

By this thread's standards all German magazines are shill magazines.

Edit: When it comes to Star Citizen, that is.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Dec 23, 2016

# ¿ Dec 23, 2016 22:43

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Has anybody said Star Citizen Forever yet?

# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 01:04

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

So, just for my understanding; did CIG switch to Lumberyard months ago and the current version is using that engine already or are they just starting the switchover? Do we know?

# ¿ Dec 25, 2016 07:41

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Mirificus posted:

https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/813383647139078144

5K? Is that how much he has "invested" in Star Citizen?

# ¿ Dec 26, 2016 17:22

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qZoA3byeoI

Also potentially your poo poo, much more likely to happen.

Surely they must have a budget of at least two hundred million to achieve all that fidelity. :colbert:

# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 20:55

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Isn't that an alt for Al Bester or whatever his name was? Some kind of B5 weeaboo equivalent?

Yeah, I am pretty sure that is our old insane friend Bester. Good times. :unsmith:

# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 07:37

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Who the gently caress is Ben Parry?

# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 21:11

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Drunk Theory posted:

CIG employee who posts over on the Frontier forums. I haven't really focused what his specialty is, but I think it's lighting? Either way, he's commenting on this "engine change", and providing clarification that nothing actually changed.

Exciting.

Thanks.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 21:37

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

sorla78 posted:

Why is nothing happening...

Please stop doxxing me.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 02:21

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Truga posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA18oyyG-xg

lmao, watch this poo poo

Clearly you don't understand automobile development. :colbert:

# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 02:48

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Lladre posted:

If the lore allegedly has glass stronger than steel there is no reason to have your helmets not have 270 degrees of view.

Yeah... but but BUT you probably also now have steel that is stronger than glass stronger than steel. :smug:

# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 23:09

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Samizdata posted:

Also called Ben an outright scammer on Twitter, as per WC:A. If no response tomorrow, I am going to address Alexis, by suggesting as a spouse it is her job to help her husband not be a scammer.

Just stop.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 23:47

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

ManofManyAliases posted:

How's your book coming along?

I am sure it will be ready as soon as Star Citizen releases.*

*So, never. :smug:

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 16:23

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Galarox posted:

Ok everyone here is the book: How it works: Star Citizen. Clicky the link to download, it's a PDF

Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jeakavbiwcd71rb/How%20it%20Works.pdf?dl=1

Nicely done! :golfclap:

# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 15:55

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Wrecked Angle posted:

A real space company about to launch a big rocket...

http://www.spacex.com/webcast

They managed to land it! :stare:

# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 19:04

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Wrecked Angle posted:

Yeah, it's so impressive that they're getting to the point where they can do this poo poo reliably now. Hopefully in the next few years we can begin to make big strides back into space exploration again.

Weeeellll..... I would not call the first actually successful attempt reliable, but I am very happy to see them getting there. :v:

neonbregna posted:

The thread title sees more development then the game

than

# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 21:59

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I don't want anyone to hurt themselves over this stupid scam, but vulnerable people are usually the easiest to con.

Also I broke my toe this evening while trying to get my dogs inside. First time I ever broke a bone. It hurts like an unholy motherfucker but hopefully I can buddy splint it and avoid a trip to the ER.

Did you get x-ray? I broke my toe two years ago and at first I thought I would be fine too. Turned out I needed surgery and now I have five screws in it.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 07:42

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I may get it x-rayed tomorrow. Apparently "awkwardly bent" is one of the things you check if you should seek medical attention.

Yea, better safe than sorry. I asked the doc and it would heal on its own, but there's a high likelihood of causing problem's in the future.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 11:24

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Isn't that just 'murican spelling?

Yes.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 14:15

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

D_Smart posted:

...and that somehow does what exactly?

Eemershun and fidelitah!

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 19:26

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

ripptide posted:

Not meaning to doxx MOMA, but

That's exactly what I had in mind as typed my post. Thumbs up!

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 19:42

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

MilesK posted:

Nah.

Similar, but not archered.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 01:03

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

happyhippy posted:

http://www.pcgamer.com/elite-danger...uffer_pcgamerfb

So a movie company is throwing money at Braben, how come they are not throwing money at the visionary Chris Roberts?

Because he already has all the money. :colbert:

Tarquinn fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Feb 6, 2017

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 14:52

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

AP posted:

What happened in the end with all that drama over the new Warhammer Fantasy stuff?

I remember reading Games Workshop did something really dumb over it but can't remember what.

They canned the original Warhammer Fantasy, their longest running franchise, in favour of a simplified system that allowed them to include fantasy space marines (the best selling part of 40k) and to trademark classic fantasy races like Elves and Orks by renaming them Aelfs� and Orruks�.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 17:22

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I want a new "vs Predator" only the Alien is E.T.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 16:48

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 00:41

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

Star Citizen has taught me that Germany is a land of angry Karls auditing each other.

As a German, I find your comment highly offensive. :mad:

Also, I have scheduled your audit for next Monday, 9am. Please have your 401(k) or 403(b) records ready. Thank you.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 20:49

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