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Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Ok let's get this thread started off right







I hereby commission this thread in the name of the Warlord, the Crobbler, and the Holy Toast.

May the Stimperor have mercy upon our souls.

etc. etc.

Amen.

Tane.

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Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007


Hey Derek, seriously though: a while back you mentioned that some source dropped a lot of dirt on your lap. Did that turn out to be a hoax or troll or something? You haven't mentioned it in a while.

I'm not trying to give you a hard time, I'm just honestly curious.

e: taxxe


Propagandist fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Dec 2, 2016

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

lol welcome to his ignore list

It's an honest question. Plus if I'm ignored how will he get his daily dose of precious bunnies? I provide an important commodity to the thread.

unlike your posting

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

D1E posted:

Aw, c'mon man. We all just got a fresh new thread. Can't we just all come together as goons in a hug box for even a little while, or do we need to start the hating up again right away?

Haha, I'm just joshing.

But you're right!

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Solarin posted:

baby animals are useless IMO

ur useless

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007


Magazines are swept in that direction for several reasons. Why would you want to push your gun away from you when you replace the mag?

For any typical cartridge, why would you want the magazine at an angle inside the mag well? The cartridges have to align with the chamber.

CIG is retarded.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

TheAgent posted:

its funny because star citizen is teaching me the exact same thing

Star Citizen taught me many things.

The meaning of mental gymnastics.
The idea of a sunk cost fallacy.

Suffering.
Pleasure.
Schadenfreude.

How 500 years of absolute misery and degeneracy can be summed up into just a few short paragraphs.

The importance of bun-buns, kittons, and doggos.

Parp.

And above all, the need to :justpost:

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

nawledgelambo posted:

You think one of the artists is trying to tell the backers something?



Someone please tell me that "honesty" is a real setting in actual aircraft otherwise I don't know what to think.

e: also I'm the feet that clip through the pedals

e2: no on second thought I'm the hands that clip through the yoke

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

MoMA's got a tease toxx, Derek never sleeps at night

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

He goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out of the evocati

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Raskolnikov posted:

I think star citizen is fun. As long as 1) I don't play it 2) I don't follow "the lore" 3) I ignore the horrific community 4) I pretend I know nothing about game development 5) I just shitpost on a dead forum.

See you all in the 'VERSE

C U N T Verse

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Raskolnikov posted:

:lol: that works!

I wish I could claim credit for that one but I can't. Some other genius here I'm sure, though.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Free top hat

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

tooterfish posted:

Yes. Christmas 2117.

After only 4 years in development, too! way ahead of schedule compared to things like Mass Effect: The universe, Battlefield World War 3, Far Cry 19 and Call of Duty Blackest Ops Modern-er Warfare 16

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Ghostlight posted:

Cotton Eye Joe.
More like cotton-dyed blow.

Or rotten fried dough, in Ben's case.

Propagandist fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Dec 7, 2016

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Chunjee posted:

For any tax evaders out there:

Industrial Grade Cat Remover (Hides the entire post for a single infraction. Good for cruising over hundreds of pages)
Regular Strength Cat Remover (Only hides pictures if suspected of being pet related. May get updates to hide sections of irrelevant cat chatter)



:same:




Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007


This individual seems upset.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

A Neurotic Corncob posted:

pinepple on pizza: actually good

sever

kill jester

permaban again, recommend a new neurotic noun

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Propagandist posted:

sever

kill jester

permaban again, recommend a new neurotic noun

a neurotic pineapple

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Can someone explain to me why they need to launch ships from a carrier as if they need to pick up speed and create lift?

It's space. Just kick the thing out.

They mocapped (apparently multiple times, including one karate/hilarity version) a guy on the deck doing some kind of flight check. Why.

Why does the ship need to go fast? Why. What the hell is wrong with these people?

Did no one say "hey um it's in space so"

Anyway, happy Friday everyone.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

In my most recent post, that I posted in December of 2016, you will find something that I have been saying all along: PAARP

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Lladre posted:


How does that graph make any sense.
It doesn't.
if their current issues count is 300, it should start on that number not "0".

They resolved more issues than were created! This absolutely demonstrates that CIG is way ahead of schedule.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Wrecked Angle posted:

That's just how JIRA displays its issues charts, can't really blame CIG for that one.



Yeah but what's the value in recording a higher number of resolved issues than the number of created issues? Seems like that's the whole point. Otherwise why even plot it?

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Beet Wagon posted:

:pgabz: for Propaganda Minister imo

:colbert:

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

DapperDon posted:

Star Citizen: The Scummy Middle Man Between Nerd Money And Nerd Dreams

Chris Roberts is a used dream salesman

Certified pre-owned!!!

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Hey thread whats up how are you

I would like someone with a modicum of knowledge/experience in business things to explain to me the possible reasons you might want to have 15 separate companies.

Because I don't know about those kinds of things and I am legit curious.

Curious, but not obsessive, dont call FYAD on me.

Okay maybe a little obsessive.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Okay, how about this for a follow-up: even though it LOOKs like a duck and PAARPs like a duck, could this simply be a good thing for the company to do, with no malicious intent?

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007


Holy poo poo. I understand that reference. God drat that takes me back.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Looks like I'm getting it all back.

Grats on the refund, commando!

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

ArfJason posted:

i think its pretty badass how calling out people for being obsessive internet stalkers resulted in someone digging out real life pictures of me.

How much you in for (in beanie babies), commando?

e: i bought the precious pony package

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

UGH can't b elieve this needs to be said in this dead gay comedy forum in the year of our lord two thousand and sixteen but guys doxxing is bad

And it happens here literally every hour, and triples every second, and you guys are just so weird and dumb

Haha I told those fuckos, hope the guys back over in the cool guys forum think I'm cool for saying that, lets go refresh and see what they ahve to say about that

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007





Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

3.0 in 2016?

When will it be ready for... clownload?

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Samizdata posted:

Hey, Derek, will you please stop telling people I am one of your alts, already? This is getting really stale.

grimcreaper posted:

I'm Smarticus!

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Boy that stream really was something.

Real special.

Man I just can't wait to just fuckin' pledge all my drat money to that poo poo show.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Good Dumplings posted:

imagine ben going "i'd doxx me, i'd doxx me so hard"

let it enrich your holiday experience

It puts the money in the ships or it gets the livestream again.

Like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

cool new Polack jokes posted:

And Derek's blog in progress grew by three sizes that day

Ya'll if that poo poo dont get stuck in your head then I dont know what went wrong with your childhood

you're as ugly as a cactus
you're as chaaarming as an eeel

MR GRRRRIIINCH

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Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

And I'm a 31 year old male human being and the part where the Grinch's heart grows three sizes literally makes me tear up every single time

I'm a big dumb babby

e:

why is this bunny blue, who made it blue

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