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This thread is like some putrescent green time capsule, months and years whisk by but nothing truly changes.
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thatguy posted:Oh poo poo Derek, that dude is trying to out-blog you. You just gonna take that like a little bitch? The Devil Blogged Down in Florida
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Apr 24, 2017 03:24
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EmesiS posted:Croberts has vision, not a vision. And Ben has neither.
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Apr 28, 2017 06:46
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Tippis posted:Wait. Thumb?! Mobile user supremacy, never even saw that gross green CSS for April fool's.
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May 7, 2017 03:57
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Stop doxxing people, you loving idiots. Alternatively, if you're going to nuke your own account come out swinging with something entertaining instead of the most milquetoast of burns.
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May 8, 2017 18:24
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Is this rental scheme the final iteration of the used
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May 11, 2017 19:12
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CIG's blatant cargo-culture never ceases to amaze. They certainly know how to imitate other, more successful game companies yet haven't really uncovered the finer points such as actually producing games.
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May 11, 2017 21:19
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Box-grabbing fidelity on par with Super Mario 64. Well, okay, SM64 did a better job obscuring that it vanished and reappeared objects when you pick them up and drop them.
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May 12, 2017 09:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZyUGT9YPhg It's expected that every game is going to "cheat" in certain regards, from what it displays for the player or how they manipulate objects, but most people accept and even appreciate the strange and nuanced coding that creates the proper illusions under normal play. Of course, Chris is obsessed with doing everything the "right" way, so it's enjoyable to both see him ram his head against a brick wall trying to force his vision into reality as well as the blowback when he's forced to make concessions that are somehow jankier than implementations in other prefab engines (meanwhile all the time they've spent trying to customize cryengine has basically been wasted). notoriousman fucked around with this message at 09:24 on May 12, 2017 |
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May 12, 2017 09:22
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It's actually Port Olisar but I can't fault anyone for not remembering this completely bland and unmemorable tripe.
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May 12, 2017 17:13
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Polish Avenger posted:Someone get this guy an account. He already said he wouldn't take it to remain "impartial". Besides, Derek Smart already has an account here...
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May 12, 2017 18:22
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BMan posted:Spending crowd funding on paid shills: A completely normal and defensible practice that everyone does, probably Hold up, let's not toss out baseless accusations; it's just as likely to be a close-knit cabal of overzealous fans spending their own time, money and energy on this astroturfing campaign out of love for all the enjoyment they've gotten from playing Star Citizen.
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May 15, 2017 22:46
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phosdex posted:Not a Hot Dog    oobie tar itize
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May 16, 2017 13:02
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May 16, 2017 19:52
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vyst posted:Can we talk about how you can play as a guinea pig in that one game like wtf?
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May 19, 2017 18:58
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Sunswipe posted:Putting love into food is what gets you fired from McDonald's. Sabreseven posted:Same effect if you add an extra secret ingredient to the Colonels secret sauce at Kunty Fuct Chicken.  Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
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May 19, 2017 19:43
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Those 'replace me' textures are actually the final frustrated message left behind from programmers and graphical artists walking off the project.
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May 20, 2017 02:50
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scrod my tane
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May 22, 2017 16:06
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Something tells me that hashtag's not trending. How pathetic do you have to be to create a strawman to vent your frustration at?
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May 22, 2017 23:46
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Jst0rm posted:developer illness. Those dumb shits. What a weak excuse.
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May 27, 2017 03:29
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D_Smart posted:I don't think so. They skipped E3, but had a full blown presentation at Gamescon 2016. I seem to recall some private screenings in the Robert Space Industries International Ltd. booth... 
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Jun 3, 2017 20:24
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Enchanted Hat posted:so the opposite of a town hall
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Jun 6, 2017 20:15
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CaptainBtaksDad posted:its weird theres a random thread once or twice a week where you can be salty but do it outside that randomly chosen thread and you get torn a new rear end in a top hat. You of all people should be familiar with the concept of safe spaces.
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Jun 9, 2017 12:52
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I guess 'shorn' is technically a style.
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Jul 6, 2017 12:44
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MoMA is a testament to CIG's open development, that even with his supposed insider information (lol) he doesn't know poo poo about the game.
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Jul 6, 2017 12:50
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All space sims are garbage games made by garbage people for garbage people
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Jul 6, 2017 17:54
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There's no high ground or smug superiority to be had while we all wallow in this cesspool, just laugh at whatever you find funny and forget how much you hate yourself for just a little while
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Jul 6, 2017 17:56
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starkebn posted:When did "wait for a game to be released and there be enough reviews to discount the paid ones" become such a rare customer viewpoint? Games don't get released anymore in this, the barren hellscape of perpetual early access. Combine that with decades-old names and faces panhandling and selling promises on any one of several crowdfunding platforms and there's no impetus to actually release games anymore to profit from them. Meanwhile, gamers have always had nonexistent impulse control and demand a constant stream of content; it's a wonder they're only now being used as guinea pigs with wallets. And finally, the Internet being the beast it is today, the constant barrage of information from various sources makes astroturfing and "reputation management" incredibly easy since people get that much less critical when there's too many voices to filter the noise from the genuine. parp
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Jul 18, 2017 12:31
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Jul 18, 2017 12:39
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Brigading, brigading! I can see the downvote in your screenshot, that's all the evidence I need of the conspiracy against me!! You'll never silence me by clicking a colored arrow!!!!!! *Puts you on ignore, deletes account* Also, Star Citizen: G0rf is typing...
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Jul 19, 2017 00:13
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My favorite E:D critics are the ones with 800 hours sunk in and they regret every moment! This game is so shallow and lacking in content I dedicated an entire month's worth of time doing absolutely nothing!
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Jul 19, 2017 17:56
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Backers should be more concerned with the years-old campaign of misinformation being run against the backers. And besides, whether Derek's getting fed bad intel or not, we just laugh. So.
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Jul 23, 2017 19:58
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Yolomon Wayne posted:I dont get how Elite Dangerous selling ship cosmetics is greedy and bad, but Star Citizen selling entire ships (or jpgs thereof) is cool and good? Doesn't CIG do both, lmao
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Jul 24, 2017 17:18
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Beet Wagon posted:/r/starcitizen, ladies and gentlemen. "It depends on what the meaning of 'is' is..." I'm glad Derek's prediction of an ELE two weeks ago is finally coming true 18 months later.
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Jul 30, 2017 18:17
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They could just as easily fail to cobble together some fake, scripted demo and talk about some Discord knock-off for over an hour during their annual namesake convention (for a game still in alpha). Backers would still fork over cash, of course.
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Jul 30, 2017 18:34
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"guys it's j-just a game, aheh, nothing to get all worked up about  "
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his nibs posted:"Star Citizen’s like that mate we’ve all got that can never turn up on time. You’re sat waiting in the blustering rain, give them a call and they’re sat watching Top Gear re-runs with a beer. It’s funny at first, but then eventually you give up on meeting them on time, instead asking them to give you a buzz when they’re near." Maybe it's time to ditch this Stan Citizzio loser and hook up with Elliot Dangerfield...
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Aug 1, 2017 17:15
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Meridian knows plenty about fluid processes.
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Aug 1, 2017 17:34
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These reputation management agencies really aren't punching above their weight these days
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TheAgent posted:can you imagine 24 people
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