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Raskolnikov posted:Plot summary: David Farrier is our lil' country's current favourite son due to Tickled.
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Xaerael posted:Truly the pinnacle of literary genius. He will be sorely missed. And by sorely missed I mean not at all, because he never loving contributed a thing other than one word reactions and meltdowns about how people were not entertaining him. Don't forget his Anyway, I eagerly await a video highlighting the undocumented features of Star Marine: GotY Every Year from the resident dancing cat with rage issues. ... Although I guess that would require it to be released.
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Ghostlight posted:It's actually a loving amazing tv show I've only seen half the final episode, but the Shane parody was the most I've laughed at a TV show in quite a while.
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Raskolnikov posted:Pick up the shitpost... I .. I don't want to shitpost, mister...
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MeLKoR posted:Put the Hosts in MeatgrinderWorld, where odds are that every other week the ground opens up under your feet and you get shred to pieces. When they attain sentience appear to them as saving angels releasing them from hell. If suffering is key you don't want to imprint a human face on it. Put the Hosts in the 4th Stimpire.
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trucutru posted:I've seen better looking animations in 10 year-old student videos. This makes me miss the Tipping Forties podcast. :'(
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poo poo Botch Errors Rep posted:They just have to layer the code on top of it. I am a chronic procrastinater. I am very good at my job, however, and my slacking is allowed due to my output being exceptional. I usually have to make excuses to people the first couple of times I work with them until they learn this and I will say that I'm 90% complete, I just need to do this one more little thing. Given not many people understand what I do, I can say pretty much any component of the work and they won't know to question it, so I get a chuckle out of saying a major part. Not once has my bullshit been this obvious. It honestly seems like he doesn't understand that the underlying code is the most important factor of the game playability equation. Star Citizen is the Delorean of gaming. They built a shell that they thought looked cool (it didn't) and then hastily threw together the engine and chassis with the cheapest parts, to the point where it was an undrivable death trap. E: didn't the Delorean manufacturers get done for squandering investor funds? The Rabbi T. White fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Dec 19, 2016 |
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Just in case this got missed in my previous wall of text: Christopher Roberts is an anagram for "poo poo Botch Errors Rep", which should be his new job title.
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ArfJason posted:Hello everyone, please take a break from reading a million words on the game you dislike, and obsessively following people all day on the internet. Hello ArfJason, please take a break from reading a million words in the thread you dislike, and obsessively posting the same tired troll on the Internet.
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ManofManyAliases posted:you underestimate my connections Does this imply that you're finally going to cash out?
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Thirsty Dog posted:Merry Christmas and kia kaha bro Ka pai.
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Kakarot posted:Did Kayak wear a Christmas hat? Asking the important questions.
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BinaryDoubts posted:what the poo poo. how do you spend $60mm on marketing that, as far as I can tell, basically extends to a few weird fake review sites and lovely streamers. By funneling backer money to yourself and friends through massively padded invoices. "Internal marketing" seems like a massive red-flag there, especially when you consider how little actual external advertising has been done. It isn't like they've taken out SuperBowl spots. How much can you possibly legitimately spend advertising your own product to your own staff who are developing it? Have they created a Brazil-esque mind control environment where Full Burn plays around the clock with "You love Star Citizen" backmasked into it? And holy lol does it not bode well for the quality of your game that you have to do internal promotion because staff won't play it of their own accord.
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ManofManyAliases posted:Sources. Ok let's play this game: Don't specifically name your source. Just tell me what your source does for a living. If you don't reply with something specific within 5 minutes, you're making poo poo up again. You don't think that would narrow things right down for the witch hunt?
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Colostomy Bag posted:Coding at midnight will do that to ya. Doing lines and lines of code.
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boviscopophobic posted:Yes, I think everything used to bob together, but when they added "vision stabilization" (i.e. removing headbob) they didn't extend that change to the helmet UIs. It looks incredibly stupid. This is loving insanity.
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Kosumo posted:I hope everyone who is into it enjoys what could be one of the last Super Bowl. I am spending gently caress Bill English Day watching American Football.
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biglads posted:Once the Macho Man lands the big elbow it's 1-2-3 and Hail Satan. I know this is stupid, but this has had me giggling every time I think of it since I read it yesterday.
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I still can't get over the decision to have the HUD bounce up and down when moving instead of the map. How is that possibly FIDELITY??!?!?!?!
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That would make a lot of sense in a "getting paid without tax" kinda way. You get gifted a ship to sell on the grey-market for working, then no income tax needs to be paid.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:BUY A ZEUS BUY A ZEUS 
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peter gabriel posted:So far so good 100Kb/s with over 200 connections. Are they opening a tcp stream per loving packet?
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Spatial posted:Speaking of scams, isn't one of Kickstarter's biggest problems that companies will take out high interest short-term loans to pad the funding number and create media attention? Then when the campaign ends and development starts, they run out of money shockingly fast because in reality they only had half the amount they claimed, and backers were only covering interest on the loans plus a small amount of funding. The Ouya had Kickstarter scams within Kickstarter scams. SCAMCEPTION
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Lladre posted:Cilantro is gross. I have had no clue what you fucks have been whining about for the past few pages. Turns out some of you hate coriander. No wonder people in this thread are angry.
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TheAgent posted:I also made $40k less than in 2015. cry for me, thread Oh you Lucky Ducky.
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This is not getting the love it deserves. It is amazing.
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alf_pogs posted:please... call me alf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hx0sCbjd-U
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Kosumo posted:About $275,000 of space dream concept sperging in the last two hours. I have established from this picture that you run a tinny house.
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peter gabriel posted:FULL BUUUURN I went out of my way to listen to Fuuull Buuurn -- it has to be a parody, goofy song they've included, right? Not even Chris can be that stuck in the 80s that he believes a 4th rate Kenny Loggins knock-off would go down well with anyone outside of a laugh?
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peter gabriel posted:Me and a few muso buddies picked it apart and it's basically a very obvious rip off of this: The singer is doing an awful Peter Murphy impression, too. (Unless Peter has fallen on really hard times and desperately needed a paycheck). e: I assume Chris' iTunes had just finished playing Europe and then Bauhaus and that was what was in his head at the time. "I want it like.. but with this singing...." The Rabbi T. White fucked around with this message at 22:12 on May 24, 2017 |
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BeigeJacket posted:That leaked S42 script is great - I'm surprised it hasn't been mined more for thread content. I like that Pusher is the 2nd best pilot. And is only referred to by that name twice throughout the entire script.
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XxXCaptainNoxXxX posted:whats sealioning I believe it's what happens at the end of a Pakistani-backhander. Or maybe it's like planking. I can't keep up with the kids.
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Loxbourne posted:I always love this. Someone, possibly Sandi herself, put CIG's opinion of her job right in her character's name. "Pusher". It's so audacious you don't realise she's mocking her ability to sell JPGs to people as if they were hard drugs and she's doing it in plain sight. I didn't even think about this until you brought this up. I bet her role in the game is to literally try and sell you poo poo for cash monies during missions. "If only we had bigger missiles with which to take on this enemy!" "Their lasers cut straight through our standard shields - we need upgraded ones!" (The game is never coming out, but that is what would have been intended).
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I can't be the only one who finds it amusing this the current Ghostbusters movie has been rebranded as "Answer The Call".
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Today I discovered that I share a birthday with Chris Roberts. I don't know why, but this is upsetting.
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Beet Wagon posted:e: kayak got lots of love and treats anyway because as far as I'm concerned he's still the best doggo Good opinions ITT
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Mr Fronts posted:Where is Squadron 42? Where is 3.0 being in the hands of Evocati well before mid-June?
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ManofManyAliases posted:-We're going to see 3.0 release much earlier than "mid-year." Continuing to quote the poo poo out of this, as requested. Any other brilliant insights you wish to share, MoMA?
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