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Trammel posted:Surely Crobbers could have... Chris Roberts has never had an original thought in his life.
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TheLightPurges posted:Also if anyone wants to laugh at how broken the Cattepillar is They can't even get ships to work right as non-moving objects in the hanger. It's one of the few ship designs in the game I actually like but holy poo poo it's just a pile of broken jank they're charging hundreds of actual dollars for. Can't wait to see how bad they gently caress the PTU since even a few starfarers causes the server to poo poo itself.
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Just pretend the last 15 or so years of advancement in shooters never happened and star marine is a very serviceable 1st release of a half life mod
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Daztek posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z8wkEFzhWc I'm the complete lack of anything resembling physics or mass in relation to the ships.
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Jason Sextro posted:man he is salty af that no MMO producer has given him a job for all his freelance IP defending The best thing was how he used to cry like a baby about the subscriber information being leaked, then CIG hired the guy leaking it.
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The thread title should also be Star Citizen: Cargoship Cult Community
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Maybe Chris will play his game again. It would truly be a Christmas miracle.
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It's almost time for the "Just wait until the holiday live stream shuts up Derek and his goons!" 2nd year anniversary.
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Goons don't judge based on your sexuality, just your pizza toppings.
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The Titanic posted:"Wha- what should we wear on camera?" I just assume the CIG dress code requires a complete lack of color to keep the office atmosphere a reflection of their in game universe. It's also why joy is not allowed and Sandi roams the halls removing skeletons.
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Propagandist posted:a neurotic pineapple A Neurotic Honeydew
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The Titanic posted:The guy on the right should still at least button up his shirt though. It's a bit less than classy. He's a pirate, it's his outlaw fashion. It just looks odd due to the lighting but if you put him into a shithole like grim hex it would look more natural.
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I love the the more CIG releases the worse it looks. Not only does the game run shittier than last year everything they crap out just shows the complete lack of creativity or talent from Croberts and crew. Blatantly rip off better franchises, show no ideas or innovation about how things might work hundreds of years from now, quality that would be embarrassing for tiny studios to release in a fraction of the time. Star Marine is worse than what Ilfonic showed in basically every possible way. Polished games like Infinite Warfare and ME:Andromeda are being released and all CIG has for their magnum opus, Due November 2014, is this lovely hanger scene .
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SelenicMartian posted:What's the parking sensor for, then? I'm pretty sure my dreams have confirmed it's for ramming other ships. It sure would be dumb if these giant things were actually just parking sensors.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I requested a refund. Wonder if Sandi does it directly just so she can have the pleasure of killing your account. Can't let some wage slave banish the grand heretic.
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SelenicMartian posted:Think of the disabled space parking spaces. The SC Golden Ticket is actually the little sign those backers can hang from their space rear view mirrors.
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MeLKoR posted:What changed? He just needed the 5 man launch crew to guide his exit from the dumpster fire via their
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Guy just needs a hobby and it's not like he can play star citizen.
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Any proof that goons provide is irrelevant, therefore what I demand you prove never actually happened.
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Sappo569 posted:But you refunded most .... right ? After the refund is processed I'm fine with finding out Beer has been a giant thorn in their side for like $45.00 or he has a secret shame in the hundreds or even thousands of dollars but is now free.
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Don't forget to gift a ship with your dick pic so the lady in question feels obligated to pay you back. Sexually. At least I'm pretty sure that's how it works.
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Double post due to refreshing the page when it failed to load. I r good at internet.
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The Titanic posted:Dick pic = kind email reply and or being called out like a creep Better odds at getting what they want out of their jpegs than waiting on CIG.
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TheAgent posted:I love a good scam story Have you heard about this game called star citizen?
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:I tremble at the thought of being considered a doxxer and insane murderer etc., but I just love this. Mike Myers will now no longer be the worst Guru to ever appear on camera.
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I.N.R.I posted:Hi, hope you're all enjoying doing Stalking on people associated with this videogame. i just want to offer a quick reminder for you all to call or visit your parents wherever possible because they love and care about you Please stop doxxing my parents and how they feel about me.
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The main difference of course being No Man's Sky is a real game people can buy and play while SC will never be more than a crobbled together Frankenstein of better franchises which never makes it to full release.
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Propagandist posted:Okay, how about this for a follow-up: even though it LOOKs like a duck and PAARPs like a duck, could this simply be a good thing for the company to do, with no malicious intent? Just look at Ortwin and realize there is basically zero percent chance the man that set up the shell game did so without malicious intent.
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That reddit thread was great. I love how they still think real developers hit the same problems CIG does, just behind closed doors. I have never worked on a project that is anything like Star Citizen and thank god for that. Dear reddit lurkers, Croberts is a talentless hack that missed nearly two decades of industry advancements and best practices yet micromanages his company like he has any loving clue. Literally everything CIG does is done the wrong way and they're working backwards. There is not a single serious studio in the world that would be redoing art assets 3, 4, or 5 times in alpha while still nailing down documents and missing effectively every core feature. Since Chris does not know modern coding, or design, or how to lead all he does is focus on fidelity but no matter how many polygons you try and fill that gameplay hole with it won't be enough. But please continue to pledge often and in large amounts, I don't want the show to end.
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Atreiden posted:Man I love that a year after launching their so called Alpha, all CIG have managed to add is a couple of ships, the ability to buy pants and one new space-station. The Alpha still doesn't even have one star system and they haven't been able to do monthly patches as they said they would at the start of the year. Well, you see with all the background work on pipelines, items 2.0, persistence, and everything else content should start coming out much faster. Any day now. Yup, any day.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Still no response from CIG on how much they're going to offer, which Ray said they would do yesterday. The date he gave was just an estimation and not a promise. CIG was just being overly optimistic about their ability to do basic math in your account and you need to be more patient. Refund locust.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:So have they officially failed their 2.6 deadline yet? They can't fail a deadline when all they have to do is update the fake schedule before release. Then when they do release it will be right on time and just when the schedule said it would be.
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Crytek has made their own bad decisions, like trying to create games in cryengine. I also love the idea that big boy studios or publishers will buy it. lovely company with lovely engine going out of business because no one is buying their lovely product but yeah, I'm sure Activision or Bethesda is just waiting to pounce on the buyout.
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Also, I'm pretty sure Cymelion has a legit learning disability. Guy does not understand any aspect of any subject.
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It's like CIG takes "there's always more, and it's always worse" as some sort of challenge.
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Sappo569 posted:Further how the gently caress did they break 2.5 by releasing a patch to a completely separate instance ? :cig:
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D_Smart posted:
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TheAgent posted:hello, some of this is prob rehashed Oh Santa, you're early!
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Sindai posted:I hope they hold it together long enough to release 3.0 in some form, because after this I can't even imagine what those patch notes are going to be like. 3 pages of doors being fixed and tweaks to missiles.
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The caterpillar door thing is hilarious. Years of battle between CIG and doors have led us here.
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