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In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire. It is loving shameful that this hasn't been posted on page 400 already.
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Has anyone said "Star Citizen: Tickle-down Economics" yet?
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He's right, it won't be a competition, because it will be an actual game to play.
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Hav posted:I'm a backer. It goes with the territory. There is no release, only the laughter of tickling stars.
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Sarsapariller posted:Wait until you see backers trying to extract their refunds from the Queen, when this is over. Sorry, but I'm pretty sure they'll have to try and extract them from the King when this is over, because there is no way they'll get this shitshow shoveled out the door before Charles takes the throne.
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Who could have guessed that Squadron 42: Chapter 11 would happen before Chapter 1?
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Ponzi posted:After reading about the loan thing, I was looking at the filing history for F42, and I came across something I don't understand: That after $150 million in pledges, they still have a negative cash flow?
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tuo posted:So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?  B'tak going to zero health just from a stern look
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Experimental Skin posted:Star Citizen: No That Is Pretty Clearly A Dick Star Citizen: A dragon biting he own dick, a Bad Dragon
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All I can think of after that embarrassing showing is this:
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That pioneer looks an awful lot like a homeworld 2 ship. Great going, Shitizen Tane, you archered another IP and sold it for 20 times the price of the original fully functional game!
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Sabreseven posted:POTUS : "The country owes Dickwolf a debt, we wouldn't have gotten this far without him popping his chappy out, taking a bathroom mirror selfie and posting the image to a married woman who had no interest in him at all, well done" *affix medal* If you’ve pledged enough, they’ll let you do whatever you want. You can show them your micropenis.
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CrazyTolradi posted:Whatever happened to Humility, the backer who was literally putting his farm on the line because he kept putting money into SC to feel special? Farmers apparently have the highest suicide rate per capita in the US.
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It saddens me that we'll never see Crobberts testify in court. Fucker's going to become the Dork Lord of the Fifth the instant he gets on the stand.
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Morningwoodpecker posted:Best freelancer mod was open1.1 skip the campaign and all the terrible cutscenes. TIE Universe, my friend.
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TheAgent posted:I'm in LA and haven't seen what an actual unbleached normal persons rear end in a top hat looks like since high school A SurfaceDetail parachute will be along momentarily.
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BluesShaman posted:...the gently caress?  perhaps. KCD is janky as gently caress.
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:The target demographic are gamergaters, so it’s really not that surprising. I think his rant was that we/derek were in fact the gamergaters, because harassment.
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I was safely expecting croberts to have the worst con fuckup of 2018. Boy, is my face red.
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Agony Aunt posted:Someone want to summarize? Skinley is a goon parody account that pretends to be a disabled veteran who loves star citizen but doesn’t quite get this whole newfangled internet thing. Derek thought he was a real shitizen and did this big rant about how he’s a fake veteran, stolen valor, citizens are so dumb like this racist idiot, etc. The goon himself was trying to explain to Derek in this thread, but Derek had blocked him, so he kept digging the hole deeper. This is where we got “Uncle Derek, nooooo” from.
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G0RF posted:The Red Bull advertorial and Rexzilla puffpiece are just the first $teps in a new brand recovery effort managed by whoever their latest Swofford is. G0RF! No! Bad! They’re not doing this for money. They’re doing this for a shitload of money!
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Beexoffel posted:I like how he implies Star Citizen is a black hole. Well, it is a crushing singularity of technical debt from which no game can escape.
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Grubby Hobo posted:I got to see actual introspection from Bluegobln before the thread ended. It's not great introspection, but it's definitely introspection. OK, thread, you can go to your rest happy now. Well done. Has he tried being more positive?
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