Star Citizen: Death of a Space Thread?

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Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Reality is dumbed down, says those who have the least contact with it.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2016 20:56

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 03:57

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Even the Warlord has Game Developper valour.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 22:16

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Hey! The Doomguy mark 2016 is cool and good. And completely neutral. For all you know, there is a well trimed pompadour under that helmet.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 00:59

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

I shouldn't be surprised, but this guy is just human filth.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 03:47

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

I'm watching The Thing, and it's less creepy than than that guy. Someone of your country call the police !

# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 05:04

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Colostomy Bag posted:

Random "Alien" trivia:

Ridley Scott's original vision was having an android called Lesnick, Director of Spaceships being the ship's science officer with a defective calorie counter. Test audiences felt the scene of him attempting to shove a German Wing Commander manual down Ripley's throat unbelievable. However, "gravy for blood" was retained for androids during the rework with Ash and the sequels.

Ben wouldn't fit in the cramped corridors of the Nostromo though.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 22:07

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

God bless America. I'm beginning to think you guys deserve Trump or something.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 13:03

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Yeah, it's still remains one of the best FPS I ever played. The guns were amazing too. Good job man!

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 14:58

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Hav posted:

I really don't recognise humanity any longer.

Also, get off my lawn.

Eh. I'm all for laughing at nerds being nerds, but people with actual mental illness (and usually little access to the help they need) tend not to be funny at all.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 19:00

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Does not read "Perils on the Stimperial frontier", no like, no subscribe, 0/10. :colbert:

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 16:05

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Shouldn't we call Derek "Captain Derek", considering he seems to helm an eternal whalehunt?

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 01:09

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

FlyingKipper posted:

I'm not sure how obtuse everyone is being in this thread but that counter looks like fancy designer stained concrete. It's probably just as clean as any other counter. People spend a lot of money to make their kitchens looks like tetanus riddled hellholes. I'm sure Sandi had something to do with it.

Yeah. You'd think otherwise the cupboard doors located just beneath wouldn't be that clean.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 07:41

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

*Click on link*
*Is greeted by half a dozen articles blaming SJW for everything wrong in vidéo game, plus a defense of Trump' policies*
:yikes:

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 00:48

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Mangoose posted:

Much like shitizens. If the proportions were reversed.

Oh, they are being screwed alright.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 17:02

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Samizdata posted:

Gosh, he ripped off Fallout! Who'da thunk it?

I mean, really, a CIG enthusiast helping themselves to copyright art assets?

And Star Wars! That's BB8's shape.

Or Ben's?

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 19:13

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

MilesK posted:

My cat brings me plush baby toys to kill several times a day. She's terrible at hunting though, couldn't even kill a rat.

Or she's concern trolling you hard. "You can kill at least this, right? Right?"

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 21:40

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

OTOH, Ben is probably your best best for being an immovible object to hide behind.

What's a MLM, by the way?

# ¿ May 4, 2017 17:11

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Actually from their descriptions, life in the 'verse sounds severely depressing. And not in a ye brutal Medieval tymes in wich a Manne strays never far from his grave way but more like a tedious and pedantic grey nightmare where you sort difficult forms into different furnaces

Well, as a last ditch effort, they could get the Wh40k licence and be the most fidelious experience of an average human in the Imperium of Man.

# ¿ May 8, 2017 15:37

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

There could also be that the guy is a professionnal and do not badmouth former employers until well the project has crashed and burned.

# ¿ May 25, 2017 11:18

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

DarkRefreshment posted:

"Oh it's cool guys, I am pretty sure I saw it foaming at the mouth on its way out of the birth canal. Probably had the worst kind of rabies. No need to thank me"

Tripling rabies every seconds? Wait... is dancey Cat safe ? :ohdear:

# ¿ May 26, 2017 10:57

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Virtual Captain posted:

S42's story revolves around parp. Hit me right in my grief cortex why don't you.

In the unlikely event of a release. Sign me up to work on the airhorn mod.

Because you think it won't revolve around Pusher? You sweet summer child.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 13:39

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Deathsquid posted:

Yeah, it had me quite confused too, even though I've been waiting for the sequel for ages. And now... It's a prequel? But it has some sort of cult of Pey'j? Because reasons? Is Ansel even directing this one?

At least they went proper potty mouth, this is how you know it's a dystopian future. Ah well, I'll still play it. Goddamn it, Ubisoft.

Ansel has been chained in the basement pumping Rabbids games for the last decade. Sorry you had to find out this way.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 12:20

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Tarquinn posted:

How can a thing die if it never lived?

Tis not dead which can eternally lie. Crobert can lie for ever. :colbert:

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 15:13

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

*might be delivered in the next months.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 01:35

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Mr.Tophat posted:

what the gently caress I thought that was a cardboard cutout of Sandi hahaha

You are not the only one. :stare:

# ¿ Jul 2, 2017 22:17

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Why was it even taken down, by the way?

# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 01:25

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Nellistos posted:

Missed opportunity Julying blogging on 6th instead of on 4th.

You mean the 14th of July I hope loyal citizen of the Stimpire?

# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 21:33

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

ZenMaster posted:

removed by user what is it?

Something magical.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 23:14

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

peter gabriel posted:

since WTFasouras's heyday

Wait, has something happened to our favourite con artist/shill/grabby hands user?

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 22:58

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Pull up thread, pull up!

# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 15:47

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Meridian posted:

Hello, Commandos! I know I said I was going to quit making GBS threads up the thread with my ~~pledge~~ recruitment drives, so this is going to be the last one. All future stream shilling will be limited to the Streaming Thread in the LP sub forum for the foreseeable future. That said, here's our current mission status:

Though several key members of Goon Crew's A squad have been winged, singed, concussed and scuffed, we haven't taken any major casualties since Kosumo's unfortunate death at the hands of a drunk, incompetent commander. Several of our rookie recruits have grown into fully fledged Goons and we're on the way to tackling our first big story mission, as it's very likely going to bite us in the rear end that we've put it off for so long.

With the campaign having gone relatively smooth so far, I sense misadventure and death in our immediate future, so if ever there was a time that Goon Crew needed support, it's now!

Pledge your loyalty and get a kickin' rad Goon Commando geared up to take the fight to the ~~Vanduul Advent Chilldankli~~ Stimpire.

I am ready to die ~~for~~ against the Stimpire. Enlist me as whatever first european you have.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 10:02

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

In One Ear posted:

Keep those boxes packed Ben, never know when the alarm will be given to cut and run

Lol if you think that Ben won't be left behind to cover the escape of his messiah. The man will go down with the building.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 13:24

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Viscous Soda posted:

I don't think so, everything about it's development has been ham-handed.

Close thread, we can't beat this.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 20:34

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

But you can only get 12 players in an instance before the game crashes.

Bunnyman seems to be doing alright with that. :stonk:

# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 11:30

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

ManofManyAliases posted:

I am a perfectly normal and sane individual who purchased 8k worth of digital media, sold off half to friends, and retained approx 3k of original investment so that I can have fun in the future, in spite of everything I've read or said in this thread for more than a year.

How much of that investment is either in game, or planned to be in game? (It does not even need to be in a near futur, just planned).

# ¿ Sep 7, 2017 20:21

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

D1E posted:

Pretty sure Beet Wagon is going to probate or try to ban me for saying this, but Derek is just as full of poo poo as Croberts, just in a different insane way.

You guys can pick on MoMA all you want for being a giant nerd who believes against all evidence to the contrary that Star Citizen will be the game he has always dreamed of, but honestly that describes Beer and most of us back in the early days of this shitshow.

MoMA and the other true believers are just sad, but Derek is utterly pathetic.

You probably missed the parts where everyone make fun of Derek as well, then.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 14:28

Iceclaw: Nov 4, 2009; Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Why all of those clowns smear their screen with useless crap like coloured sidebar or pointless data? Is it to look like actual "professional gamers"?

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 01:10