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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Colostomy Bag posted:

Well my friend, ALL of us can't wait to see your reaction when this poo poo-show collapses.

Derek wept for there were no more shills to dox.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

nawledgelambo posted:

What is with idiots being so easily conned, I just don't understand

A fool and his money are soon parped.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Bofast posted:

Ironically, Babylon 5 was made on a really low budget by talented people with good writing, sensible management and direction completely void of wavy hands™.
They were also breaking new ground (entirely CGI without physical ship models) because they had to keep costs down.
Oh, and they released products.

It's the opposite of Star Citizen :doh:

Also J. Michael Straczynski left a cult while Chris Roberts created one.

SPERMCUBE.ORG
Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...
There's something about this response to G0RF's infographic that's insanely funny to me:



It's like Moses climbs down from the mountain and discovers the Hebrews have all backed Star Citizen.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Lazrin posted:

the one thing i can't get straight around here is, do you get more of an autistic boner when cig decreases the scope, or when they increase the scope of 3.0?

but props to gorf on the infographic, it's well done, accurate and informative. too bad the biased commentary skews it rather than just being pure data.

How do you know if Chris Roberts is lying?
His arms are moving! :haw:

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

MedicineHut posted:

I'm sure this must have been posted here before no?



Socrates to Plato: "I called it in my Hekatombaion blog!"

SPERMCUBE.ORG
Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...
Guys CIG always intended to launch with zero systems I insist as I attempt to articulate the incalculable density of content that surely must follow.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

no_recall posted:

Wait, I thought this was a space game?

When you think about it space is just the absence of things and in that respect Star Citizen is extremely space.

SPERMCUBE.ORG
Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...
lmao the only thing that's disabled is the backers

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...
Well fellas it was a close shave but it looks like PC gaming is saved hail Stimperor.

AlbieQuirky posted:

I don't have archives, but Googling "Danish submarine Something Awful" brings up an archived thread early in the results.

He's not a goon but a goon did help him build the murder sub.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

hey hi hello, I'm an aspiring vaporware space sim enthusiast from the gbs doobie thread and i've not been following this shitshow at all. can someone give a quick rundown what these clowns have been doing with >0.1 billion dollars for half a decade? how has there been so little progress? if you code that long, with so much funding, you gotta produce at least something, even if by accident, right?

Well they spent the first 4 years building a cult from the ground up. Only recently have they been able to properly perform rites. But now that the spiritual pipeline is in place we can all expect to achieve enlightenment in two weeks. Stop being so impatient, most religions take way longer to reach this level of sophistication.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Virtual Captain posted:

This? I'm a real archivist now!

I don't really understand archive development but from what I've picked up here and there you need to speculate about somebody's wang first.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...
When your game design bloats
Devs are mod'ling three coats
You're The Chairman
When your hair looks like stoats
And you're sailing on boats
It's crowdfunding
Goons will parp tarp-a-larp-a-larp, tarp-a-larp-a-larp
And you'll sing fidelity
Whales will say early-early days,early-early days
Dreaming in futility

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Ortwin's native soil.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I read that as "painfully employed."

In this stimconomy you take what you can get!

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

hot balls man no homo posted:

So what is left to sell that hasn't already been sold and requires no work to create? Naming rights to planets? Custom skin coupons?

CIG will once again do what no other game developer has: Sell Richard Garriott's blood.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

juggalo baby coffin posted:

what the hell does FUD stand for?

Fantastically Underwhelming Development

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Golli posted:

Looking at it from the perspective of how will CIG get more money-

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*Financial aid is not yet implemented.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

no_recall posted:

There is no simulation

Nice FUD goon
CIG is simulating game development.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

SCtrumpHaters posted:

Hes a famous permabanned poster

FUDstomper42

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

AP posted:

I don't understand why he bothers, it's crap he even thinks it's crap. Why force yourself through this, streaming anything else would have to be better.

Maybe once you've streamed Star Citizen nothing else will do. You know, like hunting man.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Tnuctip posted:

Indeed the forever war was an excellent book.

Star citizen: the forever development

Star Citizen: The Forever Store

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

AP posted:

Fyi the page number thing is even more dumb than the dumb cat tax thing.

Yes. It's not at all professional. :gary:

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Nebiros posted:

Posting from the past, just wanted to applaud this. How long until a Space Commando falling over detonates the Commando?

Edit: poo poo, didn't even notice it was a quote originally. Changing schedules for work is making me dumber than usual.

My goon valor... Stolen?! :negative:

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

BluesShaman posted:

I missed page


Getting psyched for page 6666.

Page 4444 is both nearer and more significant.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Bayonnefrog posted:

Thanks for the replies. I've already really enjoyed my first month following this thread. It's why I joined. The SC reddit wouldn't engage in anyone with a different opinion and flip out.. Everyone here seems to be more level headed and reasonable. Which was way different from what I had heard after playing Eve Online for years.

Welcome to the 'olar 'ystem commando!

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Tenzarin posted:

Why are people waiting for this game when the x series has been around for years and already has vr support, all with game play from the single ship to building a space empire?

Because Star Citizens are a collection of guerrilla advertisers, gray marketeers, and finally dipsticks who would rather live action role play as a guy who has a game to play than actually be a guy who has a game to play. They are sad dummies.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Trading in your spinlocks for morlocks.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

IcarusUpHigh posted:

Seems like the echo-chamber that is the SC subreddit have unanimously decided that Crytek can suck a big fat one and CIG are just too ambitious for ANYONE to understand ya know?

The real cry engine was the subreddit they made along the way. :qq:

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

kilus aof posted:

CIG is going to build a lawyer out of a garage door opener and some wood who will put forward this unbeatable legal argument: Moons.

CIG's twitter account is going to start question posting again only this time it's gonna be like, "What sort of legal defense are you most looking forward to in #StarCitizen?"

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Colostomy Bag posted:

CIG makes the Cleveland Browns look competent.

Uh this is slightly FUD

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Colostomy Bag posted:

CIG makes the Cleveland Browns look competent.

Now that I think about it, Star Citizen reminds me a lot of the post-move, pre-return Browns.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Which came first, Sandi's refusal to wear her wedding ring or Chris' preoccupation with fidelity?

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Beet Wagon posted:

Does a space toilet really exist if you can't log in and poop in it? :thunk:

LOL, log

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Hav posted:

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ElkNcCAhSU - This, but from the viewpoint of CiG. (The Richard Burton bit)

The chances of any game coming from Chris are a million to one, he blogged. But still, they fund.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

TheAgent posted:

lol

organized resistance

motherfucker please

This unwelcome intrusion of reality demands Organized Resistance.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

GWAR Citizen

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...


"Never in the field of game development was so little sold for so much to so many."

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

SoftNum posted:

Soooooo CIG is saving PC gaming by creating (yet another) first person shooter with a single player focus?

EDIT: Why aren't the more sane citizens angry about CIG wasting their money on big name actors for a single player FPS?

The "more sane" citizens are ritualistically ejected from the community in periodic purity hunts because Reddit is for corporate serfs.

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Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Scruffpuff posted:

My "Inner Voice" is telling me Chris Roberts is an inept autist.

Crobberts' inner voice, "He who can Archer a thing can sell a thing"

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