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Colostomy Bag posted:Well my friend, ALL of us can't wait to see your reaction when this poo poo-show collapses. Derek wept for there were no more shills to dox.
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 21:51 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 06:44 |
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nawledgelambo posted:What is with idiots being so easily conned, I just don't understand A fool and his money are soon parped.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 23:24 |
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Bofast posted:Ironically, Babylon 5 was made on a really low budget by talented people with good writing, sensible management and direction completely void of wavy hands™. Also J. Michael Straczynski left a cult while Chris Roberts created one.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 18:06 |
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There's something about this response to G0RF's infographic that's insanely funny to me: It's like Moses climbs down from the mountain and discovers the Hebrews have all backed Star Citizen.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 01:48 |
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Lazrin posted:the one thing i can't get straight around here is, do you get more of an autistic boner when cig decreases the scope, or when they increase the scope of 3.0? How do you know if Chris Roberts is lying? His arms are moving!
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 02:18 |
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MedicineHut posted:I'm sure this must have been posted here before no? Socrates to Plato: "I called it in my Hekatombaion blog!"
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 05:19 |
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Guys CIG always intended to launch with zero systems I insist as I attempt to articulate the incalculable density of content that surely must follow.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 14:09 |
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no_recall posted:Wait, I thought this was a space game? When you think about it space is just the absence of things and in that respect Star Citizen is extremely space.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 06:59 |
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lmao the only thing that's disabled is the backers
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 19:39 |
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Well fellas it was a close shave but it looks like PC gaming is saved hail Stimperor.AlbieQuirky posted:I don't have archives, but Googling "Danish submarine Something Awful" brings up an archived thread early in the results. He's not a goon but a goon did help him build the murder sub.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 05:33 |
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:hey hi hello, I'm an aspiring vaporware space sim enthusiast from the gbs doobie thread and i've not been following this shitshow at all. can someone give a quick rundown what these clowns have been doing with >0.1 billion dollars for half a decade? how has there been so little progress? if you code that long, with so much funding, you gotta produce at least something, even if by accident, right? Well they spent the first 4 years building a cult from the ground up. Only recently have they been able to properly perform rites. But now that the spiritual pipeline is in place we can all expect to achieve enlightenment in two weeks. Stop being so impatient, most religions take way longer to reach this level of sophistication.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 18:29 |
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Virtual Captain posted:This? I'm a real archivist now! I don't really understand archive development but from what I've picked up here and there you need to speculate about somebody's wang first.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2017 19:17 |
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When your game design bloats Devs are mod'ling three coats You're The Chairman When your hair looks like stoats And you're sailing on boats It's crowdfunding Goons will parp tarp-a-larp-a-larp, tarp-a-larp-a-larp And you'll sing fidelity Whales will say early-early days,early-early days Dreaming in futility
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2017 19:46 |
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Ortwin's native soil.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 19:08 |
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I read that as "painfully employed." In this stimconomy you take what you can get!
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2017 20:35 |
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hot balls man no homo posted:So what is left to sell that hasn't already been sold and requires no work to create? Naming rights to planets? Custom skin coupons? CIG will once again do what no other game developer has: Sell Richard Garriott's blood.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2017 23:37 |
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juggalo baby coffin posted:what the hell does FUD stand for? Fantastically Underwhelming Development
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2017 02:24 |
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Golli posted:Looking at it from the perspective of how will CIG get more money- Congratulations on your recent Failure to comply with UEE zoning regulation may result in a space lien being place on your property. *Financial aid is not yet implemented.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2017 04:14 |
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no_recall posted:There is no simulation Nice FUD goon CIG is simulating game development.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 09:26 |
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SCtrumpHaters posted:Hes a famous permabanned poster FUDstomper42
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 20:32 |
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AP posted:I don't understand why he bothers, it's crap he even thinks it's crap. Why force yourself through this, streaming anything else would have to be better. Maybe once you've streamed Star Citizen nothing else will do. You know, like hunting man.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 23:13 |
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Tnuctip posted:Indeed the forever war was an excellent book. Star Citizen: The Forever Store
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2017 19:42 |
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AP posted:Fyi the page number thing is even more dumb than the dumb cat tax thing. Yes. It's not at all professional.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 22:47 |
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Nebiros posted:Posting from the past, just wanted to applaud this. How long until a Space Commando falling over detonates the Commando? My goon valor... Stolen?!
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 23:54 |
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BluesShaman posted:I missed page Page 4444 is both nearer and more significant.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2017 00:54 |
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Bayonnefrog posted:Thanks for the replies. I've already really enjoyed my first month following this thread. It's why I joined. The SC reddit wouldn't engage in anyone with a different opinion and flip out.. Everyone here seems to be more level headed and reasonable. Which was way different from what I had heard after playing Eve Online for years. Welcome to the 'olar 'ystem commando!
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2017 21:23 |
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Tenzarin posted:Why are people waiting for this game when the x series has been around for years and already has vr support, all with game play from the single ship to building a space empire? Because Star Citizens are a collection of guerrilla advertisers, gray marketeers, and finally dipsticks who would rather live action role play as a guy who has a game to play than actually be a guy who has a game to play. They are sad dummies.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2017 05:44 |
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Trading in your spinlocks for morlocks.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2017 05:14 |
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IcarusUpHigh posted:Seems like the echo-chamber that is the SC subreddit have unanimously decided that Crytek can suck a big fat one and CIG are just too ambitious for ANYONE to understand ya know? The real cry engine was the subreddit they made along the way.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 10:48 |
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kilus aof posted:CIG is going to build a lawyer out of a garage door opener and some wood who will put forward this unbeatable legal argument: Moons. CIG's twitter account is going to start question posting again only this time it's gonna be like, "What sort of legal defense are you most looking forward to in #StarCitizen?"
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 15:35 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:CIG makes the Cleveland Browns look competent. Uh this is slightly FUD
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 16:39 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:CIG makes the Cleveland Browns look competent. Now that I think about it, Star Citizen reminds me a lot of the post-move, pre-return Browns.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 17:02 |
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Which came first, Sandi's refusal to wear her wedding ring or Chris' preoccupation with fidelity?
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 17:47 |
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Beet Wagon posted:Does a space toilet really exist if you can't log in and poop in it? LOL, log
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2017 23:29 |
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Hav posted:Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ElkNcCAhSU - This, but from the viewpoint of CiG. (The Richard Burton bit) The chances of any game coming from Chris are a million to one, he blogged. But still, they fund.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2017 23:34 |
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TheAgent posted:lol This unwelcome intrusion of reality demands Organized Resistance.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 09:30 |
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GWAR Citizen
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 09:31 |
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"Never in the field of game development was so little sold for so much to so many."
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 00:43 |
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SoftNum posted:Soooooo CIG is saving PC gaming by creating (yet another) first person shooter with a single player focus? The "more sane" citizens are ritualistically ejected from the community in periodic purity hunts because Reddit is for corporate serfs.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 21:07 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 06:44 |
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Scruffpuff posted:My "Inner Voice" is telling me Chris Roberts is an inept autist. Crobberts' inner voice, "He who can Archer a thing can sell a thing"
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 21:15 |