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So.. when does the spam shitposting begin to get this thread to 6666 as fast as possible? Are we gonna be spamming the stimperial text repeatedly or are we gonna do something classy like the atv transcripts over and over?
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 19:00 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 22:47 |
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Hav posted:Yes, yes it was. But the first game broke a hell of a long dry spell for sci-fi RPGs, and the second one hit all the notes for a wide and magnificant space opera that didn't make a lick of sense, and I loved it. Dragon age 2 was absolutely fantastic. The only lovely thing about it was the constant re-use of the same loving caves and map areas. Beyond that the story was incredible.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 01:27 |
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The sickening and heart breaking truths of the stimpire need to be sent to them since they host the beat sc fiction.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 01:32 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Do you think Ben cries himself to sleep every night? They taste like diabetes.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 16:37 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:My favorite part is that the most effective way to kill someone wearing advanced hard-plate armor is to hit them with the stock of your rifle. On a very serious note... what in the gently caress is with that armor? It looks like absolute poo poo. It's impractical to say the least. I can't even come up with the correct terms to explain how stupid Croberts designs are.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 16:40 |
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trucutru posted:Croberts played the first dead space and didn't realize that your suit of armour was supposed to be a clunky piece of poo poo. I liked the look of armor in dead space though.. Croberts armor just looks like poo poo tacked onto poo poo for the hell of it.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 18:45 |
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alf_pogs posted:we're beyond that and hitting the Mental Illness Event Horizon Which one is Weir?
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 07:58 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Huh. I just realized she hasn't blocked me from there yet. Plus she apparently has an 80% response rate. I should say hi. Do it. For the beer god
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 08:00 |
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TheAgent posted:how can anyone hate pizza If he actually hates pizza I think I'm gonna buy into SC.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 02:59 |
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D_Smart posted:LOL!! It's one of those urban legends. I don't think I said that I don't *like* pizza. I'm just not a *fan*. Big difference. But leave it those Goons to go off a cliff with everything That's it. I'm buying into sc.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 03:03 |
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Atheist Sunglasses posted:if you put pineapple on a pizza you belong to the brown sea Take it back. I swear I'll start cooking steaks well done for real if you don't.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 08:34 |
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Fat Shat Sings posted:I can come up with some speculation that sounds realistic It's ok. All of the backers are on the spectrum.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 01:57 |
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TheLightPurges posted:Derek Smart hacked my manuscipt and replaced every instance of the word Rape with "Get a refund". My novel is now 50 pages longer as a result. Jesus that's a long fanfic about ra... Nevermind, it's about average.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 04:11 |
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MeLKoR posted:"I don't read a lot but when I do it's Animorphs." Don't even joke about that. With the way stupidity is on the rise it could drat well happen and be the reason he gets that award. 'Nobel Peace prize for... Reading animorphs!'
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 04:17 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:I didn't say it wasn't going live this year. I said it won't be ready by Friday. My faith is not shaken by a video game. Why do you keep faith in Chris Roberts? I mean, the only good game he has his name on is Freelancer and that had to be salvaged by Microsoft of all lovely companies at the time. And it was good IN SPITE of him. He's a literal Manthumb with no cognizant understanding of how to make a good game. Or a game at all rather.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 00:17 |
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Strawman posted:figurative manthumb, checkmate goonie You should check the dictionary. Literal and figurative are the same thing now. Check mate. I don't know that smiley code, goon.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 00:24 |
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Hey MoMA, I bet you 10 bucks that SC turns out to be this generations Hellgate: London IF it actually comes out.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 03:57 |
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Zzr posted:Too bad that the admin here endorse the doxx if you find it funny. You should send pm to FactsAreUseless to change this rule. Also stop with your everyday posts of antisemitism, your hate of jews is not funny and as bad as doxxing. Reverse everything you just said and your post is almost funny.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 03:58 |
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Erris is a moron. '3.0 is done. 2.6 is still being worked on though but yeah 3.0 is pretty much done.'
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 19:40 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:I'm clouds. Derek is windmills. Get that right. I can't be arsed to go through your post history. Did you accept the bet I made?
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 19:55 |
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Why you all gotta dog pile The Derek like that? Mr. Smart is a busy man and needs time to air out his new information before whipping it at people while it's still wet. Do you know how dangerous that is? I saw a kid get whipped with a wet info once in middle school and it slashed his back open (actual true story). So let it dry off first and stop berating him for being the warlord.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 21:20 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:What bet? Contrary to belief (or not), I don't actually read every single thing that gets posted here. The bet was: I bet you that IF Squadron 42 or SC actually release they will be this generations Hellgate: London.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 03:10 |
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D_Smart posted:Probably because.... I'm Smarticus!
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 04:56 |
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trucutru posted:Counterpoint: Raisins are good. Raisins are awful and not natural.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 06:11 |
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That was unexpected and really drat good. I laughed far harder than I have in a long time.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 06:17 |
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trucutru posted:I bet that, when you were a kid, someone gave you raisins on Halloween and you're still pissed. No. I just loving hate raisins. They are disgusting and terrible. Clearly a creation of Croberts If there's anything he... wait Star Citizen is basically a raisin of what it was supposed to be. I get it now.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 07:09 |
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ArfJason posted:Hey guys, reminder that i got doxxed by the chillotopia that is the star citizen megathread because i pointed out its not normal to spend months carefully and obsessively following people online to laugh at their family, posting graphs because the number is funnier than the other numvber or doxxing people, which has happened before in this thread by an ex mod. I hope you all realize how insane this is. How did you get doxxed? I tried hard to get people to doxx me and no one did. You should doxx me next. Dooooooo eeeeet! I demand to be doxx ed privatly.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 04:21 |
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Don't doxx me. Unless you want to. That's your choice. But it's bad. ArfJason is bad. Don't be like him.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 04:24 |
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ArfJason posted:A) Im not fyad I never doxxed, toxxed , or death threatened you good FYAD friend. I find your posting to be quite on par with most citizens. I think you are a true believer in the faith of Chris Bobberts Scam Shitizens. I'm going to.. pump, you! Up! Or something.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 22:38 |
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XK posted:All throughout my childhood, my mom always claimed I liked meatloaf. Even today she'll say I used to like it. I've always hated meatloaf. It completely baffles me. Yeah.. I love yellow cake with vanilla frosting, that's the only thing I've ever requested when my grandmother used to bake me cakes still. Never once got one. Every year, a week before my birthday she would call and ask what I wanted. I'd tell her: yellow cake and vanilla frosting. Then she'd come down for my birthday with a chocolate cake with chocolate frosting. 'This is what you told me!' She would always get upset because someone would say something, usually not me. To this day she swears I told her I wanted chocolate/chocolate ever single year.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2016 23:44 |
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Beet Wagon posted:holy poo poo of COURSE they Archered it. Archer gate returns! Oh man, I wish Ryan archer had an SA account. I want his story.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 00:20 |
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The Titanic posted:You could write it for him, and then just let him put his name in the credits. Holy poo poo that's a good idea.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 00:25 |
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'So here I was, right? Sitting in this lovely little pub. I was half drunk at this point and doodling on a napkin. I think I made a spaceship... or maybe it was a penis? I don't really remember... At any rate, sitting there. Minding my own drinkusiness. This thumb head guy walks by me and notices my doodle and he starts flailing his hands around. 'That's amazing! I had a dream about a ship that looked just like that! Would you like a job as an artist?' And so began my career. (Copyright Ryan Archer, do not steal, copyright grimcreaper) (do not Ryan Archer in any way shape or form unless you are Derek Smart, Internet Warlord.) The Titanic posted:You could write it for him, and then just let him put his name in the credits.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 06:23 |
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That video is how I wanted my 4 year old self to be in 1989. It's not how it was though.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 07:11 |
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Raskolnikov posted:So I am making a volcano lair. I love what the game has so far. Can't wait for more content.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 08:18 |
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Phi230 posted:WWZ zombies ARE slow zomb- Take that back. It was excellent.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2016 00:22 |
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God loving damnit. Why did that rear end in a top hat get a look at it? I was really looking good forward to seeing how it's EA went but Mr lethality just spoiled it for me.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2016 00:24 |
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Wait.. am I reading this right? They really switched engines
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 01:00 |
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Breetai posted:Doxxing was Christmas Eve. Today after the traditional death threats I decided to give her a nice card to go with the present I brought (note the completed pavlova, ready for decoration with cream and berries!) You know... as someone who knows the 4th Stimpire stuff, I would find that pretty funny to get.. you know, Mr. Smart, I think you missed a golden opportunity to mail out 4th Stimpire greeting cards to everyone this year.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2016 01:05 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 22:47 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:He should have spent a few minutes to calculate what the delta was between missing seats. I'd prefer it if he figured out the delta pertaining to how many seats he takes up on a plane.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2016 01:21 |