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grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

So.. when does the spam shitposting begin to get this thread to 6666 as fast as possible? Are we gonna be spamming the stimperial text repeatedly or are we gonna do something classy like the atv transcripts over and over?

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grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Hav posted:

Yes, yes it was. But the first game broke a hell of a long dry spell for sci-fi RPGs, and the second one hit all the notes for a wide and magnificant space opera that didn't make a lick of sense, and I loved it.

ME3 has been sulking at me from a bullshit encounter with three of the Blue banshee bitches and a horror of the ending. It's close to Dragon Age 2 levels of disappointment.


You can get it OTC without paying the prescription.

Dragon age 2 was absolutely fantastic. The only lovely thing about it was the constant re-use of the same loving caves and map areas. Beyond that the story was incredible.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012


The sickening and heart breaking truths of the stimpire need to be sent to them since they host the beat sc fiction.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Do you think Ben cries himself to sleep every night?

What do the tears taste like?

They taste like diabetes.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

My favorite part is that the most effective way to kill someone wearing advanced hard-plate armor is to hit them with the stock of your rifle.


Plebian Armor Vulnerable to Butt Stroking


Super Advanced Armor with Revolutionary Anti-Butt Stroke Technology

On a very serious note... what in the gently caress is with that armor? It looks like absolute poo poo. It's impractical to say the least. I can't even come up with the correct terms to explain how stupid Croberts designs are.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

trucutru posted:

Croberts played the first dead space and didn't realize that your suit of armour was supposed to be a clunky piece of poo poo.

I liked the look of armor in dead space though.. Croberts armor just looks like poo poo tacked onto poo poo for the hell of it.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

alf_pogs posted:

we're beyond that and hitting the Mental Illness Event Horizon

Which one is Weir?

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Huh. I just realized she hasn't blocked me from there yet. Plus she apparently has an 80% response rate. I should say hi.

Do it. For the beer god

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

TheAgent posted:

how can anyone hate pizza

what the gently caress is wrong with you derek

If he actually hates pizza I think I'm gonna buy into SC.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

D_Smart posted:

LOL!! It's one of those urban legends. I don't think I said that I don't *like* pizza. I'm just not a *fan*. Big difference. But leave it those Goons to go off a cliff with everything :grin:

That's it. I'm buying into sc.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Atheist Sunglasses posted:

if you put pineapple on a pizza you belong to the brown sea

Take it back. I swear I'll start cooking steaks well done for real if you don't.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Fat Shat Sings posted:

I can come up with some speculation that sounds realistic

CRobberts: How's the errr Model look?
Artist: Right here.
CRobberts: What are these things on the front?
Artist: Big guns? They've been in since the concept.
CRobberts: This is theuhhhh hauling ship! It will need escorts! It's like a ahhh a semi truck needing jeeps and tanks to guard it! It can't have artillery!
Artist: What is....I mean.....where did this come from....
CRobberts: You don't see Semi trucks with big errrr tank barrels all over them! It needs to be lightly ahhhh armed!
Artist: I mean there is nothing that says that....We have thousands of dev hours on making these things guns
CRobberts: Why wasn't I uhhhh told
Artist: You were at the imaginarium the last six months.
CRobberts: Just make them.....uhhh....parking sensors or something.
Artist: It's almost like you have some need to focus on pointless minutiae and the "roles" everything is supposed to play that you are forcing us to turn this ship with a clear concept and work already done on it into some kind of weird future vision only you have of a space tractor trailer for situations you have imagined. You are like an autistic child screeching and smashing your face into a wall because another kid put a gun in one of your GI Joe's hands and they are supposed to be off duty during the hours of 0500-0900.
CRobberts: Get to work on those parking sensors, I'll get the programmers to make the parking mechanics. You see how hard it is to park tractor trailers in real life?
Artist: I just figured it out, you are airplane autistic instead of train autistic

It's ok. All of the backers are on the spectrum.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

TheLightPurges posted:

Derek Smart hacked my manuscipt and replaced every instance of the word Rape with "Get a refund". My novel is now 50 pages longer as a result.

Jesus that's a long fanfic about ra... Nevermind, it's about average.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

MeLKoR posted:

"I don't read a lot but when I do it's Animorphs."

- Nobel Literature Prize 2026

Don't even joke about that. With the way stupidity is on the rise it could drat well happen and be the reason he gets that award.

'Nobel Peace prize for... Reading animorphs!'

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

ManofManyAliases posted:

I didn't say it wasn't going live this year. I said it won't be ready by Friday. My faith is not shaken by a video game.

Why do you keep faith in Chris Roberts?

I mean, the only good game he has his name on is Freelancer and that had to be salvaged by Microsoft of all lovely companies at the time. And it was good IN SPITE of him. He's a literal Manthumb with no cognizant understanding of how to make a good game. Or a game at all rather.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Strawman posted:

figurative manthumb, checkmate goonie :smug:

You should check the dictionary. Literal and figurative are the same thing now. Check mate. I don't know that smiley code, goon.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Hey MoMA, I bet you 10 bucks that SC turns out to be this generations Hellgate: London IF it actually comes out.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Zzr posted:

Too bad that the admin here endorse the doxx if you find it funny. You should send pm to FactsAreUseless to change this rule. Also stop with your everyday posts of antisemitism, your hate of jews is not funny and as bad as doxxing.

Reverse everything you just said and your post is almost funny.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012


Erris is a moron.

'3.0 is done. 2.6 is still being worked on though but yeah 3.0 is pretty much done.'

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

ManofManyAliases posted:

I'm clouds. Derek is windmills. Get that right.

I can't be arsed to go through your post history. Did you accept the bet I made?

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Why you all gotta dog pile The Derek like that? Mr. Smart is a busy man and needs time to air out his new information before whipping it at people while it's still wet. Do you know how dangerous that is? I saw a kid get whipped with a wet info once in middle school and it slashed his back open (actual true story). So let it dry off first and stop berating him for being the warlord.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

ManofManyAliases posted:

What bet? Contrary to belief (or not), I don't actually read every single thing that gets posted here.

The bet was:

I bet you :10bux: that IF Squadron 42 or SC actually release they will be this generations Hellgate: London.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

D_Smart posted:

Probably because....:grin:

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/809533111553892352


Busted :vince:

Shitizens still don't get how my plan works; even though I tend to use my social media posts as cited links in my blogs and statements. It's uncanny to me that people can be so dumb as to ignore the obvious. Kinda like my Quora response to Star Citizen (over 1300 views to date) which has them in knots over on /r/ds because somehow they can't reconcile why I would even respond, let alone in the manner that I did. Because somehow, they are of the opinion that I want to turn people away from the project, watch it burn etc, this despite the fact that since it's pure and utter shite, my sole purpose is to have people try it for themselves, see that I'm right, then either run far away, or tell their friends to get a refund or run away. And those who do try and like it enough to spend money on it, will be part of the rage machine down the road when the collapse comes.

They're clueless.


That's what some of these Shitizen clowns don't get. NONE of us are out to hurt anyone. I don't know about about other leakers, by my sole purpose, since day one, has always been about accountability. Which is why my target remains the project and those heading it. Like anyone is going to risk ruining someone's job and/or livelihood just to score points and lols against some inconsequential rear end-clowns on the Internet. At the end of the day, if CIG sees something that's false, the onus is on them to take the necessary action and prove it to be false. It really is that simple. It's not like they can't afford the legal bills.


:grin: They won't care, everyone is my alt.

I'm Smarticus!

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

trucutru posted:

Counterpoint: Raisins are good.

Raisins are awful and not natural.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012


That was unexpected and really drat good. I laughed far harder than I have in a long time.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

trucutru posted:

I bet that, when you were a kid, someone gave you raisins on Halloween and you're still pissed.

No. I just loving hate raisins. They are disgusting and terrible. Clearly a creation of Croberts If there's anything he... wait

Star Citizen is basically a raisin of what it was supposed to be. I get it now.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

ArfJason posted:

Hey guys, reminder that i got doxxed by the chillotopia that is the star citizen megathread because i pointed out its not normal to spend months carefully and obsessively following people online to laugh at their family, posting graphs because the number is funnier than the other numvber or doxxing people, which has happened before in this thread by an ex mod. I hope you all realize how insane this is.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

How did you get doxxed? I tried hard to get people to doxx me and no one did. You should doxx me next. Dooooooo eeeeet! I demand to be doxx ed privatly.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Don't doxx me. Unless you want to. That's your choice. But it's bad. ArfJason is bad. Don't be like him.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

ArfJason posted:

A) Im not fyad
B) yeah im sure to get boundless fame for trying to better the people in the star citizen mock doxx zone thread in somethingawful
C) this isnt a laughing matter. I got doxxed and sent death threats, and you people had your ex mod doxx people and you all encouraged him. Somehow hes still allowed to post while i get probated for calling you all out on how obsessive and creepy it is to spend months tracking peoples post histories on reddit and remembering their names off of sheer routine.
Please stop doxxing, sending death threats, jacking off to space ships drawn as humans (seriously?), and stalking people online.

I never doxxed, toxxed , or death threatened you good FYAD friend. I find your posting to be quite on par with most citizens. I think you are a true believer in the faith of Chris Bobberts Scam Shitizens. I'm going to.. pump, you! Up! Or something.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

XK posted:

All throughout my childhood, my mom always claimed I liked meatloaf. Even today she'll say I used to like it. I've always hated meatloaf. It completely baffles me.

Yeah.. I love yellow cake with vanilla frosting, that's the only thing I've ever requested when my grandmother used to bake me cakes still.

Never once got one. Every year, a week before my birthday she would call and ask what I wanted. I'd tell her: yellow cake and vanilla frosting.

Then she'd come down for my birthday with a chocolate cake with chocolate frosting. 'This is what you told me!' She would always get upset because someone would say something, usually not me.


To this day she swears I told her I wanted chocolate/chocolate ever single year.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Beet Wagon posted:

holy poo poo of COURSE they Archered it.

NO NO NO GUYS IT'S PARODY THOUGH :v:

Archer gate returns! Oh man, I wish Ryan archer had an SA account. I want his story.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

The Titanic posted:

You could write it for him, and then just let him put his name in the credits.

Holy poo poo that's a good idea.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

'So here I was, right? Sitting in this lovely little pub. I was half drunk at this point and doodling on a napkin. I think I made a spaceship... or maybe it was a penis? I don't really remember... At any rate, sitting there. Minding my own drinkusiness.

This thumb head guy walks by me and notices my doodle and he starts flailing his hands around. 'That's amazing! I had a dream about a ship that looked just like that! Would you like a job as an artist?'

And so began my career. (Copyright Ryan Archer, do not steal, copyright grimcreaper) (do not Ryan Archer in any way shape or form unless you are Derek Smart, Internet Warlord.)

The Titanic posted:

You could write it for him, and then just let him put his name in the credits.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012


That video is how I wanted my 4 year old self to be in 1989. It's not how it was though.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Raskolnikov posted:

So I am making a volcano lair. :wotwot:



I love what the game has so far. Can't wait for more content.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Phi230 posted:

WWZ zombies ARE slow zomb-

Oh you watched that poo poo movie

Take that back. It was excellent.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012


God loving damnit. Why did that rear end in a top hat get a look at it? I was really looking good forward to seeing how it's EA went but Mr lethality just spoiled it for me.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Wait.. am I reading this right? They really switched engines

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Breetai posted:

Doxxing was Christmas Eve. Today after the traditional death threats I decided to give her a nice card to go with the present I brought (note the completed pavlova, ready for decoration with cream and berries!)



They say that the best messages are the heartfelt ones.



I love my mum, and especially love catching up with her and letting her know what's going on in my life; I know she really appreciates it.



You know... as someone who knows the 4th Stimpire stuff, I would find that pretty funny to get.. you know, Mr. Smart, I think you missed a golden opportunity to mail out 4th Stimpire greeting cards to everyone this year.

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grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Colostomy Bag posted:

He should have spent a few minutes to calculate what the delta was between missing seats.

I'd prefer it if he figured out the delta pertaining to how many seats he takes up on a plane.

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