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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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TheAgent posted:

btw top execs are going to pay themselves out over $1m in bonuses this xmas

happy holidays

By "top execs" do you mean Chris Robber, his brother, his wife, and assorted asskissers?

:drat:

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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The Rabbi T. White posted:

David Farrier is our lil' country's current favourite son due to Tickled.

Fantastic movie, but I'm all about Dylan.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Amarcarts posted:

Just imagine that one day there might be a Star Citizen museum with choice framed GIF's and JPEGs and terminals where people can browse these threads.

What other sorts of displays would be good for this museum?

Here are some ideas:
-Life size replica of pallets of $100 bills showing how much money was spent on the game
-Wax statues of some of the Key players in classic poses (Ben on the Couch, Chris at the computer playing)
-Derek's original blog post, The fourth stimpire text, and Chris's reply to the escapists all printed on parchment papers in climate controlled cases like where they keep the declaration of independence
-Bathrooms will be designed to be like on the ships
-A coin operated golf cart ride

A display on the evolution of Chris's toupées
A feather pit

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Pope Corky the IX posted:

Do you think Ben cries himself to sleep every night?

What do the tears taste like?

Cheesecake and "ironic" pedophilia.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

What the gently caress is this poo poo



I mean,


:sterv:

and that was like $70 million ago

I guess Space AV Tech is a step above Space Janitor, but not so much.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Maybe he broke his wrist

This still makes me :argh:. I have a one-person business, and when I had a health issue in the middle of a project, I hired someone else to sub for me. Which is what Chris Robbers should have done with his millions, hire someone (or someones) to sub for broken-wrist dude.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Spermanent Record posted:

Evocati

Evocatus (plural Evocati) was the Latin term for a soldier in the Roman army who had served out his time and obtained a discharge (missio) but had voluntarily enlisted again at the invitation of the consul or other commander.

So, sucker who makes questionable decisions "at the invitation of" a possibly corrupt and/or incompetent older dude? Good call there.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Tokamak posted:

Totally not butthurt about /r/starcitizen_leaks.
They are simply relaxing the rules due to open development.

"im not butthurt! im not butthurt!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrivel and transform into a jar of hemorrhoid ointment

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Video games should be like real life, where nobody you work with ever mentions their same-sex spouse or partner, and lady soldiers wear layered bustiers because that is a super practical outfit for fighting.

Also, maybe Derek isn't a pizza fan because he can't eat wheat or cheese? Gluten-free pizza is just not that good, and neither is pizza with vegan cheese substitutes. (There is a place here that advertises gluten-free, dairy-free pizza, and my assumption is that it's some kind of CIA torture cell.)

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

did you notice the loving watch? Isn't that the same croberts has?


Nvm the guy who actually had to spend time on it.

Space Popeye!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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POOL IS CLOSED posted:

The paychecks start coming late. They start bouncing. Excuses are made about the payroll company and the bank making errors. People go a month or more without being paid. One day, they show up to work and the building is locked.

Um, speaking of which...

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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I was going to ask, "Why doesn't this dude learn to drive and get a goddamn job?" but I should have known the answer. :smithicide:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
When is the best drat livestream ever since it was a little girl scheduled to start?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Xaerael posted:

Further inspection, it's a YSL bag that's no where to be found on the internet. So it's probably an ultra limited run store only thing, so yeah, four figures.

It looks like a variant on the Y Mail line, which was affordable by St. Laurent standards, so maybe $950 - $1200 new? The line was big in 2008-2010, so Sandi might have gotten it second-hand, who knows.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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The MSRP was $1,295. Sandi's slumming it!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Sandi is low key, for her. Dress looks like a Yisgal Azrouel from a couple of years ago, maybe $800. If the necklace is Roberto Coin, it's around $1200, but if it's something else in a similar style, maybe $500. Rings are likely not too crazy, maybe $300 per. The watch I couldn't guess. Not a watch person.

So with the $1200 bag, again from a few years ago, she's certainly wearing a few months' rent for most people, but the backers will never know.

I am starting to wonder if she buys stuff used. She is certainly short and slender enough to have her pick at fancy consignment stores (always easier to take things in or hem them shorter, not easy to let them out or take the hems down).

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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I.N.R.I posted:

You should do some soul searching

I.N.R.I, I took your post to heart and did do some soul-searching, and realized that the reason I do terrible, terrible things like look at a picture of a lady and take two minutes to add up the estimated retail value of her clothes and jewelry in response to someone's question about that is because

MY PARENTS ARE DEAD

So, I.N.R.I, will you adopt me? I promise I will call you every single day.

Help me, I.N.R.I, you're my only hope

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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I cannot get over that drill sergeant's hat. It's like it was designed by someone who had never seen a hat before, only heard them described, and the person describing hats left out any mention of how they actually sit on people's heads.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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peter gabriel posted:

I know, I am making it so he can play GTA online much much better and then I can mercilessly tea bag him until he rage quits / gives up on life. It's the gift of giving

The true spirit of Christmas. :3:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
The slow propagation of interstellar signals thing was a staple of science fiction in the 1970s. John Brunner used it in a couple of his books. ME seems to have put an interesting spin on it. Maybe Star Citizen will ha ha ha ha ha ha no.

The Rabbi T. White posted:

Just in case this got missed in my previous wall of text:
Christopher Roberts is an anagram for "poo poo Botch Errors Rep", which should be his new job title.

:golfclap:


gently caress, the guy on the right makes Stallman look like George Clooney in terms of style. Who shows up for a professional meeting dressed like that?

At least Crobbers has the excuse that he's modeling the t-shirt so his fanboys will buy it.

AlbieQuirky fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Dec 20, 2016

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Mu77ley posted:

Easy. A software developer. ;)

That seems hideous to me even by dev standards. I am serious when I say that Stallman dresses better, and that's a fairly low bar not to meet. :colbert:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Kephael posted:

I wouldn't take a software developer seriously if they came dressed in a suit. In fact, I'd think there were serious culture issues in the environment if they came overly dressed.

Yes. But the devs I know and have worked with wear casual shirts and jeans that they purchased this century, not ridiculously oversized castoffs from Styx's roadies on the Come Sail Away tour.

I'm letting it go now, though.

The Titanic posted:

Be sure to mix it up a bit next time.

Asking if a person is heated bread is obviously a no answer. You should instead ask if one of his many aliases that he goes by in online communities happens to be named "Toast". And to keep it easy, you don't even need to imply any specific community. Baby steps. :)

This sounds like the beginning of a logic puzzle. "Toast never tells the truth. Crumpet lies on alternate Thursday. Scone always tells the truth, but answers in the form of a question."

AlbieQuirky fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Dec 20, 2016

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Samizdata posted:

Did I say ANYTHING about antisemitism? No, I think Sandi eats babies, FFS. Seriously, man, stop displacing your feelings on to me already!

Babies are probably too high in fat for Sandi's taste.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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:drat:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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BitBasher posted:

The first and second halves of this sentence completely contradict each other.

It's like a restaurant saying "Sir, your meal is complete. We have the recipe written down and the ingredients were delivered."

...I can't even tell what is a serious statement anymore, but yours cannot possibly be one.

That's so Star Citizen, though. The missions are all complete and now they just have to "put the code on top of the ideas" (I believe those were Crobbler's words), so if they're still in graybox, they're complete because if the ideas are complete then everything is complete, even if it hasn't been completed.

Star Citizen, by Jorge Luis Borges.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I bet some mark in Amazon's Game Department fell for the same bullshit tricks that Chris has been using since the Wing Commander days. Meanwhile CIG will use this to justify further delays as they slowly reveal new problems that they now get to blame on Amazon.

Amazon gets an amazing sucker list plus an army of social media shills, along with CIG's AWS fees. Amazon gives CIG nothing but access to a thing they've explicitly set up as a "free with purchase" way of getting AWS customers in the door.

The only downside I see for Amazon is the embarrassment of being associated with this clowncar.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Crobblers the used car salesman
Took a lot of suckers' cash
And in return he gave them
lovely games that always crash

Sandi the tickle diva
Didn't want to refund dough,
"I need it for vacations;
Backers, they will never know!"

Then one day from Christmas Eve
Crobblers told his staff,
"Port that poo poo to Lumberyard
Must be easy, can't be hard"

If the commandos hate it
They'll be in a quandary;
Crobblers the used car salesman
Soon will file for bankruptcy!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I have a "partnership" with Amazon too, in that Amazon lets me use its free stuff as well as paying for its goods and services.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah! So far we have managed to avoid setting the house on fire with the double complement of candles.

Ha ha ha, someone wrote a statement for Crobblers attempting to finesse the past several months of bullshit and lies. The sad part is that it will probably work.

I'm pleased to announce my partnership with the Episcopal Diocese of Massachusetts, as exemplified by my attending services this morning and putting a check in the collection plate. I don't want to brag, but this partnership has been in the works since my baptism some decades ago, and I think having a high-profile person like me on board with the Episcopal Church will help bring much-needed publicity to its new (450 years or so) product offerings.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Maybe Santa will bring you a real job instead of the hideous Sisyphean death shuffle of streaming Star Citizen, WTFOSAURUS.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Sandweed posted:

Derek is so important around here we loving banned him so Lowtax could get his :tenbux:

And people in the thread are super deferential to him and never mock him. :rolleyes:

Or his games.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

In dutch they're called "blauwe Rus", blue Russian.

Chartreux and Russian Blues are different breeds, though their coats are very similar. Chartreux are sturdier than Russian Blues.

#StarCatizen

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Ol Cactus Dick posted:

Go to church and complain to the dev

I was complaining about how that one Star Citizen dev dressed, but have you seen the head dev for that humanity game? Scraggly hair, no shirt, some kind of a diaper thing. Probably got his job through family connections.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Seriously, these dudes. These. loving. dudes.

That Twitch stream is hilarious. "Sure, the game seems terrible and buggy now, but maybe this Lumberyard thing will be great."

Twerk17 was so close. "The only reason 2019 would be a problem is because they originally said it was 2016."

There are some voices of sanity in the chat, but there are also people writing fanfic about their space news vans broadcasting yuge space battles or some delusional poo poo.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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I'm shocked---shocked!---to find out that scambling is going on here.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Sunswipe posted:

Yes. It's like it represents a tickle porn video rather than actually being one. If a character in a sitcom like Friends had a tickle fetish, Sandi's video is what someone would find in their VCR.

Speaking of tickle porn, everybody should see the fantastic documentary Tickled.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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CrazyLoon posted:

Felt like chiming in, so sorry to every regular of this thread that's suffered loss in this absolutely lovely year.

Hopefully 2017 brings a bit more cheer...like CIG's ELE finally happening.

:same: on the condolences with people's losses.

I have to disagree about wanting the ELE in 2017, because I feel like a year-long flameout would be more entertaining than a quick extinction.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Iceclaw posted:

I'm watching The Thing, and it's less creepy than than that guy. Someone of your country call the police !

O, Canada, we stand on guard for thee! :canada:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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cool new Polack jokes posted:

To be completely honest before seeing that stuff I thought he was gay

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

The stuff he is and did however, very wrong, totally against that. gently caress him.

Don't actually gently caress him, though. Who knows what you might catch?

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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TheAgent posted:

sadly another negative narrative created and maintained by this evil thread

btw someone should ask him how many limited ships he's been gifted

follow up: how many has he sold for bitcoin (the which he is also into)

He hits the fedora trifecta! If he's an ancap, a transhumanist, and a euphoric atheist, it's a exacta and he takes home all the fedoras.

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