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TheAgent posted:btw top execs are going to pay themselves out over $1m in bonuses this xmas By "top execs" do you mean Chris Robber, his brother, his wife, and assorted asskissers? 
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The Rabbi T. White posted:David Farrier is our lil' country's current favourite son due to Tickled. Fantastic movie, but I'm all about Dylan.
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Amarcarts posted:Just imagine that one day there might be a Star Citizen museum with choice framed GIF's and JPEGs and terminals where people can browse these threads. A display on the evolution of Chris's toupées A feather pit
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Do you think Ben cries himself to sleep every night? Cheesecake and "ironic" pedophilia.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:What the gently caress is this poo poo I guess Space AV Tech is a step above Space Janitor, but not so much.
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Dec 5, 2016 21:36
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Maybe he broke his wrist This still makes me  . I have a one-person business, and when I had a health issue in the middle of a project, I hired someone else to sub for me. Which is what Chris Robbers should have done with his millions, hire someone (or someones) to sub for broken-wrist dude.
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Spermanent Record posted:Evocati So, sucker who makes questionable decisions "at the invitation of" a possibly corrupt and/or incompetent older dude? Good call there.
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Tokamak posted:Totally not butthurt about /r/starcitizen_leaks. "im not butthurt! im not butthurt!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrivel and transform into a jar of hemorrhoid ointment
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Dec 8, 2016 04:14
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Video games should be like real life, where nobody you work with ever mentions their same-sex spouse or partner, and lady soldiers wear layered bustiers because that is a super practical outfit for fighting. Also, maybe Derek isn't a pizza fan because he can't eat wheat or cheese? Gluten-free pizza is just not that good, and neither is pizza with vegan cheese substitutes. (There is a place here that advertises gluten-free, dairy-free pizza, and my assumption is that it's some kind of CIA torture cell.)
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:did you notice the loving watch? Isn't that the same croberts has? Space Popeye!
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Dec 8, 2016 22:44
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:The paychecks start coming late. They start bouncing. Excuses are made about the payroll company and the bank making errors. People go a month or more without being paid. One day, they show up to work and the building is locked. Um, speaking of which...
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I was going to ask, "Why doesn't this dude learn to drive and get a goddamn job?" but I should have known the answer. 
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When is the best drat livestream ever since it was a little girl scheduled to start?
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Dec 16, 2016 15:50
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Xaerael posted:Further inspection, it's a YSL bag that's no where to be found on the internet. So it's probably an ultra limited run store only thing, so yeah, four figures. It looks like a variant on the Y Mail line, which was affordable by St. Laurent standards, so maybe $950 - $1200 new? The line was big in 2008-2010, so Sandi might have gotten it second-hand, who knows.
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Dec 16, 2016 23:31
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ZenMaster posted:http://www.ebay.com/itm/YVES-SAINT-LAURENT-YSL-Y-mail-shoulder-tote-bag-188651-002122-/262764899049 The MSRP was $1,295. Sandi's slumming it!
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Dec 16, 2016 23:37
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Sandi is low key, for her. Dress looks like a Yisgal Azrouel from a couple of years ago, maybe $800. If the necklace is Roberto Coin, it's around $1200, but if it's something else in a similar style, maybe $500. Rings are likely not too crazy, maybe $300 per. The watch I couldn't guess. Not a watch person. So with the $1200 bag, again from a few years ago, she's certainly wearing a few months' rent for most people, but the backers will never know. I am starting to wonder if she buys stuff used. She is certainly short and slender enough to have her pick at fancy consignment stores (always easier to take things in or hem them shorter, not easy to let them out or take the hems down).
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I.N.R.I posted:You should do some soul searching I.N.R.I, I took your post to heart and did do some soul-searching, and realized that the reason I do terrible, terrible things like look at a picture of a lady and take two minutes to add up the estimated retail value of her clothes and jewelry in response to someone's question about that is because MY PARENTS ARE DEAD So, I.N.R.I, will you adopt me? I promise I will call you every single day. Help me, I.N.R.I, you're my only hope
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I cannot get over that drill sergeant's hat. It's like it was designed by someone who had never seen a hat before, only heard them described, and the person describing hats left out any mention of how they actually sit on people's heads.
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peter gabriel posted:I know, I am making it so he can play GTA online much much better and then I can mercilessly tea bag him until he rage quits / gives up on life. It's the gift of giving The true spirit of Christmas. 
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The slow propagation of interstellar signals thing was a staple of science fiction in the 1970s. John Brunner used it in a couple of his books. ME seems to have put an interesting spin on it. Maybe Star Citizen will ha ha ha ha ha ha no.The Rabbi T. White posted:Just in case this got missed in my previous wall of text:  gently caress, the guy on the right makes Stallman look like George Clooney in terms of style. Who shows up for a professional meeting dressed like that? At least Crobbers has the excuse that he's modeling the t-shirt so his fanboys will buy it. AlbieQuirky fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Dec 20, 2016 |
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Mu77ley posted:Easy. A software developer. That seems hideous to me even by dev standards. I am serious when I say that Stallman dresses better, and that's a fairly low bar not to meet. 
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Dec 20, 2016 00:19
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Kephael posted:I wouldn't take a software developer seriously if they came dressed in a suit. In fact, I'd think there were serious culture issues in the environment if they came overly dressed. Yes. But the devs I know and have worked with wear casual shirts and jeans that they purchased this century, not ridiculously oversized castoffs from Styx's roadies on the Come Sail Away tour. I'm letting it go now, though. The Titanic posted:Be sure to mix it up a bit next time. This sounds like the beginning of a logic puzzle. "Toast never tells the truth. Crumpet lies on alternate Thursday. Scone always tells the truth, but answers in the form of a question." AlbieQuirky fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Dec 20, 2016 |
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Samizdata posted:Did I say ANYTHING about antisemitism? No, I think Sandi eats babies, FFS. Seriously, man, stop displacing your feelings on to me already! Babies are probably too high in fat for Sandi's taste.
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BitBasher posted:The first and second halves of this sentence completely contradict each other. That's so Star Citizen, though. The missions are all complete and now they just have to "put the code on top of the ideas" (I believe those were Crobbler's words), so if they're still in graybox, they're complete because if the ideas are complete then everything is complete, even if it hasn't been completed. Star Citizen, by Jorge Luis Borges.
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Dec 22, 2016 02:27
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I bet some mark in Amazon's Game Department fell for the same bullshit tricks that Chris has been using since the Wing Commander days. Meanwhile CIG will use this to justify further delays as they slowly reveal new problems that they now get to blame on Amazon. Amazon gets an amazing sucker list plus an army of social media shills, along with CIG's AWS fees. Amazon gives CIG nothing but access to a thing they've explicitly set up as a "free with purchase" way of getting AWS customers in the door. The only downside I see for Amazon is the embarrassment of being associated with this clowncar.
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Dec 24, 2016 06:49
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Crobblers the used car salesman Took a lot of suckers' cash And in return he gave them lovely games that always crash Sandi the tickle diva Didn't want to refund dough, "I need it for vacations; Backers, they will never know!" Then one day from Christmas Eve Crobblers told his staff, "Port that poo poo to Lumberyard Must be easy, can't be hard" If the commandos hate it They'll be in a quandary; Crobblers the used car salesman Soon will file for bankruptcy!
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I have a "partnership" with Amazon too, in that Amazon lets me use its free stuff as well as paying for its goods and services.
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Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah! So far we have managed to avoid setting the house on fire with the double complement of candles. Ha ha ha, someone wrote a statement for Crobblers attempting to finesse the past several months of bullshit and lies. The sad part is that it will probably work. I'm pleased to announce my partnership with the Episcopal Diocese of Massachusetts, as exemplified by my attending services this morning and putting a check in the collection plate. I don't want to brag, but this partnership has been in the works since my baptism some decades ago, and I think having a high-profile person like me on board with the Episcopal Church will help bring much-needed publicity to its new (450 years or so) product offerings.
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Maybe Santa will bring you a real job instead of the hideous Sisyphean death shuffle of streaming Star Citizen, WTFOSAURUS.
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Sandweed posted:Derek is so important around here we loving banned him so Lowtax could get his :tenbux: And people in the thread are super deferential to him and never mock him.  Or his games.
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:In dutch they're called "blauwe Rus", blue Russian. Chartreux and Russian Blues are different breeds, though their coats are very similar. Chartreux are sturdier than Russian Blues. #StarCatizen
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:Go to church and complain to the dev I was complaining about how that one Star Citizen dev dressed, but have you seen the head dev for that humanity game? Scraggly hair, no shirt, some kind of a diaper thing. Probably got his job through family connections.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Seriously, these dudes. These. loving. dudes. That Twitch stream is hilarious. "Sure, the game seems terrible and buggy now, but maybe this Lumberyard thing will be great." Twerk17 was so close. "The only reason 2019 would be a problem is because they originally said it was 2016." There are some voices of sanity in the chat, but there are also people writing fanfic about their space news vans broadcasting yuge space battles or some delusional poo poo.
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I'm shocked---shocked!---to find out that scambling is going on here.
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Sunswipe posted:Yes. It's like it represents a tickle porn video rather than actually being one. If a character in a sitcom like Friends had a tickle fetish, Sandi's video is what someone would find in their VCR. Speaking of tickle porn, everybody should see the fantastic documentary Tickled.
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CrazyLoon posted:Felt like chiming in, so sorry to every regular of this thread that's suffered loss in this absolutely lovely year.  on the condolences with people's losses.I have to disagree about wanting the ELE in 2017, because I feel like a year-long flameout would be more entertaining than a quick extinction.
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Iceclaw posted:I'm watching The Thing, and it's less creepy than than that guy. Someone of your country call the police ! O, Canada, we stand on guard for thee! 
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cool new Polack jokes posted:To be completely honest before seeing that stuff I thought he was gay Don't actually gently caress him, though. Who knows what you might catch?
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TheAgent posted:sadly another negative narrative created and maintained by this evil thread He hits the fedora trifecta! If he's an ancap, a transhumanist, and a euphoric atheist, it's a exacta and he takes home all the fedoras.
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