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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:What is this, Caveman Social Interaction 101 Yes, Jesus Christ. It's loving awkward to get groped at work and so your instinct is to try to shut it down without making a scene so people don't call you a bitch who can't take a joke.
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Jan 3, 2017 09:38
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Drunk Theory posted:Ha. That's true, carry on. Is that one of those Turkish swimming cats, or just a regular cat who's a contrarian?
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Jan 7, 2017 00:44
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alf_pogs posted:i guess for the backers eventually all the piss just feels like rain All of these moments will be gone, like tears in piss. Time to die.
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Jan 9, 2017 22:27
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/FortuneMagazine/status/819643084522876928 How would having an anti-Nazi agenda be bad in any way?
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Jan 13, 2017 06:48
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I think the doctor actually said "Won't fit on a horse," but I wasn't there. Someone who can Photoshop (i.e. not me) needs to replace Crobblers with one of those inflatable wavy man things like they have at used car places.
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Jan 17, 2017 23:35
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That's so unfair! It was Gerald Gardner in the 1950s! Based on something some lady named Margaret told him! So mote it be!
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Jan 18, 2017 23:40
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I genuinely love watching these folks try to burn Derek. It's like watching toddlers lie. I watched the last episode of Sherlock tonight while my husband was out, and when he came home he asked me what I thought, and I said that I felt sorry for all the camera people and set designers and costumers who had to do their jobs like responsible adults while demented toddlers mashed their Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson action figures together in a boring and pointless series of completely improbable scenarios. And yet, compared to Star Citizen, it was a high point of humanity's artistic achievement.
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Jan 19, 2017 06:34
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Propagandist posted:Ovulating? At her age? She's not even 50. Ovulation doesn't stop for most women until 53-55. While we're talking about ladies over 40, what is the deal with Sandi's hair extensions? I was going to say something like "Does she expect people to believe her hair grew six inches in two weeks?" but then I realized that she is surrounded by the most credulous buffoons this side of a flock of particularly dimwitted turkeys. AlbieQuirky fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Jan 20, 2017 |
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Jan 20, 2017 02:34
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grimcreaper posted:They might actually be. I dont know why ive never seen a farm like that before. They are quite scary. Imagine running from micheal meyers into that field or something. Pineapple farms are awesome. They smell really good and look like fields full of alien beings. Then some nice man chops a pineapple up for you with a terrifying machete and you eat it like the animal you are. I have been to pineapple farms in Hawaii and in Tahiti, so I guess my next stop is Costa Rica.
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Jan 23, 2017 01:45
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Imma spacemop the spacefloor at the spaceMcDonald's for a few hours, mom
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Jan 23, 2017 08:06
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Sappo569 posted:LOL so Chris went the absolute most expensive route in other words , which is what everyone has been saying all along Reminder that the last sentence is a thing Citizens actually claim to believe.
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Jan 24, 2017 00:36
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CrazyTolradi posted:I still can't get over the horse racing odds dude out of the blue tweeting at Derek about SC. Wait, I missed this. Please tell me it was "Walt Gekko" who did that, because I will never stop laughing if it was.
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Jan 25, 2017 05:18
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CrazyTolradi posted:IIRC I think it was a dude who just does horse racing odds and stuff, he tweeted Derek out of the blue to check out the horse that Crobbers had bought recently or something? "Walt Gekko" is an Internet horse handicapper who, under a previous pseudonym, fancied himself a Usenet warlord, so I thought he might know Derek from those days. Note lack of doxing here.
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Jan 25, 2017 06:18
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I'm weighing in late on DSmart's CIG employee directory plan and begging him not to post it here, not because it's doxing or whatever, but because I don't loving care who is assistant payroll clerk at this failing scam enterprise. What interests me is the hubris and incompetence of the top management, not which 20-somethings were unlucky enough to catch a berth on a sinking ship. TheAgent's report of "bonuses for top management, pay cuts for everyone else" just confirms this. And feels totally believable to me as a veteran of shady startups (in the first tech bubel, which was the loving Wild West).
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Jan 26, 2017 20:23
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Mirificus posted:By the same luminary as: Xanthippe, a Comedy Wait, what, holy gently caress, this guy is connected with Tickle Me Sandi? He is the host of an astonishing "Internet talk show" that rivals local access cable fare for sheer cheesiness.
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Feb 2, 2017 05:39
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Daztek posted:happy groundhog day Derek saw his shadow, so now it's going to be six more weeks until his explosive ELE blog. 
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Feb 2, 2017 22:20
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Samizdata posted:It's a pity you picked SC then, since it is a micropenis. Mind you, the prettiest micropenis you have ever seen, but a micropenis nonetheless. Micropeens have greater fidelity?
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Feb 6, 2017 04:56
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Colostomy Bag posted:Was that the same show where CIG showed up to demo some poo poo and basically had jpegs and talked about it? That's pretty much every show, isn't it?
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Feb 10, 2017 19:24
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Xaerael posted:Reminder: Redditors have caused people to commit suicide due to doxxing. Mr. Tripathi had died before the Boston Marathon, though. It just took them a while to find the body.
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Feb 14, 2017 17:32
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I insisted on a worker-cooperative fair-trade amethyst engagement ring because I am a big old hippie, but then my mother-in-law gave my husband a really pretty diamond set from the 1920s (her aunt's maybe?) so I just caved in to Big Diamond, rationalizing to myself that all those exploited miners would have been dead for decades by now, DeBeers or no DeBeers. I am not good at being a hippie. I like shiny things and meat far too much.
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Feb 16, 2017 00:19
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Beet Wagon posted:I'm... uh... I'm the futuristic single person mining space ships with separate taps for hot and cold water in the lavatory? First they forgot the Roomba technology of the early 21st century, now they forget the hot-and-cold-water-mixing technology of the early 20th century. Do these motherfuckers start fires by rubbing two sticks together?
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Feb 17, 2017 02:02
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Tippis posted:…not to mention that a “pledge”, in a money transaction sense, would work the opposite way. Pretty sure that the sense of "pledge" as "promised donation to an organization" is the one that would be relevant. "I pledged $1,000 to my church's annual fund drive" and so on. Now, I think they'd utterly fail to show that money given to Star Citizen was a pledge in that sense, especially given the precedent to date, but it has nothing to do with pawn shops. The point of a charitable pledge is that the pledger expects nothing in return. It is ridiculous for Crobblers and crew to try to argue that buying jpgs is a charitable pledge. AlbieQuirky fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Feb 20, 2017 |
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Feb 20, 2017 17:17
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Tippis posted:If they suggested that in court, they'd have a hell of a time explaining to… oh… the entire EU (and most likely a number of other places) why they're charging VAT. Insinuating that you're insolvent or that you're committing securities fraud while as part of your legal argument is pretty darn bad; suggesting that you've committed EU-wide VAT fraud on the order of tens of millions of dollars is even worse. I agree it's pants-on-head stupid, but my point was that they're pretending to get donations rather than pretending to hold pawned items. "You're making a donation, not a purchase" is the argument failed Kickstarters have always made in court, with varying degrees of success. In the US, anybody is allowed to collect donations, it's just that the only cases where you can use those donations as tax deductions are when they are made to appropriately registered charities. Making a donation to CIG, if anybody was stupid enough to actually do it, would be indistinguishable legally from giving a panhandler a dollar. Of course, buying jpgs from CIG is not in any way making a donation to them, no matter how much they pretend it is.
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Feb 20, 2017 20:56
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MilesK posted:This is at least the 5th Community Manager. Currently it's Ben, Jared, Tyler, and Tyler. I was all "Isn't Tyler already a Community Manager?" and "Wasn't he quite a bit fatter?" but only now do I realize it's a different Tyler.
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Feb 21, 2017 02:29
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:The kid should have asked to play the secret build. Well, I heard there was a secret build That Crobblers played, and Ben was thrilled But you don't really care for gaming, do ya
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Mar 2, 2017 16:51
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:  I had a cat and a bunny but they rarely interacted at all, let alone snuggled. They were both kind of bitchy, tbh.
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Mar 3, 2017 20:14
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Mark did nothing wrong 
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Mar 5, 2017 07:11
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Let's limit our mocking of terrible SC backers to their SC related posts. Thanks! I think we can all safely assume that Gremlich is a terrible person with terrible opinions about everything at this point without further reposts.
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Mar 8, 2017 00:52
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HycoCam posted:What you don't realize is Crobbers pulled it off!!! This game exists right now, only problem is the NPCs are having so much fun playing they won't let anyone else play. But you wouldn't want to play anyway, the NPCs would just grief you. It's like homeopathy (we're all already soaking in an enormously diluted solution of everything). Star Citizen is happening inside some computer somewhere, just without any player characters. Space Janitor is mopping epically while the clothing sellers are selling ugly jackets to each other. Checkmate, goonies!
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Mar 13, 2017 03:21
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nawledgelambo posted:Summary of 10ftHand-wavium: That's how people pronounce it in the UK, though.
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Mar 15, 2017 02:09
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starkebn posted:yes, the same as the US fucks up the words aluminium and soldering England hosed up aluminum. Aluminum was the original name.
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Mar 15, 2017 02:25
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bunnyscrum is best scrum
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Mar 21, 2017 23:22
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DapperDon posted:Did you really just use the word "thus"? He oft elects thus.
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Mar 22, 2017 16:13
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Wait, is that real? Is it meant to be a "before" or an "after" if so?
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Mar 24, 2017 05:23
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Hav posted:Sativa and a work ethic,. I've got one of those!
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Mar 25, 2017 21:00
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cool new Polack jokes posted:The Old Man is played by Mark Hamill, not to be confused with Gary Oldman, whose character is also an old man. Gary Oldman IS The Other Old Man.
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Mar 26, 2017 19:02
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like what the Christ chris cant you write anything, you are a terrible. loving. writer.
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Space Crabs posted:A new TheAgent leak: 
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Mar 27, 2017 17:00
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Is that seal trying to eat that person's head, or is the seal doing the seal equivalent of a dog or cat taking a puppy or kitten by the scruff of the neck? I clearly do not understand seal development.
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Mar 28, 2017 00:59
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Oh, no, Lieutenant Dan!
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