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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


He's just getting ready for his holiday vacation to the Caymans

Also wait for the grey to disappear by Friday

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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

MedicineHut posted:

Lack of weekly schedule news is interesting. Either they are keeping it really tight to surprise with a SQ42 demo or they really have fuckall to show.

What does your heart tell you?

They always have gently caress all to show

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

When Variable closed his account they returned some items to me. I had to call them out on it though. I'm curious as to what they would do if the excess money was supposed to go to an account that had already been closed.


It appears so, up to the total spent on the account.


Their supposed argument is "money laundering" but in reality it's because they want to keep as much money as possible. I checked the total value of my account before I requested a refund and the total value of the packages is less than the total value I spent, so that shouldn't be a problem. I made sure to keep track of every expense before I requested a refund so if they do something like lock or close my account before settling the funds I'll be able to call them out and provide a proper complaint. I'm getting the impression that they really don't want to do that though. Ray has been very polite and professional in his exchanges with me, which I appreciate.

So how much are you actually getting back?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Daztek posted:

pls ask your spies what happened to discolando, he still hasn't posted the commlink schedule

he also hasn't posted the price of the new jpeg, which they said they would do one week in advance

what's more upsetting

that the citizens are showing signs of revolt over lando not updating the comm link?

or that they're upset because the latest jpeg sale price hasn't been posted

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


:pray:

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Ok now you on the left, avoid that flickering texture.. good... good, HEY you the Asian kid, don't even think about trying to vault. It will crash everything.

For god sakes people look like you're having fun, we're paying ourselves a lot of money so shape up

We will stay here all day until we get this right folks, everything has to be PERFECT !!!

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Have they done any of their usually media releases this week ?

Where is Ben blathering on about stuff he knows nothing about ?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

XK posted:

Can't wait for the racing!

Racing has been removed from the current build , as we found it was causing too many bugs

So now we will have 3 literal autistic nerds discuss the finer points of the entire wing commander collection for the next 5 hours

Enjoy !

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

The company known wide and far for never meeting any of their self imposed deadlines , will now suddenly release not 1 but 2 patches at once ?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Please shut the gently caress up unless you're going to drop some truth bombs

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

You know that photoshopped picture of Jay Cutler holding a body building trophy of himself holding a trophy... etc?

That's Derek with his tweets.

LOOK AT MY LATEST TWEET ABOUT ME GOTO MY FORUMS CREATED BY ME TO READ MORE

I used to like Derek coming in here and making GBS threads allover CIG, but lately he's been even more of a shilltastic piece of poo poo

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

ManofManyAliases posted:

LOL. Delusional Derek at it again.

Legal barking up a storm over there?

You're pretty much the alternative reality version of Derek , so shut the hell up

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

AP posted:

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/809512851085922304

CIG been awful quiet this week moma, I hope everything is ok with the sale.

Have you known cig to ever hold back a sale ?

It's the only drat thing they can manage

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

ripptide posted:

Kind of makes sense why the hobo has been so quiet tho. The firestorm of not releasing 2.6 or releasing a garbage 2.6 but selling more ships would be seen from space.


Hope they release it )

e: trucutru Erris taxxe



It is a little out of character for even the hobo , has he posted his update yet ?


They're either super screwed and afraid to hint at anything. Or they thihk they have another big reveal (hint it's another ship sale ad) and that the Citizens will thank them breathlessly for keeping it under wraps

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

AP posted:

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/profile/134107/DiscoLando-CIG

Disco Lando hasn't logged in since the 12th. Kinda makes it hard to read the concern forum if you don't log in.

His real job is community manager , but he spends 90% of his day fetching latte for sandi (when she is actually in the office) and driving Ben to his various doctors appointments

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

What do you think the Citizens would do , if the big announcement tomorrow ended up being :

Chris hauling his gut on stage and telling everyone that SQ42 will be available on consoles as well as PC upon release ... in 2019

He will clap and look around , then Ben will appear behind him and slowly cut his throat with his pilgrims cross

Fade to black as the cackle of sandi reverberates throughout the room

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

The Titanic posted:

Don't get mad, friend. :glomp:

If there's one thing you can take away here, it's that even after everything went south for you, and CIG actively despised you, and all the people behind it also despised you; you somehow still had faith that even with the odds not in your favor, you believed somehow even CIG could pull off at the very least a mediocre game.

This is basically your acknowledgement that CIG won't even pull off something mediocre or close to "the vision". Honestly, it's CIG who should feel shame here. But they won't due to delusion, money, and most likely drugs. It's tough to admit that you were wrong, and even that you're getting a refund at long last despite your position within their community.

You did fine. Let it go, and know that in the off chance CIG actually does make something worth playing, you can just pick it up again. You're really losing nothing either way, but you're gaining in the event CIG pulls a CIG. At least you'll have your money back. Go buy some nice Christmas presents for the family. :)

I still want to know how he managed to sit through Citcon and still be like yep they can still make this happen

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Almost guaranteed the 'Drill Sergeant' is part of a ship ad lol

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

AP posted:

This is a binary choice.

1> Either Derek is full of poo poo and doesn't have sources. Or 2> He does/did have sources and hence, actually knows stuff.

Now if it's 1, it difficult to explain how he knew about Star Marine I being binned 6+ months before Chris Roberts confirmed it. It's also difficult to explain how he knew about the firings/leavings last year immediately after they happened, the dispute with the contractor at CIG LA, the 20k coffee machine plus a pile of other stupid stuff.

Now maybe you could be like moma and think anyone at CIG who was leaking stuff to him has left. Personally I think that's dumb as hell because if it was stressful/annoying enough to leak poo poo over Star Marine I fuckups, I can't imagine it's less stressful/annoying now with them trying to get Star Marine II out the door in less time. But it's worth remembering that The Escapist said "seven ex-employees and two current employees" contacted them when they wrote their hit piece and they explained in detail how they verified them.

Now Citizens will brush The Escapist to one side with a load of crap about keycards etc, but if you're in the game industry I don't think it's a stretch to assume you don't actually want to be identified while moaning about what a horrible bunch of gobshites employed you. I also see no reason for The Escapist to just suddenly go after CIG as strongly as they did out of the blue and to then go one step further by refusing to back down in the face of a legal threat.

I started from the position of being cynical of Derek's claims in July 2015 and always try to independently verify things he's said, I've managed to do this a few times.

To understand why he appears to be blue balling everyone, I think you need to factor in that he's said there's stuff he just can't talk about for legal reasons, stuff he can't prove, things he can't say because it would potentially reveal sources and stuff he's told that sometimes turns out to be wrong (some of which will be CIG management changing their minds, some just wrong). Also, sure he likes trolling but if I was absolutely sure of something, 100% certain, I'd be trolling shitizens who'd setup a hate subreddit in my name too plus people here who constantly whine about him, because why the hell not?

There's two choices and it's obvious to me which is going to turn out be correct. I really do hope he writes a book after CIG goes bust as I'm sure there's more and it's worse.

All that may be fine and true , but if he can't release info because of whatever reason , why even bother starting the dialogue

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Beet Wagon posted:

I'd loving bet dollars to pesos the SPACE MARINE DRILL INSTRUCTOR either sounds like or is played by R. Lee Ermey because why the gently caress wouldn't he be.

Good job commando you just delayed the movie game by another 6 weeks , crobblers has to go back and mocap a different actor since you spilled the beans

One first class ticket please , no one way haha. I don't want to rush myself

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

1. They will show a 'people of cig' movie , similar to what you would see after a horrific plane crash. Lots of fade cuts to the next person.

2. At least one of the shots will be Chris and or Sandi smiling and waving as they board a private jet

3. Ben is nowhere to be found

4. Sale sale sale

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

I'm super sad I'm missing this live , it sounds hilarious

I hope I can watch it tonight , please don't let it disappear

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Beet Wagon posted:

Jesus Christ how did I end up missing the best of all possible SC streams

I know :saddowns::hf::gary:

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Sabreseven posted:

Triple monitor aspect ratio?

Nice.

I'm honestly surprised Ben hasn't just given up and moved onto tarps , coveralls , and bedding for his clothes

Good for him , clinging to that last semblance of normality

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

This is a good day in the stimpire

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

ComposerGuy posted:

Can someone put up a link to the funding tracker? I can't seem to find it.

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/funding-goals

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

This has to be It right ? This has to be what begins the downfall of the Crobbers empire ?

I simply can't fathom anyone having faith in them anymore after this, the absolute shittiest of streams , and that's saying a lot as all their money grabbing steams are poo poo

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Tokamak posted:

*Chris shills their open job positions live on the stream*

CIG is attracting top talent

Wait he did that again on this stream ? Didn't he do the same thing during the Citcon stream asking for any network engineers to apply ? Haha

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

nawledgelambo posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5irwlv/evocati_26_screenshot_and_livestream_restrictions/

2.6 going to PTU now.

I can only imagine crobbers said, "Well gently caress it! It can't get any worse at this point!! Send it to the PTU!"

LOL that was the quickest damage control they have ever managed

Let's see how much it tempers the fire burning right now

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Can someone time stamp the hot mic incidents. I want to see if I can hear anything worth quoting

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

ComposerGuy posted:

Ahahaha they cut out the first half hour.

Really ? I hit play and heard sandi and Chris talking about whatever with the logo on screen

They left that in ? How bad was the rest ? Lol

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

XK posted:

They're in a game of Star Marine!

Instant t-pose stuck in the floor within a second.

Oh God screen shot it plz I'm at work

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Megabound posted:

Ok, I'll bite, what the gently caress does ELE stand for?

Extinction level event

Ie the thing that will finally bring cig burning to the ground

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

In the grim star citizen future , military instructors will wear floral Polo shirts and park Ranger hats , with their insignia poorly glued onto the front of the hat

gently caress with 130 million they could have hired a real DS for an hour

Cost hasn't stopped them in the past why bother cheaping out now , give everyone massive Christmas bonuses Chris , empty that well quickly and get this whole thing over with

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

The Titanic posted:

So... drill sergeant wasn't a model, it literally was just one of their employees in a big hat with a corny logo cutout taped to the front, performing in a skit.

I'm sure this helps the game because it's very important that the

No see CIG figured it would be a good idea to poke fun at themselves , make some jokes get some laughs

Something other teams might do after they actually release a product

CiG is so far ahead of the curve they're skipping the non important parts

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

DapperDon posted:

Because they just don't give these loving things away...





If you're a successful Hollywood director and producer they might

I imagine a Porsche big wig deciding to give one to Crobbers , the publicity they'll get when he ends up on the news , slowly being trailed by 20 cop cars while the news chopper shows him doing massive rails from the steering wheel

-look at that control , precision, absolute perfection, a steering system so balanced you can snort the rest of the Citizens money right off of the Alcantara-

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

So I think the space bus was one of the lowest recorded sales periods for CIG ?

How does this latest stream sale stack up in comparison?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Wrecked Angle posted:



It just amazes me that they're still being handed nearly $200k a day, even after the shitshow that was the holiday stream.

Though I suppose..
a. They were probably hoping the launch of 2.6 and SM would be bringing in more like 5x that.
and
b. You would suspect that their ridiculous fuckups may have pushed a few more people over the edge to...


Remember their graphs don't show refunds, judging from the comments during and after the latest live stream, they lost a fair few whales

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

DogonCrook posted:

Considering how many people joined here and didn't refund for a year or so its probably safe to assume a lot of those are empty threats.

That reminds me, Beer did you get fully refunded?

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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Colostomy Bag posted:

That reminds me, can someone explain what the megamap thing is? You can use wavy hands if needed.

I've been following all the train wreck threads since the days of Doobie, and this is the first time I've heard the term used.

So maybe Cribblers made it up on the spot to cause more hype


Also I feel this is relevant, and needs to be provided jpegs of space ships

General Bullshit › A Spaceship for Lowtax


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