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G0RF posted:This is my favorite part. Lando has really learned a lot in the past few years with CIG, he has gone from unsure and faltering, to now a master and conniving and conning people It's really something to behold. "The straight answer" --- proceeds to giving nothing in the way of a straight answer 'Figure it out together" --- nice, it makes the viewer THINK they're part of the process, helps to bond with the person being grifted 'Get as many of you all... hmm BANGING the pipes' --- yep you are all part of the process, look at all the help we need from you! It's poo poo from top to bottom, and I can see Lando moving onto a marketing job afterwards for big tobacco or something else equally evil... He will flourish there
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Yeah for real how come they never actually play their game on these shows Like even just for 5 minutes Curious
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They should make him Chairman, because his flow is superb
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Strangler 42 posted:Citcon is in 10 days and Chris just cancelled the venue. They host the event at a public park but get fined for not having a permit. On the plus side Lando just needs a scrap of blanket to roll over into and he is home
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PERSISTED: The button to raise the piano in the phoenix is nonfunctional. This is all anyone ever needs to read to know how loving stupid this game is
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Not to mention in a space game any space ships capable of fighting would be capable of murdering stuff from hundreds if not thousands of km away So their stupid space truck sam launcher would simply get nuked from orbit way before it even sees anything to plunk a torpedo at Although I feel it's all set pieces they're making now for rexshilla to use so he can make more look cool clips It's a cycle now they're locked into now, worse than before
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Aug 1, 2019 16:58
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Maybe this was all part of the final will and testament of Ben "literal walking corpse" Lesnick He told Chris to implement every single stupid back of the napkin design he ever came up with. Or else he would spill the beans on the entire company
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Aug 1, 2019 19:39
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I'm the probably a weeks worth of mocap for that t shirt ad
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and it somehow works better than what they actually released
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Awesome Fidelity posted:
Lol gently caress these people No you see they're on time because the last patch was late. So we shift everything ahead a few weeks to compensate These are the kinds of people used car scammers prey on successfully Oh your car is over heating and blew the engine? Sorry it was the guy who owned it before you nothing I can do about it buddy. That'll be 3k for a new engine. Sigh price of car ownership I'm afraid !
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They were cashing out lovely merch longer than they've been pretending to make a game Shameless
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Aug 14, 2019 19:45
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It's so organic Definitely not carefully staged in anticipation of another lovely convention
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Beet Wagon posted:why don't star citizens own furniture I'd post that picture of Clifford's bed bug ridden fold out couch but , you can just imagine it
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Agony Aunt posted:I think this picture is a perfect analogy of the development of SC. money
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does anyone know what the first game to have a seasons pass was? I'm trying hard to remember, and it may have been a call of duty? it seems to be allover the place now, it's the goto method to sell dlc to people before its even finished or released
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Aug 18, 2019 08:20
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did someone forget to point the corpse of ben in the correct direction of the camera again? seriously with that shirt he might as well be ultra fat bernie lomax
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Aug 20, 2019 03:37
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The new 650$ jpeg is a heavily armoured mine layer with space for 8 crew. With turrets and lots of guns Lol They have never managed to get any multi crew ships working properly Congrats suckers
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Aug 24, 2019 19:25
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People do that all the time with real life companies, cars etc I know a friend that collects corvettes, when the latest special edition was announced he put down a deposit and waited in line for the opportunity to buy one When he was finally ready for production, they called him up and he paid for it. Upon delivery day, He drove it! Wow magical what a time we live in, meanwhile all these idiots have put down their deposit (price of the dinner), sat through the sales talks, drank the free booze and watched the salespeople enthrall them with engine placement and other design decisions And at the end of the day they have the opportunity to open their wallets and buy not 1, but 2 if they choose! Shapcap "looks" like a normal member of society aside from his stupid getup, how does it come to the point where peoples self preservation skills against shysters like this actually drop off? He has a blanket answer anytime it is blatantly pointed out to him that he is being taken as a rube, they crafted the entire evening simply to empty his wallet of money. And he talks as if the president of Mercedes sat down with him personally to show off the new sports car , and MY GOD he has first pick !
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Aug 25, 2019 23:55
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I love the instant border setting DO YOU HAVE A DOG IN THIS FIGHT??? GET OUT IF NOT REAL MEN ARE FIGHTING HERE
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Zaphod42 posted:This is SO good, and there's no way in hell CR has done any coding on star citizen no one that uses a computer all day would dare put their glass of water that close the guy literally sat down and posed for the shot, he probably wandered off right after that take and someone had to stop him from lurching into traffic the man looks and sounds like a baboon and it's a wonder he has managed to get this far in life without choking on his own tongue
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I had a fun day playing golf and hit some good shots, so I'm feeling energetic Gonna cook up a nice meal , crack open a bottle of wine and then put on a movie, how about The Perception I hear it is a sleeper hit of the year. Trip report to follow if I don't gouge my eyes out halfway through.
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Colostomy Bag posted:Do a Event Horizon game for the love of god. Ok first hurdle. I can't get more than 1mbps on a torrent for the movie, there are only about 4 seeders That right there should tell you all you need to know. It will be about 20min to download, so enough time to cook at least Meanwhile this : https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8350360 Has over 900 seeds LOL
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Initial 10 minutes The acting isnt that bad. I've seen much worse The plot is extremely contrived however The parallels between the real life sandi and the movie character are hilarious She does nothing but goto movie auditions all day Her husband stays at home and works on his novel , his masterpiece which he can never finish because of his deep rooted mental issues I gotta keep going
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Aug 27, 2019 02:19
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Ok I got ahead of myself The acting is pretty bad Think as wooden as act of valor with the range of a jpeg
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Aug 27, 2019 02:32
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I'm almost done. I found myself skipping through 5 - 10 minute chunks because the plot pacing was so slow a tedious trying to establish the end result , the flash backs/forwards were painful The biggest annoyance so far is they spelled it prozack for some reason , instead of prozac
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Aug 27, 2019 03:00
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Ah it was all a ruse !!! Good on you novel writing man , you caught them in their deceit Phew what an epic masterpiece of movie story telling if only to rival wing commander This white is great btw , kept me going the whole time, and i got it for free !
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It's done. Over finished. Complete I have nothing else to say , it was a very generic and boring attempt at a mind twisting who dunnit Now to drink the remainder of this bottle and play some elite dangerous
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Aug 27, 2019 03:14
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No radergast on the menu?? Or hairy Robert's?
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Virtual Captain posted:Daily restarts on servers is a totally normal thing for developers stuck in 1999 My plex server at home has been live for almost a year, lol I'm better at servers than a half billion dollar company
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Zadda posted:Going through saved images and gifs folder of the thread great moments: I dont like this man, no sir
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