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SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Ah. gently caress, I'll have to scrape my old gifs from the old thread.

Wait, I've got the recent AtV downloaded...

See you in the arse.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 15:06

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# ¿ Jul 12, 2025 01:43

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 15:15

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Not sure how, but this guy can completely shut his mouth between two frames of a video

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 15:33

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 15:35

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Please, somebody, do something here.

Make him pet :pgabz:

or Sandi or give him a DJ booth

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 15:38

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Thanks ATV for highlighting the worst shot of the presenter I would have otherwise missed.
666 kB

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 15:43

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Sarsapariller posted:

Who's spending all this money?

Who's running the funding tracker?

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 22:00

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Tokamak posted:

CryEngine 3's netcode could support up to 32 players out of the box, hth.

Out of the box. Whatever Cig has now is the Schroedinger's CryEngine.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 09:04

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

So, how many boxes has Ben got?

# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 12:39

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

WTF is Magic and Wine Tasting?

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 12:01

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Is there a way to get China involved in this?

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 03:59

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

no_recall posted:

When players can begin to grind for credits / UEC / Alpha tokens, yes.

No, I meant having a Chinese embassy go after Chris's throat for Xian.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 18:02

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

nawledgelambo posted:

Thanks for posting and letting us know

He was more fun when he was saying Rio Olympics was perfectly fine,.between reports of people being mugged and pools going green.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 03:55

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

AP posted:

Moma, want to try for a bonus round?

I say someone in the image above recently left CIG.

Community Subscribers?

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 11:28

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

moveable shape posted:

Everybody stop talking about Star Marine or evocatti patch bullshit and start taking about how much loving money has been wasted producing this embarrassment.

He doesn't usually look wasted.

Usually.

moveable shape posted:

Where the gently caress did the money go?

Still listed in AtV credits as the editor.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 10:20

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Solarin posted:

# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 20:05

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

1500 posted:

Who says the person is facing you?

And it's not an arm, it's a leg.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 20:18

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

MeLKoR posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pu3Rwe4.mp4

Put a label here.
http://i.imgur.com/tHYs1zA.mp4

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 18:07

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Samizdata posted:

Wait. Shouldn't that be just "o"?

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# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 20:15

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Evil_Greven posted:

This ATV is loving painful to listen to.

These guys are monotonically reading from a script like baby's first presentation.

Photoshop masters, there's a horse-driven cart somewhere missing its two straw-hat bumpkins.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 03:48

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

What's the parking sensor for, then?

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 03:55

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Jason Sextro posted:

hopefully CIG has plans in place to institute driver's license and then you'll have to do things like space hill parking and space parallel parking

Think of the disabled space parking spaces.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 04:25

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Where in the procedural gently caress did CIG hire this many gnomes?

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 14:19

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

And here's CIG's CS vs the leavers. Begs a caption. (you can get the gif by replacing .mp4 with gif)

http://i.imgur.com/tsZ5nk7.mp4

Also, this...

Yes, could you tone down on the Cthulhu summoner?

But not like this

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 14:49

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Acquilae posted:

page 69

http://i.imgur.com/Oq6tBwn.mp4

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 18:27

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Lladre posted:

Why is she doing the I'm giving someone a blow job schtick?
It's just weird a VP of a multi million dollar company in charge of HR and Marketing would do such a thing.

Nah, she's been doing it since she was a li... Eww...

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 18:29

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Daztek posted:

http://i.imgur.com/2kykGUa.gifv

Success!

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 19:41

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

hakimashou posted:

Lol its poor man's ginger Kai Owen with an ear ring.

Poor man's? This is the best 140 million can buy!

# ¿ Dec 10, 2016 12:28

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Chomp.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2016 12:42

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

The AtV was under 20 minutes long, had more than a minute of a guy walking away from a table, and a minute of this.

They've got nothing. This needs to be a refund button.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2016 13:09

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

It's very parking-sensitive. Ticklish, even.

That's why every CIG's ship starts jumping if you touch them wrong on the pad. Ve-e-ery ticklish.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2016 16:58

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

CIG should look into licensing this, and making it whale-sized

http://i.imgur.com/n6K5Z9P.mp4

http://www.secondlivestock.com/public/acd.php

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 14:44

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

The Titanic posted:

Thinking about this topic right now!

Thinking hard!

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 20:09

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Tippis posted:

That's the funny thing. Bethesda has actually spent a decade and a half on trying to make _________work, and even when it does what it should, this creates is a standing point of ribbing and derision in every game they release.

Bethesda should have stuck to making Terminator games.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 18:31

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

It's Derek Smarta.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 11:02

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

1. ! raffle
2. ! raffle
3. ! raffle
4. <message deleted>
5. ! raffle

Roll roll roll your build
loving up the stream
Chris is high, Ben is fat
Sandi lives the dream

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 15:55

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Chris and Sandi staring into the camera for a minute.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 20:06

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

The loving outlines are killing me.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 20:07

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Ahahaha, what the hell?! Fix your overlays.

And fix Sean's sound.

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# ¿ Jul 12, 2025 01:43

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Holy loving poo poo.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 20:11

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