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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Ah. gently caress, I'll have to scrape my old gifs from the old thread.

Wait, I've got the recent AtV downloaded...

See you in the arse.

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Not sure how, but this guy can completely shut his mouth between two frames of a video

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



:discourse:

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Please, somebody, do something here.

Make him pet :pgabz: or Sandi or give him a DJ booth

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Thanks ATV for highlighting the worst shot of the presenter I would have otherwise missed.
666 kB

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Sarsapariller posted:

Who's spending all this money?
Who's running the funding tracker?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Tokamak posted:

CryEngine 3's netcode could support up to 32 players out of the box, hth.
Out of the box. Whatever Cig has now is the Schroedinger's CryEngine.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

So, how many boxes has Ben got?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

WTF is Magic and Wine Tasting?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Is there a way to get China involved in this?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

no_recall posted:

When players can begin to grind for credits / UEC / Alpha tokens, yes.
No, I meant having a Chinese embassy go after Chris's throat for Xian.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

nawledgelambo posted:

Thanks for posting and letting us know
He was more fun when he was saying Rio Olympics was perfectly fine,.between reports of people being mugged and pools going green.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

AP posted:

Moma, want to try for a bonus round?



I say someone in the image above recently left CIG.
Community Subscribers?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

moveable shape posted:

Everybody stop talking about Star Marine or evocatti patch bullshit and start taking about how much loving money has been wasted producing this embarrassment.
He doesn't usually look wasted.



Usually.





moveable shape posted:

Where the gently caress did the money go?
Still listed in AtV credits as the editor.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

1500 posted:

Who says the person is facing you?
And it's not an arm, it's a leg.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Put a label here.
http://i.imgur.com/tHYs1zA.mp4

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Samizdata posted:

Wait. Shouldn't that be just "o"?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Evil_Greven posted:

This ATV is loving painful to listen to.

These guys are monotonically reading from a script like baby's first presentation.



Photoshop masters, there's a horse-driven cart somewhere missing its two straw-hat bumpkins.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

What's the parking sensor for, then?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Jason Sextro posted:

hopefully CIG has plans in place to institute driver's license and then you'll have to do things like space hill parking and space parallel parking
Think of the disabled space parking spaces.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Where in the procedural gently caress did CIG hire this many gnomes?





SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



And here's CIG's CS vs the leavers. Begs a caption. (you can get the gif by replacing .mp4 with gif)

http://i.imgur.com/tsZ5nk7.mp4

Also, this...



Yes, could you tone down on the Cthulhu summoner?

But not like this

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

http://i.imgur.com/Oq6tBwn.mp4

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Lladre posted:

Why is she doing the I'm giving someone a blow job schtick?
It's just weird a VP of a multi million dollar company in charge of HR and Marketing would do such a thing.
Nah, she's been doing it since she was a li... Eww...

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Success!

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

hakimashou posted:

Lol its poor man's ginger Kai Owen with an ear ring.
Poor man's? This is the best 140 million can buy!

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Chomp.



SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

The AtV was under 20 minutes long, had more than a minute of a guy walking away from a table, and a minute of this.



They've got nothing. This needs to be a refund button.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

It's very parking-sensitive. Ticklish, even.

That's why every CIG's ship starts jumping if you touch them wrong on the pad. Ve-e-ery ticklish.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

CIG should look into licensing this, and making it whale-sized

http://i.imgur.com/n6K5Z9P.mp4

http://www.secondlivestock.com/public/acd.php

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

The Titanic posted:

Thinking about this topic right now!

Thinking hard!

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Tippis posted:

That's the funny thing. Bethesda has actually spent a decade and a half on trying to make _________work, and even when it does what it should, this creates is a standing point of ribbing and derision in every game they release.
Bethesda should have stuck to making Terminator games.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

It's Derek Smarta.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

1. ! raffle
2. ! raffle
3. ! raffle
4. <message deleted>
5. ! raffle

Roll roll roll your build
loving up the stream
Chris is high, Ben is fat
Sandi lives the dream

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Chris and Sandi staring into the camera for a minute.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

The loving outlines are killing me.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Ahahaha, what the hell?! Fix your overlays.

And fix Sean's sound.

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Holy loving poo poo.

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