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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry




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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

ArfJason posted:

I want nothing more out of the excruciating transition through this mortal coil than having the one reprieve from the onslaught of modern jew controlled media that is counter strike devolve into endless nonstop pre 2005 snark about the fresh as gently caress team fortress 2 jokes and the synthesized AIDS that is blizzards latest garbage. Please, make more epic as hell jokes about what a MOBA is truly defined by and the hilarious self referential mouse sensitivity jokes or the :razz: as gently caress youre just bad thing that will make us all unhinge our jaws in laughter becoming the cataclysmic chant that brings about some homosexual elder god to life.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry
CR in early 2016: STAR MARINE IS ALREADY IN SHUT UP ABOUT IT

-panics offscreen and cusses at every employee, fires interns at random for problems that don't exist.


-CR inks deal with Amazon-

CR: ALL HANDS ON DECK FOR SQUADRON 42 STAR MARINE!

-CIG puts out mediocre space shootymans in less than a year. Its totally broken-

-CR triea to pimp amazon-

CR: THIS IS COOL AND GOOD YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry
PUA

Pick Up Artist

PUA

Persistent Universe - Alpha

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry
My insider source tells me that Jared needs the second job because CIG are behind on their payments. "Trimming the fat" as it were. This is also why his presence on the official CIG forums has dwindled. He simply doesn't work enough hours at CIG to put out a weekly update anymore. Ben's dissaperance remains a mystery, although its been hinted that he simply stays at home and collects disability cheques while drawing some money under the table from RSI'n'co.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry
TheAgent confirms one of my leaks: Chris Roberts removing himself from the project to allow himself to "focus more on rewrites and mocap (again)" is really a plot by Chris to slowly remove himself from the limelight before disappearing entirely from Star Citizen/CIG/RSI/etcetc.

Expect to see him in a non-extradition country within the next 3 months, most likely some march break bollocks.




There are also rumours that Sandi is in the process of divorcing Chris, again. This one may not be true as they didn't remarry, to my knowledge. This is easily verifiably by the fact that Sandi never wears her ring. Also, lol, she's getting full custody.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

ManofManyAliases posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yLTm8DZ8s4

It's a fancy cutscene. Don't get your panties twisted.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry
Star Citizen: We built the plane but forgot how to fly it


Star Citizen: In Development since Far Cry (2004)


Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

Tippis posted:

I wonder where he manages to reconcile the notion that UE4 was in development since 2003 (by one person!), with the notion that picking UE wasn't a good option when they started, especially when UE4 had been unveiled and presented to developers in 2012. I also wonder how he thinks all bajillion UE games (and training sims, and architectural/structure sims, and CG animation suites) that have come out since the late 90s were done without the source code… They weren't all done in UnrealScript. Also, one of the major selling points of UE4 was how easy it would be to migrate to, so none of the stuff they'd need to work on early on would really get in the way of that kind of upgrade.

Never mind the funny bit about how they always seem to want to include every previous version in the engine development time, but refuse to do so for Cryengine — it's the blatant nonsense about what else was actually available that gets really silly.

COBRA began in 1988, therefore Unreal Engine 4 began in 1998

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry
Star Citizen: All your posts are full of insults and bullshit, unlike mine you dumbass idiot :argh:

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry
Well you don't know what they are doing, so it must be unprecedented!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

Tippis posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Unreal_Engine_games
CTRL-F "MMORPG" — 58 matches.

Must be awful.

NO. UNREAL ENGINE 3 IS poo poo IT CAN'T PUSH AS MANY POLYGONS!


Furthermore, they couldn't have used Unreal Engine 4 even though it came out in May 2012, months before the kickstarter ever happened.


BUT DEVELOPMENT STARTED IN 2014!!!!!!!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry
The video explains it well, with pictures and everything!




He can't be credible, he's got a whole reddit sub dedicated to him!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

Madcosby posted:

haha nice burn dude you showed him

Finally, a post from Madcosby I can frame on my wall.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

Madcosby posted:

I'm not sure if ithis is an insult, but if it is, I expect goons to rush to my aid and protect my honor, as I have also programmed many garbage video games and hate star citizen.

"I'm not owned! I'm not owned" he said as he shrunk into a post about Derek Smart.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry
"I want something original, like Star Citizen" said nobody, ever.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry
http://nerdsontherocks.com/151-proof-movies-wing-commander-drinking-game/


1.Commedic – Whenever someone shouts “medic,” take a drink.

2.Wings on Fire – For every explosion or ship destruction, take a drink.

3.Any Ole Commander – Whenever someone is given an order, take a drink. Take 2 drinks whenever someone disregards those orders. Take 3, if someone listens to the orders and ends up dead anyhow.

4.Wing Commanders – For every reaction shot of the pilots in their cockpits, take a drink.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

ManofManyAliases posted:

People care way too much about a loving video game, tbh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

Decrepus posted:

This is a defense mechanism people use when they financially shrink into a corncob.

I believe you mean "financially shrink into some dough."

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry
Don't judge home interiors, just exteriors.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry
The fact that none of you can vibrate wildly, strike a T-pose, and meld into the table like me is loving :sad:

Ya'll make me sick.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

Mr. F! posted:

I'd say any thread other than obsessing about a video game and the people who are making that video game, for 450+ pages.

So the Nintendo Switch thread is bad and should be closed?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

alf_pogs posted:

i haven't kept close tabs on it but if it's anything like the wii u one...

I'm just trying to gauge how stupid you have to be to think there's an arbitrary limit to how many pages a discussion can have before it has "run its course."


But hey, at least we have the posting equivalent of a failed Tiananmen Square man with the FYADites, GBSers and whoever else coming around and telling us the world is round as if it'll somehow start changing posting habits of the people in this dead gay forum's dead gay thread about a dead gay game.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

ManofManyAliases posted:

8 Million more and we can finally make the game as Derek had said! Wooooooo



What you shitizens don't understand is that Derek made those predictions years ago before the project was expanded with such things as PROCEDURAL BIRDS that the community demanded Chris Roberts add to Star Citizen. As a result, its only reasonable that Derek's prediction would also increase.

You only have the community to blame, its not Derek's Chris' fault!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fImt5NcJhd0&t=253s

You're ruining my movie, man!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

Even in the vast emptiness of space (marooned on this small planet) its still possible to shoot once and somehow hit another ship.


(We're going to rock civilisation)

Even still, these spergs come up with a lot of words and theorycrafting.

But I guess its boring to say "THE SHIP YOU HIT HAD SHIELDS, WHICH ABSORBED THE BLOW."

-The crew continued T-posing and bugging out in piece until arriving at their destination, bacjwards and warped inside out, before causing large sections of the docking yard to split away from the main body and float away, never to be used again.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

ManofManyAliases posted:

No - absolutely not. Just more FUD to get the thread moving a bit.

Prove it.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry
ARF ARF HE'S OUR MAN

IF HE KEEPS POSTING

HE'LL GET A BAN!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry
It's okay, CIG won't sue because being called a scam by an online presence is no big deal and CIG is being really benevolent right now and they should get on their knees and kiss the hand of Roberts.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

ManofManyAliases posted:

*Mass* departures. If a person or two left, I'd like to know how that equates to "mass."

Oh, and what does putting me on record have to do with anything?

Depends on how much they weigh, dumbass.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

TheAgent posted:

also what exactly is ground breaking about this project

I have never understood the "they are creating tech that's never been designed before" line

there's no technology here that hasn't been used before

No but you see, Star Citizen is taking all games and genres and smashing them together like a toddler does with several jars of playdough and hoping that its parents will approve of the result.


Its a 1st Person 3rd Person Farming Trading Economics Flight Sim Combat Game with literally any scenario you can think of being possible!


Can your character get cancer? Yes, of course!

Can you adopt a pet, and will that pet have a detailed background that would make even the most accomplished poet, and novelist, weep at the detail and prose? loving DUH IT WILL!

Can I make all my money back from selling in-game items to other players so that my 10,000 dollar investment doesn't look so loving stupid? GET CHRIS ON THE LINE, HE CAN ARRANGE IT!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry
Nah guys, I can't go out today, I'm too busy telling people that what they are doing is bad and wrong and so is doxxing.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry

The Titanic posted:

I think if anything beyond how to/not to scam people come out of this, it should be the importance of graphics.

SC looks like a AAA game, the boring grey drab aside. It looks like a fantastic game. Because of this appearance, I think people are assuming every aspect of it is equally polished, like the underlying code. This just isn't the case though. But because it looks good, it gets tons and tons of breaks from people who would otherwise hate it.

So I guess good job there!

No no, you see, Star Citizen is still generating an income. Therefore, there is no way that Star Citizen could be experiencing any problems.

-/r/StarCitizen

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry
Still waiting on that gameplay video with live commentary

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini


Clapping Larry
Rants are the path to the Smart side. Rants lead to anger. Anger leads to doubt. Doubt leads to refunding.

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