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CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Thanks for the greatest hits all in one post.

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CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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You broke his toasty warm heart by being a filthy leaver, you monster!

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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I.N.R.I posted:

What's wrong with being in a wheelchair?

Well, we're all bloods in here and we just don't like crips.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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I.N.R.I posted:

No worries there. I always stand out, no? :-]

Given I see my parents twice every day in spite of not living in their basement, can't really say that, no.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Wuxi posted:

Lets all come together, Games, FYAD, ADTRW in this Chrismas season and remind ourselves that the truly worst forum is D&D anyway

Follow this catte's motions against all D&D discussion

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Seriously, all those vids might as well be encapsulated by this overarching one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Ch6N8QT00

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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ManofManyAliases posted:

Highly doubtful. Still a lot of bugs in the flight model and a larger bug currently crashing GPUs. I don't see it for 2016.

FTFY

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Okay, I'm honestly getting loving sick of this word, so imma ask: Is evocati literally the name CIG gave to their creme-de-la-creme testers? This wasn't some label tacked on by evil goonies or such, this is literally what they came up with?

Because if so... :laffo:

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Sunswipe posted:

The romance in Alpha Protocol with SIE is perfect. :colbert:



Whaddup, fellow muscle-lady lovin' bro?

But yea, I don't blame The Titanic for not completing it. Pick the wrong talents and you can legit get yourself stuck with no way of progressing.

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 10:41 on Dec 8, 2016

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Thought I might actually read and not skim over a post or two of the new additions to this thread...but no, fuckin' lovely Star Citizen fanfiction just had to make me feel like a fool for even considering it.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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MeLKoR posted:

You should write a novel about your experience.

...of Star Citizen? That'd be worth no more than a short cautionary story, if at all. Most likely a metaphorical one too, so as I don't feel too dirty. TBH I don't know why more self-described writers don't like writing short stories more. Every wannabe nerd just aspiring to bloviate their autism like GRRM or Tolkien I guess.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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I did like SimYouLater getting into a shouting match with the other team of self-described writers tho.

More posting of SimYouLater vs InfoRedux plz Mirificus. :allears:

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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XK posted:

That guy's biggest problem with his stories is it's all exposition. Long tracts of exposition are just boring as poo poo to read, and totally non-engaging. It's not even Star Citizen fanfiction, by the way, it's Spore fanfiction (Spore fanfiction, what the gently caress?), and random concept writing exercises.

They could almost be interesting to read, if not for all the exposition. There is the problem where if you remove his boring parts, all the interesting parts come from the original proposition, which he didn't even create.

He's still better than 50% of the population at writing, but that's saying absolutely nothing.

Well yea, basically there's nothing to hook you in, to make you give a poo poo about his tale. Hence why I didn't even notice it's about fuckin' Spore.

Terribly reminiscent of what I remember written about Star Citizen's universe TBH :v: I wonder if that's why he bought into the scam hook, line and sinker like he did? That those, who post this kind of boring drivel, are also terribly easily seduced by it, when it comes from other people?

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Dec 11, 2016

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Fat Shat Sings posted:

maybe arfjason was right on some things, but not about his anti-semitism and racist hatred of jews.

He should just call his parents more often.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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janssendalt posted:

I come to SA for my SC news now


how hosed up is that



hey guys

butbutbut...I thought you said Reddit was, liek, superior in every way andahahahahahah

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Great and unique experience getting scammed out of hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars over .jpegs. 10/10, would again! lol

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Foo Diddley posted:

Bullshit. The backers will vanish and never mention it again, like the OUYA

Normally, that happens...but SC has grown such a phenomenal cult around it that I'm betting they'll still proudly defend and mention it, like it gives them some sort of special e-cred or some poo poo.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Fat Shat Sings posted:

Fun Fact: He legally changed his name to Wulf Knight. I want to make sure everyone remembers that.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Truga posted:

All this fish tank talk reminds me of a citizen some 3 years ago, that was really really mad the servers went down for a 24h maintenance/patch, because he was streaming his fishtank 24/7 on twitch and it was allegedly very popular and this was affecting production and furthermore :kingsley:

If I remember right, that stream back then (October or November) was actually mostly laid back. 2013 was the year when the lunatics were mostly only on the periphery rather than the majority. Unless there was *another* stream right after it you're thinking of...

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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While I agree there's no need to make poo poo up to make CIG look even more utterly incompetent than they already are, I wouldn't be surprised if my amount is counted by them as a 'goon' donation simply because my name was 'backtraced' by posting here right before I got the refund and then some more in full.

Also...go gently caress yourself, 2016.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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jfc...Slovenian Home Guard, as one countryman to another, go gently caress yourself asswipe. Not that you're likely to post anywhere but Youtube comments. Maybe Yahoo comments or such, to get your panties in a bunch at the latest 'immigrants' story.

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Dec 28, 2016

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Cao Ni Ma posted:

Watch FAU start his own forums with the rest of the admins and leave lowtax hanging dry

He's too busy with feminism threads in D&D. That'll prolly keep him too busy for that. Heck, it explains why he and the FYAD brigade have been terribly lacking in here as of late.

Also...thread is funny again, thanks Ben Parry and of course kikkveliho or however you're spelt. <3

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Tarquinn posted:

Yeah, I am pretty sure that is our old insane friend Bester. Good times. :unsmith:

I love how goons can't even remember his actual name, just the name his old AV got remembered by and which drove him mad. :laffo:

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Syd Syko posted:

Ok, so what you're saying is, you don't actually know poo poo about what they did or didn't do, and are basing your bullshit off of some poo poo you read on the internet. Uh, ok, whatever dude, toodles~

There's a very important question that I don't think anyone's ever asked you itt.

How much you in for, commando?

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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spacetoaster posted:

Do you, or anyone here, have a copy of the peas agreement we drew up? I'm going to add bester to our drama thread.

Or the screenshots of Coda and his 'nukes launched' incident that prompted it? I seriously regret now counting on Goonrathi obsession to do it instead of me. :smith:

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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I.N.R.I posted:

yeah, i meant is it true he claimed all of that stuff, thanks for clarifying.

i think its really over the line to go that much effort to "expose" someone especially when a lot of it doesnt have anything to do with the game, although whether or not it has anything to do with the game isnt really important either. additionally i think its really bad that its apparently fair game to do insults based on his creepy detective work in this thread. if shes guilty of some kind of crime or fraud whatever then the way to get justice is report her to the authorities or take her to court or something.

You should call your parents about how you are part of #istandwithsandi, the year's almost up.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Spermanent Record posted:

Re : discussing Chris, Sandi, Ben's personal lives.

They're running a confidence scam; taking millions of dollars from vulnerable people. A big part of their success has been down to presenting themselves as successful, high flying rich people who don't really need your money to succeed (but give us money).

Anything that breaks that illusion and shows them as the scum they really are is good and right. If it helps even one person to reevaluate their position then we're made a difference.

Sounds like just more doxxing apologism to me! I'm calling the FYAD morality police. :colbert:

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Felt like chiming in, so sorry to every regular of this thread that's suffered loss in this absolutely lovely year.

Hopefully 2017 brings a bit more cheer...like CIG's ELE finally happening.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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hahahahah...

ahhh man...Imma enjoy reading up on this stupid poo poo when I'm a bit more sober and before the morality police shows up to scream 'doxx' again, to be sure...2017...off to a great start...happy new year of SC drama, crazy crazy thread.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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The Saddest Robot posted:

Is this wtfosaurus clown really the same as the Rockstar Seduction guy or is that just some rando comment that everyone's taking too seriously?

...well, the nipple twisting described over there seems to match his new years' live performance sooo...

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Lube banjo posted:

wait why is derek defending star citizen?

he gotcha

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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I apologize so much, ArfJason, I did not mean to cause you undue distress by laughing at an exposed scam artist that is promoting a scam made by other scam artists and suffering from it. We all know how totally not funny that is. Also, such people should not be exposed, so that people might actually think twice before falling for the promoted scam. They should buy in to Star Citizen when they see such upstanding people as WTFOsaurus promoting their game. Clearly, this is the morally superior choice. Yes. YES!

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Jan 1, 2017

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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BTW, I called my parents and beat them in Settlers of Catan 3 games straight. Thanks for the advice, I.N.R.I. :3:

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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nawledgelambo posted:

I'm pretty sure INRI or Arjason or that Bourne supremacy poster guy with the Medal of Internet avatar don't really give a gently caress either, they're just succeeding in baiting you all in with their concern trolling which in itself never fails, so why stop

ps hey inri i hope you had a good Hanukkah :c)

FTFY

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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I am dissapointed the OP of that thread is not Seraph86. Then again, not seeing him in that thread gives me hope that pedo finally went bankrupt from his buttcoins and SC 'investments'.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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I don't think she was an escort, but deffo was a porn star of the most benign fetish one can imagine. So yea, maybe he paid to tickle her.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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WTFOSAURUS is literally Barry Shitpeas

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I think it's pretty telling that Star Citizen is so devoid of content that this thread can spend a full day talking about how creepy that guy was on a livestream that had nothing to do with SC. Granted that this guy is one of the most visible ambassadors for the game, and has displayed a level of tolerance for this poo poo gameplay that most people would associate with a paid job, but if this phenomena wasn't less about personalities and was about gameplay we wouldn't care.

Of course the phenomena reflects the product.

Well, as someone else put it pretty well - by this point SC is less so a game or even a tech demo, but a confidence scam. The shitizens that are still in for it don't pledge on the merits of the gameplay or, at this point, even I would argue at the potential gameplay in the future to fulfill their nerd fantasy. If that were objectively the case, then in the span of a couple of months CIG would get torn to shreds by individual lawsuits out the rear end and go bankrupt within half a year most likely.

Instead, they pledge purely on the word of the personalities that regularly shill for the game (CIG and streamers such as WTFO) and their promises. So long as they have confidence in that, hilarious as it is, it staves off the abyss for the whole project and CIG.

It is even moreso telling that by this point their defense brigade barely cares anymore if you point out to them for a millionth time, just how retarded CIG's practices are for an alpha or how we were supposed to be long past the alpha stage by now based on their promises, but do something like this or uncovering Sandi's tickle fetish work and suddenly you get hilarious poo poo like #IStandWithSandi drawing them out of the woodworks, because god forbid that their precious trust in these scam artists gets dented and they actually consider that the thousands of dollars they 'invested' in CIG might be lost forever and for nothing.

So yea...the thread senses this and leans into it moreso than the umpteenth discussion of mechanics or procedures, really.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Gradis posted:

call his parents. tell them they need to spank his bum.

The Warlord certainly thought as much with that kid in the wheelchair.

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CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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I.N.R.I posted:

sounds like its time for some fwiggin goon justice

GBS certainly thinks so in another case that also demands your critical insight.

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