Star Citizen: Death of a Space Thread?

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Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Sunswipe posted:

I hope there's going to be a fastening your safety belt minigame.

It's being mocapped as we speak.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 00:03

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 04:52

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Cris roburts iz a wazzock!

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 21:53

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Decrepus posted:

Agreed. It appears to be lacking the crotch ventilation system that Mark Hamil's armor had.

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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 17:10

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

They even did a mini-documentary on how incompetent they were for CitCon this year.

Yeah it was called CitCon *badumptish*

# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 13:18

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

I had pizza earlier, it was really nice, brazilianpeanutwar 1 derek 0

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 01:07

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Avocados on pizza's good, avocados on star citizen baaaad. This thread really needs some Eightace doesn't it? Come on Eightace tell us some poo poo.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 07:32

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

i'm a wanker, i'm a cheese lord

what the hell am i doing here?

eating pizza, not playing sc

Cheeeeeese ridin' out againnnn OooohOOHH!

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 02:03

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

thank you for rescuing me commando o9

Ham always happy to help.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 02:29

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

AP posted:

https://twitter.com/somebadideas/status/807141424030486530

Oh poo poo, I feel what the old man is saying but I also feel sorry for the young guy, he looks heartbroken.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2016 01:23

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

Yeah, I felt bad for the guy and his team. They worked hard on this. Miyazaki eviscerated them; I don't think I've ever witness such a thorough critical beatdown.

Something not depressing :

# ¿ Dec 10, 2016 01:36

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

peter gabriel posted:

2.6 won't come out this year and if it does I will eat my own arse

Live stream it, you'll get more views than anything sc ever produced.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 15:18

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

ArfJason posted:

Let this be a lesson to everyone else: Doxxing is really hosed up, as is sending death threats, and these people can't help themselves, even with someone telling them its really messed up.

And yet you're still here, maybe...I dunno....stop using this terrible mean nasty forum where you're constantly being doxxed?

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 19:33

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

ManofManyAliases posted:

I'm clouds. Derek is windmills. Get that right.

You're a fart cloud, derek is a broken handheld fan.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 19:53

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

XK posted:

I always use "crobbler", instead of the more apparent "crobber". "Crobber" is much closer to the actual name, and "crobbler" adds an 'L' in from nowhere, but I justify it by imagining Chris Roberts as the McDonald's Hamburgler, who always ran around saying "robble robble" while blatantly grabbing and stealing and trying to get away with things. "Crobbler" also has a better mouth feel.

In addition, wearing a striped outfit might be fitting for his future.

Derek, spill some deets or just stop. Those tweets are just about you getting unbanned from fdev forums again, aren't they? Whatever they are about, they won't pay-off unless employees are locked out, there are pictures of people in blue windbreakers with 3 letters on the back carrying boxes of documents out of an office building, or investigation warrants are unsealed.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 22:25

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

They'll bring someone REALLLLY boring to talk for an hour, preferably a fat guy with specs and the most boring voice ever.Oh wait they did that last time.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 19:55

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

It's like ben's in a hostage video and he's about to be beheaded any second, loving hell this is so amateur!

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 20:33

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

peter gabriel posted:

So I'm back, how is 2.6?

We've gone back to 1.0 and everything's going.to.be.just.fine.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 00:35

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

peter gabriel posted:

CIG do a livestream for hours which shows so little that was new that even INN come out and say the have zero faith in CIG. Then in a kneejerk reaction to the huge backlash from teary eyed turbonerds CIG hastily poo poo out a version of what we already had, but with the added hilarity that you can no longer access the bulk of the game, and you have to restart the client after every 'round' of 90s tier poo poo FPS boredom.

MoMA declares this a victory and with it his last remaining shred of dignity goes *poof* and vanishes

Stop spreading FUD cat-man!

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 20:37

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Someone get me the catnip, before he destroys us all......

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 20:45

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Xaerael posted:

I did a photoshop joke response to this, but it's so disrespectful I felt like I couldn't post it. =(

Do eeet! edit : goddayumn!

Brazilianpeanutwar fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Dec 20, 2016

# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 03:17

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 17:00

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

"gently caress they're always making fun of me, I can't take it anymore!"

"I know i'll say I've got connections yeeeeah that'll seem mysterious and cool" *goes back to stranglewanking*

# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 21:54

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Wrecked Angle posted:

Why are you stranglewanking dude?

It's the holidays. Your family don't deserve to find you dead from autoerotic asphyxiation, I'll call your parents and let them know. I've got their number from when I doxxed you last.

Something something parents are dead, something something about a belt........

# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 22:20

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Merry Christmas and happy soon to be new year everyone, hope you had good prezzies and are planning your new years resolutions when it comes.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2016 17:17

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Star citizen : Doxx Doxx Doxx Doxx Doxtor beet

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 17:57

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

I.N.R.I posted:

Thats fine by me since i was replying to the other guy and not whoever you are

The mask slips a little a bit further......

# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 05:02

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

no_recall posted:

Can someone who understands game development please explain to me why his radar is gliching out?

Some kinda hack?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtFHmeaFGcM&t=1486s

Yes it's a hack, a hack known as chris Roberts.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 05:28

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

ManofManyAliases posted:

2 Others. gently caress off.

Handbags at dawn everybody!

# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 23:51

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Star citizen :Marine biologists might want to check out other threads

# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 21:16

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

Why would they want to do that when this thread is clearly about fish now?

I meant because MOMA is a shark killing oval office (come at me MOMA you oval office)

Thundercatte tax :

Brazilianpeanutwar fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Jan 5, 2017

# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 22:08

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Beet Wagon posted:

I genuinely can't decide what the funniest part of that picture is. What do you think the odds are that guy has a Constellation Phoenix?

On another note, commandos seem to believe that planetary landings are coming in 3.0 (whenever that may be) but if you look closely none of the 3.0 slides from Citcon list "planetary landing" anywhere on them, only the vague "Stanton System Rollout"

How mad do you think they'll be when in addition to not showing up until this summer 3.0 doesn't have any planets to land on?

Regrettable posted:

Haha have you guys really never seen that pic? I saw it years ago, makes me laugh every time :allears:

# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 22:44

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

mrchinchin25 posted:

Star Citizen: Just ~~fancy~~ cutscenes

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 23:49

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Don't touch the poop, don't sniff or eat the poop, certainly don't smear the poop all over the walls of twitter, don't doxx the poop or talk to the poop.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 00:42

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

ManofManyAliases posted:

Please tell me from which financial statement or document you obtained that info.

Your mum.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 01:39

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

MeLKoR posted:

The OA is the biggest piece of poo poo waste of time I went through in the last couple of decades and I still watch The Walking Dead. It ends it a bunch of idiots performing a ridiculous interpretive dance for a school shooter.

It means Original Angel by the way, and no, it's not tongue in cheek.

I want my 8 hours back.

There, you already got more value out of this thread than the whales will ever get from CIG and you didn't even have to pay me a dime.

You mean you didn't turn it off in the first 10 minutes after that sex scene that looked like someone rubbing two dolls together and the ridiculous "looking out of the window forlornly with my pert bottom on show for all to see" scene?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 05:31

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

ManofManyAliases posted:

CIG doesn't have poo poo

Well you said it.......

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 20:46

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

ManofManyAliases posted:

Three years of Derek and gang complaining. Not one agency chose to do anything about it. Every single refund was approved by CIG (ultimately) and never once was it mandated or ordered by anyone outside of CIG. Oh well.

And yet....no game....makes ya think.......

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 20:52

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Star citizen: You assume I possess testicles

# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 18:34

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Pelican Dunderhead posted:

but every character in star citizen is the same model of a white male?

Gonna make space rape mechanics a little one sided.......

# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 21:34

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 04:52

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

ManofManyAliases posted:

It's not over, so he can't be right or wrong right now.

Stranglewank

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 00:12

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