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I think this is a troll post on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/67dgvu/new_information_about_cargo_placement/ https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/50259/thread/discouraging-cargo-without-grav-plating-1/118114
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 16:11 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 14:43 |
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Derek deduces that it's over soon, based on assumptions of reason and justice. I am afraid those assumptions are wrong and this festering boil can ooze pus for at least another three years. Beexoffel fucked around with this message at 12:10 on Apr 28, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 12:05 |
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http://mailchi.mp/cloudimperiumgames/meet-the-defender-of-the-banu-140357 https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php/259596-The-Star-Citizen-Thread-v5?p=5454139&viewfull=1#post5454139
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 11:39 |
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Fatkraken posted:hey thread i made you something
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 21:19 |
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The Titanic posted:Somebody needs to ask CR how he plans on mocapping all these animations except in zero-g because what if your space ships gravity is turned off but you really need to have a meal in the cafeteria otherwise your space man will be tired/die of starvation. Incoming mocap on vomit comet to capture zero-g cafeteria physics.
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 18:18 |
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 19:09 |
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I did my part. An acquaintance asked: "You play Star Citizen, right? I'm considering trying it." I said, "Hahaha! No." He probably confused with me mentioning I play Elite: Dangerous. Then I listed him some traits of SC and pointed him to the OP of this thread. He said he had a good laugh and is now happily playing Eve Online.
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 18:28 |
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DarkRefreshment posted:Lies. No one "happily" plays Eve. You have to be sort of a masochist just to hit OK on the installer. I'll tell him the honeymoon won't last...
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 20:25 |
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Star Citizen: anything else that came from the game was a bonus.
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 20:33 |
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Viscous Soda posted:Is nobody going to comment on how those cats are in what looks like a office, sealed with a chunk of drywall shoved into the door handles? Because I'm pretty sure I could push out of there, much less 400 pounds of predator. I noticed it, but am almost a hundred pages behind on the thread.
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 12:04 |
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Hav posted:That should be a ship. Thanks for that! It's a comic from my childhood.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 12:04 |
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Looks like Diablo dungeon tombs to me.
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# ¿ May 28, 2017 22:17 |
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DarkRefreshment posted:You know when I wasn't caught up and I lurked more in this thread I saw all the food posts and thought "How the gently caress does that even happen"
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# ¿ May 31, 2017 19:11 |
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beep_boop posted:Is moma still around? I found a new kickstarter with his name all over it: I wonder what makes people start crowdfunding when 1000 pounds is the goal. Can't most people capable of developing a product, save up for such an amount in a year?
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 14:32 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Looks like they already have the molds and design, so this is basically a pre-order. That's why the gate is so low. I used to think crowdfunding was to buy the means of production to implement a fully planned product. Like, one has a design, an idea, just not the money to make it. But now I get it's either of two things: no idea and no plan, or a full design and production infrastructure just needing some more advertising.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 15:43 |
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Beet Wagon posted:My favorite part about this whole thing is that I occasionally remember they made a big deal out of the fact that they were gonna make branded joysticks for like six months and then we never heard anything about them after that, to the point that I often forget it was even a thing. On the E:D forums, someone found that the joystick prototype was auctioned on eBay: https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php/355735-Star-Citizen-Thread-v6?p=5590339&viewfull=1#post5590339 It's here: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SAITEK-ATOM-PATHFINDER-THROTTLE-amp-JOYSTICK-SAMPLES-RARE-COLLECTABLE-NOT-FOR-USE-/272672382628?orig_cvip=true And looks like the thing presented here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEr6du5x0cc&t=172s
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 22:16 |
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Roflan posted:Don't tell Ben or he'll start a crowd fund to buy it... Or better yet, buy it and then tell Ben and sell it to him. After 4 bids, it was sold for £54.00.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 22:48 |
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big nipples big life posted:Please tell me the person who wrote that has used the words "you don't understand game development" at some point in his redditing career.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 18:17 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Time for some stories: Thanks, I'll keep this game in mind for if I ever get a VR set!
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 20:51 |
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Deathsquid posted:In the last 6 years, the RSI has dominated four studios, which it has united into one devzone, CIG. The RSI has origins from the Kickstarter Development in which a bunch of hopefuls and has-beens tried to ride the nostalgia train to riches. All studios except for the RSI swore reasonable development time upon their backers. There is no financial accountability in the RSI, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful mocap procedures, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with donuts and candy. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The development they have caused is so bad, the game models would freeze in a tense T-position. They would then clip through the floor afterwards. Saved to my SC folder.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 11:31 |
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hot balls man no homo posted:Mine was actually a plan for an underground clubhouse that could only be accessed by going through quicksand like in SMB3 I had actually started digging in my granddad's garden.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 18:28 |
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BeigeJacket posted:Croberto has no vision. There's nothing in his wretched game that isn't a shabby knock-off of one or two sci-fi franchises from 40 years ago. Iain Banks' sci fi novels.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 11:56 |
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BeigeJacket posted:I tried reading one of his years ago. A large portion of it was written phonetically from the viewpoint of some AI/android thing and it was just too mental for my feeble mind to handle. Oops, Feersum Endjinn is not a good start. Try The Algebraist.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 12:02 |
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Lladre posted:Thanks.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 23:28 |
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Sappo569 posted:Derek please no one cares about your game , we just want things to laugh at via Chris crobberts and his team of misfit developers I think the tech and cost compares are informative.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 23:31 |
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Othin posted:ITYOL 2017 I still have no idea what the difference between CIG and RSI is. When I'm talking poo poo to backers which of those entities should I indicate has no loving clue what they're doing besides milking whales for more money? I prefer Roberts SI because C Imperium G is full of bombastic hubris, while Roberts SI is merely vanity before the fall. And because the company and backers seem to prefer CIG, while using RSI reminds the listener that they are dealing with a personality cult.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 19:00 |
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The Titanic posted:It would be fun if this could end like a movie, with outtakes from all the popular people. Stimpire author: It was everything I wanted it to be.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 23:13 |
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TheAgent posted:I mean their big hype right now is engine trails Was this before or after Elite Dangerous introduced coloured engine trails? Also, entrails.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 20:17 |
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Quavers posted:After. But Star Citizen en'trails have fidelity But of course.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 21:25 |
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All those misplaced capitals look familiar.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 19:05 |
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D_Smart posted:https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/881532542863761408 Star Citizen: We understand that this can be frustrating.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 08:31 |
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tuo posted:So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh? For months trying to catch up with the thread, seeing major lols happening around this video almost a week late. I won't ask you to repost the video, but at least give me a description as to what party I was late to this time.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 14:41 |
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Space Crabs posted:
He be lookin' at that box like he need answers.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 09:20 |
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SelenicMartian posted:Star Citizen should have a ship that's basically a water pistol squirting gravity goo at its enemies to crush them. Overwatch already has this.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 16:02 |
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Foo Diddley posted:The box has been sitting there forever, the smell could peel paint, and there are some truly noxious fluids leaking out of it, but we don't know the cat's dead. Can't be sure until Chris opens the box
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 21:25 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:but with Derek Smart I think I sort of reconstructed it from further posts. SC has taught me a lot about identifying missing parts.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 18:33 |
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http://www.dereksmart.com/forum/index.php?topic=27.msg1900#msg1900 https://www.pcpowerplay.com.au/feature/the-star-killer,468095 Our dear Rectangle is First.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 19:31 |
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MilesK posted:https://twitter.com/sandigardiner/status/884549458968551428 Sweat stain fidelity is in.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 15:44 |
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celewign posted:Escaping from the stimperial troopers was pretty hard these days. They always show up and try to pull out your skeleton.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 15:19 |
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celewign posted:I reloaded, it only takes about 15 minutes.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 20:10 |