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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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monkeytek posted:

The potato shortage at the tables was actually a lore tie in to the great Vanduul Potato Famine of 2835, that coincidently enough, was the initiator of the great conflict.

The year 2835 was a dark time for the verse.

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Jan 11, 2016

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Virtual Captain posted:

I think Crobberts might be intentionally scamming these folks :ohdear:

You heretic.

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Jan 11, 2016

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Jobbo_Fett posted:

How much space can a full load of mines cover?


How many loads of mines would you need to deploy to encircle an entire planet, at its current scale?

Sadly this question was brought up earlier. A goon pontificated in this thread to just set them up around Port Olisar. Then a whale asked at the "dinner" if this was possible and a dev (who obviously never thought of this possible griefing scenario) said they require fuel to stay in orbit.

I'm sure there will be some mine refueling ship in response.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Quavers posted:


Beet featured yet again :toot:

I hope this fame doesn't go to your head :sparkles:

Probably on the Forbes payroll. Kayak was just an elaborate ruse.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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peter gabriel posted:

I'm the lone wolf dropping mines in space

And as Ozzy once sung, "Bark at the Lack of the Moons"

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Jan 11, 2016

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SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:

So when they run out of fuel they what? Plummet down to the bottom of space?

You expect me to fully understand Robtertian physics?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Dogeh posted:

How does Derek feel about all that lost valour?

Calling into the DoD to check on the credentials....

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Jan 11, 2016

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Sickens me how Beet is monetizing his popularity.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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When will Roberts sell a real concept of a loving dinner?

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Jan 11, 2016

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What a bunch of potato locusts.

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Jan 11, 2016

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I just want a peaceful life and space farm.

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Jan 11, 2016

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Good grief Uncle Derek went on a rampage a couple days back.

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Jan 11, 2016

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Foo Diddley posted:

Well post that poo poo, then. I mean, unless he was just doxxin' motherfuckers

There are literally 100. I got tired of scrolling.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Regrettable posted:

What the gently caress does this even mean? How do you streamline a diffuse map? Yell at your artists to work faster? Also, normal maps are automatically generated. You just take a low poly mesh and a high poly mesh and bake the normal. :psyboom:

Robert's has refactored normal.

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Jan 11, 2016

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Rotten Red Rod posted:

Woof, what a bloodbath. I mean, we knew it was coming and that's why they braced the backers this week, but still... Ouch.

I like how everything is basically stricken in Q3, but Q4 has a laundry list of things to accomplish...while they basically have citcon and take December off.

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Jan 11, 2016

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skeletors_condom posted:

T0 rock climbing incoming! In weeks not months!



jfc

Man hard to tell reality from sarcasm at this point.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Time_pants posted:

The first intern in the door each morning takes a dump on the countertop. It's their version of the taxxe.

Apparently you didn't get the memo. This practice was stopped after an intern completed the Lesnick challenge the night before.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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I'm sorry, I am Humility.

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Jan 11, 2016

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Scruffpuff posted:

I am, and have always been, Lando.

Makes sense, your thoughts and yourself were in always in the clouds.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Can someone do :parpcorn:.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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What does your heart tell you?

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Jan 11, 2016

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trucutru posted:

GALAROX!!! I summon thee! Show yourself and your 'shops you coward!

Great talent. When he cranked out the Wizard of Oz one, I PM'ed him asking if he could craft me a Toto based avatar combined with a colostomy bag. He did, gifted to me and basically refused payment. Class act.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Jobbo_Fett posted:

ChrisRobertsPlaysStarCitizen.mp4

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Jan 11, 2016

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Lord Stimperor posted:

I think I am partially at fault for the creation of mobiglass. When I was active on the RSI forums, I was shilling hard for some sort of in Game Browser that would let you access game information, LFG, in-universe lore news etc.

Like the galnet from E:D. Or like those third party overlays that you have for MMOs, that help with coordinating raids and stuff. Just a convenient way to access game information without tabbing out.

In my defense, I never thought you could gently caress this concept up so badly.

You sir are a pioneer of gaming. Sadly Roberts ripped you off.

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Jan 11, 2016

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TheAgent posted:

I'm not even going to "hello" this because its p sketch, but someone has been very, very, very, VERY adamant that parts of the latest citcon demos are done with a different engine other than lumberyard/cryengine

this person was right in the past about a few things (I know the criminal gameplay thing was one, I think the animation/AI problems were others) and I don't think they work there anymore but this is so loving hilarious to me that I can barely believe it

sorry to interrupt the thread flashbacks, please continue

This is the easiest thing to believe. They probably have had a couple folks loving around with UE a few years ago.

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Jan 11, 2016

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TheAgent posted:


* went back to rehab because starting a porn company and hanging out with porn stars and drugs and alcohol and crazy sex fueled parties isn't really conducive to recovery
* finally released Love Pledge (to high tier backers)

Pay me my final paycheck. That mocap scene with the ping pong balls wasn't exactaly easy.

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Jan 11, 2016

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Wasn't that the one where someone on reddit said CIG should sue you for libel?

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Jan 11, 2016

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I'm willing to make a bet that there is some exact requirement from some other company they archered from.

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Jan 11, 2016

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Can someone post the stimperor waltzing in and touching hobo?

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Jan 11, 2016

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Thank you kind goon.

What a fiasco.

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Jan 11, 2016

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5+ years ramp experience

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Jan 11, 2016

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If only they could hire kazan to handle the user folder/config file.

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Jan 11, 2016

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Ah yes, the head of security.

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Jan 11, 2016

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tak posted:

mods please in our hour of need

Hours? This is Star Citizen. Next time say years.

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Jan 11, 2016

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MrOzzy posted:

Can someone please TL;DR 6,5k pages? Thank you!

tane

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Jan 11, 2016

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Agony Aunt posted:

Reading a scientific article at the moment that contains this:

"Demineralized bone crumbs were obtained by grinding demineralized bone blocks made from spongy bone tissue"

All i can think of now is stimpire.txt.

drat you thread!

Nah, not the thread. This here hot action thread is a byproduct of Roberts.

Usually every couple a days I'll have a conversation, see something, or hear something that reminds me of this dumpster fire.

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Jan 11, 2016

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Michaellaneous posted:

Star Citizen will come out before this thread closes.

Some of us will graduate college and start families.

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