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gluuu
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 19:20 |
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 06:28 |
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We have been given a chance to build a new society Can we please not do the tax
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 22:35 |
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The Titanic posted:So since everybody is hell bent on the crappy FPS game, how is the actual space ship stuff since the update? Do the space ships fly like they have weight and mass and velocity, and turn based on the pretend placement of the magic thrusters? Or do they still turn like no clip characters in a zero gravity level? I'm a video game idiot. What's no-clip?
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 23:59 |
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Someone post the Star Marine logo that looks like the cover of a choose-your-own-adventure book
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 03:03 |
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Confession: I've never played Doom (the first shooter I played was Goldeneye) I thought the red cartridge was neat though
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 03:15 |
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Atheist Sunglasses posted:just now realizing that for some people, the first time they played Doom was on a N64, and that makes me sad and dead I STILL have never played any iteration of Doom That's the poo poo right there. The other one I remember was different was Killer Instinct Gold, which was a black cartridge (NTSC also) e: and I guess the gold Zelda too Harold Stassen fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Dec 3, 2016 |
# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 04:51 |
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Scruffpuff posted:Instead of actually modelling flight physics (mass of ship, power of thrusters, direction of thrust and the resulting acceleration and velocity etc.) they're actually doing it in reverse. So the final product will use even more processing power, assuming they ever stop cheating. This is probably another one of the absolutely giant obstacles they're facing, and once again they don't have the acumen to pull it off. Wrecked Angle posted:The bit people say can't be done is the 100 star systems with 1000s of players playing together in the same universe with millions of AI controlled NPCs and hundreds of planets that you can land on and explore every square mile of hand-crafted, procedurally generated landscape complete with unique flora and fauna. The part where you can do literally anything your mind can think of is also problematic, from rape to human trafficking to space court and filing interstellar insurance claims. Flarpy posted:That gets much more difficult in multi-crew ships. We can expect Seatbelt Flip (alpha) before Helmet Flip 2.0. Give it a couple of weeks. Prostheticfoot posted:Stimpire.txt I.N.R.I posted:There aren't any sane people left that still talk about this game on a daily basis except for the people working on it and the people who have money invested in it I agree however that the old subforum title incl.: obsessive insanity was more apropos than the current
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 17:16 |
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TheAgent posted:there's a few steps to not being insane about star citizen: But it's not a game... but that makes me lol...
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 17:19 |
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Decrepus posted:Much like your ship, every cubic inch of the gun's interior will be able to customized with a variety of modules. You can use that space inside the front of the gun to hold a small stealth module or very small passenger module. Don't forget, Chris Roberts wants the bullets individually modeled as they leave the gun barrel. Just loving DO it!
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 18:09 |
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Sweet ride. What's that from?
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 20:01 |
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trucutru posted:Hey, it is really difficult to deal with z-fighting after you hack together a 32-into-64 bit coordinate system. They literally reversed the arse of their own universe.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 23:22 |
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I.N.R.I posted:Hi, hope you're all enjoying screaming at the videogame. This is just a reminder for you to call or visit your parents where possible because they love and care about you and want to hear about the things you're getting up to If I shout downstairs loud enough they can hear me just fine
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 01:29 |
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o7
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 04:07 |
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MilesK posted:Why would anyone watch football when they already have santaball? wtf is santaball
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 18:21 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I thought FPS was supposed to be a highly lethal tactical shooter?
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 03:07 |
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Trammel posted:Xi'an is a loving city of 14 million people in China with a 2,000 year history, and the capital of China for many dynasties. This bugs me too. Xian is also the contemporary Chinese name for China itself within the country. What are the other alien races and what real life stereotypes are they based on?
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 03:13 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:Probably the Polacki with some light bulb change mechanic that requires three players. I got this name in the free name change thread
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 03:49 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:Developer Ben's Fried Chicken Bentucky Fried
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 03:53 |
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Wrecked Angle posted:Who actually made this gif? It's the absolute closest thing to cig.gif that exists. In the hornless version of the PAX 2014 stream: "Look at the g forces! You guys wanted real physics, right! This is real Newtonian physics! Whoops I'm going backwards! Errrrrrrrr Newtonian mode OFF! See now I'm in decoupled mode... " loving liar. "It was working fine a minute ago!" Fe: thanks everyone who told me what noclip is. Yep, that's loving noclip. , just
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 18:47 |
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The Star Citizen saga has it all. If by "it all" you mean "a disproportionately, unsettlingly tolerant atmosphere for pedophiles"
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 18:51 |
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nawledgelambo posted:You think one of the artists is trying to tell the backers something? It's me, I'm the 12-sided "round" cartoon button from Conker's Bad Fur Day (N64) (stop doxxing me)
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 19:00 |
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moveable shape posted:*channels fyad morality* This post is as embarrassing as anything pulled from the dregs of /dereksmart. Basically nothing you wrote is real dude. I would rather eat cat cookies than those 2 week old dusted cat turds that Scandinavian idiot posted in the last thread Seriously, you want me to seal cookies in a container for weeks on end- and only then will they be "just right"? gently caress you. In all seriousness, that thread was getting big for the sake of being big. Endless contentless posts just to artificially increase the page count. Bad thread mechanics, new refactor fixed everything E: somebody find that post for my daily Two Minutes' Hate
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 19:19 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:are fresh cat turds better? Apparently they have to sit in a dark airless tin for about a fortnight, then the fuckin danes are all over em
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 19:35 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:You're wrong concerning both fortnight and danes Cymelion_bitchmade_canned_debate_response.txt I'd look for the real thing but
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 19:48 |
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The Titanic posted:Hell, overworked artists are starting to crack, with adjustable "Honesty" knobs tucked into the ships they build now. Good work goons. Our concerted FUD campaign has breached the main line- the only danger now is being trampled by leavers coming from the opposite direction. Of course, a debt of gratitude is owed to our Fifth Column mercenaries on Reddit and the official Robert Space Forums. Not to mention our developer/artist double agents (shout out to TheAgent) bringing the place down from the inside. (this is what shitizens actually believe)
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 20:28 |
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Thoatse posted:I think it's fascinating to English speakers because Germans have words for things we either don't acknowledge or don't even have concepts of or as a society. "There's no way this can be real. What are people spending all this money on? It's coming out when? Starcitizenschämen: being dumbstruck by the fact that truth is stranger than fiction- even fan fiction- after reading Stimpire.txt for the first time, and realizing that a human actually wrote it.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 22:25 |
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 22:36 |
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less than three posted:He even has "That's Money!" as a catchphrase e: CATCHPHRASE COPYRIGHT RYAN ARCHER DO NOT STEAL
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 10:04 |
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Tarquinn posted:A dyslexic? More of my favourite weird misspellings that I've never seen before Star Citizen. I don't think these are the German fans- these misspellings are the kinds of ones native English speakers who've only said the word and never written it would make. It's never the commonly misspelled words, either. hosed up
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 10:08 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:E:D is what Star Citizn't
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 18:51 |
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I.N.R.I posted:Personally if I was going to hate something online for 8 years it would be something like the technology industry's reliance on child slave labour for coltan farming in the DRC or the many and storied transgressions of any one of countless Jewish political and financial institutions instead of a computer game. Also your anti semitism is showing
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 06:20 |
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"Personally if I were going to hate something for 8 years... it'd be the Jews"
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 06:21 |
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I.N.R.I posted:I'm not sure what gave you that idea I.N.R.I posted:Personally if I was going to hate something online for 8 years it would be something like the many and storied transgressions of any one of countless Jewish political and financial institutions instead of a computer game. I've Never Respected Israel
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 16:15 |
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Death of a Spaceman e: ha ha ha wtf it's loving real https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/engineering/12879-Death-Of-A-Spaceman Harold Stassen fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Dec 11, 2016 |
# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 01:28 |
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Wow that story is almost as good as zybourne cllock
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 03:22 |
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Oh great, more Stimpire lore posted:In our setting of Banshee, there were ten stimpires which were united under ten galaxies. They were all allied as the United Galactic Stimpires, until one day, when the Sixth Stimpire noticed that the Fourth Stimpire was adopting laws that were against the regulations of the UGS. High-ranking military servants noticed that at the end of their favourite sporting event, the losing side was being rounded up, with all 11 players wailing in despair. They then noticed that the center of the stadium was now revealing a large, cylindrical container with a sharp floor. The floor was in the shape of a grinding grater, except there were several discs each turning very slowly, one being further out than the other from its center point. They were then pushed in by very powerful cybernetic stadium security officers, and the container was sealed up. It was then, to the horror of the colonels, that there was blood being smeared against the glass of the machine. They both left for their transit van, only to be stopped by Fourth Stimpire Enforcers. They demanded that they get past, only to be told that the Fourth Stimpire is a sovereign, socialist empire which listens to its people. They were then being transported to a greyscale soundproof room, with very sharp machinery decorating the room from all over.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 03:43 |
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Ugh I hate the fact that every time I open a book, no matter what's on the cover, inside it's Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 13:53 |
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grimcreaper posted:Don't even joke about that. With the way stupidity is on the rise it could drat well happen and be the reason he gets that award. This made me legit lol because I'm picturing the Nobel guy onstage at the ceremony frantically looking around for something to give the award for, when he sees an Animorphs book on the lectern
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 20:33 |
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aleksendr posted:due to poor planning they are caught in a kind of "engineering ponzi scheme" where new sales of ships are actually paying for infrastructure and maintenance instead of progress on the game and that the only way out is to "sell more ships that wont exist for a long time" so they can hope to finish the game someday
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 03:02 |
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DapperDon posted:Okay, so I finally took the time to read that. Whoever wrote this has a thing about injections.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 06:25 |