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It's nice to catch up with old acquaintances

good times!

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Solarin posted:

Hanales in discord said this is the best reator design he's seen since he was a very small child



How much jaypeg plz

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Meanwhile, one of things that Citizens could previously point to ED and get all :smug: about is being eroded.




https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/359929/atv-2-6-new-flight-mechanics-are-brilliant

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Beet Wagon posted:

It's pretty funny how we've become comic book supervillains to those guys. Part of me feels obligated to correct the narrative, but on the other hand letting people like Cymelion believe that we have some kind of master plan to get all the citizens to refund is probably the funnier option.

nice double-reverse troll

if only they knew about the deets in operation Scorched Girth

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I love it when MoMA gets all feisty

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Propagandist posted:

He goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out of the evocati

you might say he's in the hokeycati :smug:

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or evocokey

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e: didn't mean to doxx the dog :3:

his nibs fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Dec 6, 2016

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posting on page 42

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drat it

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drat it

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This thread has some talent let me tell you

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Colostomy Bag posted:


* A lot of nutsacks explode *

New thread title plz

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How much for the new Sanitary Variant?

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How much for the new Sanitary Variant?

I bet it's a bloody fortune :v:

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TheLastRoboKy posted:


I'm Derek now.

hello

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Screw you haters

Star Citizen is coming out and it will be glorious

*2.6g will come out just before the stream
*3.0 will come out to evocatis just after it
*Squadron 42 by crimbo















*Some or all of this may not happen, although mostly all, well definitely all then

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Erenthal posted:

Jesus christ this is just pure delusion and insanity. Yes, CR will wave his magic flesh wand across the screen and suddenly invent a technology that will allow smooth 60 fps no lag gameplay with thousands of people by using "dynamic server clusters" and "instance meshes". Uh-hu.

Marketing genius since it was a little girl

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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5iqm0i/stop_lying_rant/

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"What could only be described as streaming amateur hour, the stream was extremely cringeworthy. Not only was the audio either not working or out of sync for much of the stream, but the whole first part was simply terrible. The commentary over the 2.6 gameplay in the first section was embarrassing, and why anyone would want to watch the devs challenge each other on the race tracks for a large chunk of the stream is a mystery."

:lol:

http://www.pcinvasion.com/star-citizen-holiday-stream-squadron-42

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"Become a star citizen in Space Engineers, which is in beta now"

:iceburn:

http://www.pcgamesn.com/space-engineers/space-engineers-beta

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Daztek posted:

Was about to post that lol



Open mocking from games sites will only get worse too

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The UK workers will never know about the 20Kcoffeemachine.jpg :ssh:

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Lime Tonics posted:



archered probably

why are they hoofed though?

"Ungulates (pronounced /ˈʌŋɡjəleɪts/) are any members of a diverse group of primarily large mammals that includes odd-toed ungulates such as horses and rhinoceroses, and even-toed ungulates such as cattle, pigs, giraffes, camels, deer, and hippopotamuses. Most terrestrial ungulates use the tips of their toes, usually hoofed, to sustain their whole body weight while moving. The term means, roughly, "being hoofed" or "hoofed animal". As a descriptive term, "ungulate" normally excludes cetaceans (whales, dolphins, porpoises), as they do not possess most of the typical morphological characteristics of ungulates, but recent discoveries indicate that they are descended from early artiodactyls.[4] Ungulates are typically herbivorous (though some species are omnivorous, such as pigs), and many employ specialized gut bacteria to allow them to digest cellulose, as in the case of ruminants. They inhabit a wide range of habitats, from jungles, plains and rivers."

I guess they're extra-terrestrial :shrug:

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XK posted:

I found some behind the scenes video of CIG's Holiday Stream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea4mVMXj9hw

holy gently caress

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"Last night’s Star Citizen holiday stream was a disaster but the main sections have been released separately.

CIG removed the holiday stream from the Youtube channel today, they were probably too embarrassed to leave it up. As that has now gone, the main segments have been released separately.

These videos include the underwhelming 2.6 trailer which attempts to entice players with 10 ways to play when in fact there’s not much new or exciting, a video showing scale which is concept stuff, the emergent gameplay from 2.6 which looks a bit rubbish, and the Vanduul ships which were nice to look at."

:lol:




http://www.pcinvasion.com/star-citizen-videos-separately-holiday

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"Update: CIG has removed yet another video, the 2.6 trailer. We are not sure why this has vanished but it is now gone and will not play. We have removed it from the list below."


:allears:

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It's a content locust :tipshat:

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Ayn Marx posted:

their cool clique


What the heck am I doing here then?

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TheAgent posted:


3.0 networking is a massive, complete mess and won't be anywhere ready for 2017



While SQ42 nonsense will serve as a brief distraction, if 3.0 doesn't come out next year that will surely break even the most die hard Citizens.

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Foo Diddley posted:

Well you can always mix yourself some drinks irl to ease the pain

not a Hairy Roberts though :negative:

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AP posted:

EXPECTED RESULT
Mouse cursor should align with selectable UI elements
Load game. Play Game without breaking computer.
Ship to stay steady and still, or when in the andromeda for example, to keep its speed and go on when walking around the ship.
Transport to Crusader
Exit to desktop
I should have been able to walk around after standing up
UI exit
Hud should stay at it's place on the screen
Game should exit normally
Should not clip out of map
click on icon and get to logon screen and get in to the game
Door should lower to the ground to allow access to the ship.
The overlays of SM should change accordingly to the actual resulotion even if its widescreen.
Loading of the Star Marine match
traded original game package then went in game selected new hanger and been able to apply new ship to any part of the game......and PLAY
Keep flying
graphics tint should not change - obviously, tint may change on some assets depending on lighting, but this effect is on all assets in view, regardless of lighting.
Launch in pink ship!
After placing ballistic weapons into ship configuration, the ship should load ammunition in as well.
i should have a body, ships and go to hanger with out crashing.
Crash Go to desk
Disconnected from the game Go back to Menu - no crash
When you go near the ship terminal the "use" button to appear.
PTU 2.6.0 STAR MARINE Start Multiplayer game Last Stand Find Match Crash to menu during the load
The expected results, can normal to play games.
pop up error message
get stuck
Automatic doors should open and the ship selection menu should appear.
should not happened on this right place :)
To fly towards the ship, slow down upon impact, and enter the left side door via ladder
Game shouldn't get disconnected when connected to internet
normal size HUD
see the scoreboard
bring up ship selection hud and choose ship to put in hanger
The game open and at least be somewhat playable
To see the cannon a little farther from the tip of the wing so the gap is right.


ACTUAL RESULT
Downloaded this game 3 times in a 24 hour period. I can not play it. I lost my Ship, Armor, UEE Credits. I,m Invivible can not go ouyt the airlock without a suit and can not call up my ship at the olisar console. Looks like you guys got me for $75.00 I even upgraded my ship twice to the Mustang Beta all gone ..Thanks a lot!!!!!!!

EXPECTED RESULT
I would like to be able to play this game




Star Citizen: I Would Like to be Able to Play This Game

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Colostomy Bag posted:

Yep, launch a big broken wet fart to everyone two days before Christmas. Sounds reasonable.


It's for the best

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I can't believe reproduction features as one of CradleRobin's interests

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Beet Wagon posted:

Well that made for an interesting day.



Everyone's fine but now I'm wondering when CIG is gonna implement the Space Insurance Adjuster mechanic so I can get a new autism chariot.

Sorry to hear about your squished jpeg dude, but glad you're all un-refactored

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