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pledgecat trying to get in on page 6666
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 22:48 |
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 04:21 |
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So where are we now on Mount Funding?
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 22:51 |
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The backers will never know. e:fb
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 22:54 |
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The faster you dough the rounder we get
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 00:40 |
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Rad Russian posted:It's goon made. GIF should be in the OP. That would be quite fitting... the spessship in it was made by Eldragon but I don't remember who made the gif itself.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 01:29 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I doubt it. At least not till the first one actually does it.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 02:33 |
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Star Citizen gives me a raging bonus.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 07:11 |
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I.N.R.I posted:What's wrong with being in a wheelchair? It usually means you can't walk, which kinda sucks.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 21:08 |
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Libluini posted:CIG is claiming we're still in the green parts, but who knows? Since too much misanthropie is unhealthy, it's better to believe we're deep in the red zone and the tracker is a lie anyway. The longer this shitshow goes on, the more misanthropie you need to swallow the idea that people could be really that stupid and continue to throw tons of money at Star Citizen. Hello, I'm Chris Roberts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6lTSPXDOAI
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 21:49 |
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 22:00 |
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This picture could use a little touchup
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 22:10 |
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 05:31 |
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What's the Elvish word for Goatse?
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 05:45 |
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A Neurotic Spacejew
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 06:47 |
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The new hangar module looks pretty sweet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz8Y1V8gy1A
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 07:51 |
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Booourns posted:why would he come back, he'd just get banned/probated by the new mods (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 20:46 |
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Tippis posted:Zero-g reindeer polo. I would legit play that game.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 20:50 |
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 00:58 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Well that looks like a painfully generic implementation of gameplay mechanics that were tired a decade ago. So right on course for Star Citizen. It's got 100% more Lethality than CoD
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 03:06 |
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Do you have a non 'derek smart was right' version of this by chance?
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 07:21 |
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e: thanks MeLKoR
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 10:37 |
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:croberts design = steal stuff and jam on greebling until you can't fit anymore ...then make it all articulated for no discernible reason, with 8 fragile spindly moving parts that serve absolutely no purpose, with lengthy drawn out animations that clip through everything. Now it's time to refactor.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 19:38 |
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Daffan posted:Like most ideas CR/Devs have had about Star Citizen, the PvP slider was an idea they came up with on the spot to placate the PvE players, without thinking through how it would be balanced or actually work in the game - so they've pulled the plug on it IIRC. Their inability to make a flight model that doesn't suck or come even remotely close to what was pitched is what let me know this game will never be what it was sold as, and years of crobbling have only solidified that conclusion. They can't even make the most basic part of a space sim function in a way that doesn't make them a joke or liars, plus as a company are too stupid to realize 'they had one job' and are failing miserably at it. My brain initially shifted into skepticism with cr's first ridiculously long run of mocapping. That set the tone and stage of everything that has followed, only now there's so much more and it's so much worse.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 19:56 |
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Randarkman posted:Why are Americans and British so fascinated with German compound words? There's really nothing that amazing about it, it's just like alot of other languages where you can, theoretically, make a compound word out of anything if you were inclined. Like "Fremdschämen" literally is just the words for "stranger" and "shame" combined into one, so it's literally "stranger shame". Norwegian among others works the same way, while English doesn't. Though I guess the Germans have been especially industrious about recording what is thought to be clever uses of that functionality, so they can have that. I think it's fascinating to English speakers because Germans have words for things we either don't acknowledge or don't even have concepts of or as a society.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 21:44 |
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ripptide posted:Think this might have been the prototype I think that's the prototype of cig's entire development model. croberts says weeks not months croberts says refactor the pipelines croberts says he needs a(nother) vacation cig needs financial accountability croberts didn't say!
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 21:51 |
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Free Tophat!
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 21:51 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:Impossible. Roberts only wears black, hence he has to be the MiB. Wait, I thought that was Ortwin
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 21:54 |
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Mr Fronts posted:I was sure this was shopped, but no. It's real. Maybe that is one of those unique identifiers MoMA was warning us about Stay safe, non avocado offline leaker ghost e:fb again Thoatse fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Dec 5, 2016 |
# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 23:24 |
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My balls are cyan Dereks blog will make them pink If I wait two weeks
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 23:40 |
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I.N.R.I posted:Hi, hope youre all enjoying hating the videogame. This post is just a quick reminder for you to call or visit your parents because they raised you with love and care about you Scream about the game But call your parents often They raised you with love
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 00:05 |
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Ayn Marx posted:I feel that MoMA is winning this argument Pretty easy to win an argument when you can just stand there while your opponent repeatedly owns themselves. I thought the real metric is word count though, and (sorry Derek) less is more. With this in mind who won the first battle, Derek and his July 2015 blog or crobbler with his Oct 2015 blog? e: catte
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 02:24 |
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Wizard Master posted:This subforum should be closed and deleted, IMO. I don't know how you guys can talk so much about this stuff nobody cares about Have a wonderful and balanced day screaming at the thread where people are screaming at the videogame. Remember to call your parents, they raised you with love and would probably like to hear what you're up to.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 03:45 |
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sickening and heartbreaking
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 21:56 |
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I think it's just a key to unlock a wankpod.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 22:19 |
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Exinos posted:The thread title should also be Star Citizen: Cargoship Cult Community This is good. alf_pogs posted:we're beyond that and hitting the Mental Illness Event Horizon Star Citizen: Mental Illness Event Horizon I like this too.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 10:50 |
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Strawman posted:Interesting to look at the last game the lead programmer for Cig actually released. When Vikings Attack! looks a lot more fun than sc, where did it all go wrong? I hope someone does an edit of the Star Marine video but with these sound effects instead, though the one with the boinging springs and slide whistles was p great.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 21:10 |
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intardnation posted:let me get you a drink? Sure. 1 Hairy Roberts, shaken not stirred. Thanks man.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 21:19 |
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Samizdata posted:The cool kids are all drinking Shaved Roberts. The more you know... Nah, just you and Sandi. Makes you think...
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 21:41 |
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Samizdata posted:<pulls waistband of jeans away from waist, then looks at arm> You're enjoying a Shaved Roberts, not Shaved Samizdata you silly goose.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 21:52 |
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 04:21 |
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Samizdata posted:No, was checking to make sure I was still an outie and had not acquired a temp tat. No change on those fronts. Nothing a Lopitoffame and some lick-n-stick won't fix.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 23:27 |