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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Rocksicles posted:

Who's the fox?

That's Mae Demming.

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Samizdata posted:

Yeah, no. I may be a scribe of the Stimperial archives, but it stops there.

Casual.

Raskolnikov posted:

WOW can we stop docking for one day????

Yes but that was yesterday. Today it's back to beast with two clits and oddly interwoven genitalia.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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A Neurotic Corncob posted:

pinepple on pizza: actually good

:same:

BUT... the trick is to put them on the pizza *after it is cooked, and it helps to let the pieces sit on a towel a bit to dry up some first. I love pineapple, but cooked it's p gross and usually makes the pizza soggy, which is much worse than just plain cheese.

e: you know what else is really good on pizza? Avocado, but just like pineapple needs to be put on after cooking it, and only nice firm ripe avocado, cut into thin slices and lightly salted. loving scrumptious.

Thoatse fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Dec 8, 2016

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Polish Avenger posted:

This is reminding me of My Tank is Fight!

Paging Zack Parsons

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Polish Avenger posted:

Imagine the sounds....

No actually don't.

Kinda like breaking a stick underwater while a servomotor whines a bit louder and higher pitched for a split second as it overcomes a brief point of additional resistance before the screaming starts.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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1500 posted:


The big laughs start at 14:45, this has got to be one of the stupidest things put into a game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvCSUEbAmpQ

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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TheLightPurges posted:

Surprisingly few shills in that thread, which is at the center of the shill lair. That can't be good.

Even better. Shills are there, but even they can't muster the effort to continue the charade.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Daztek posted:

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/7339586/#Comment_7339586



The goalposts are moving at the speed of light compared to CIG's development speed :allears:

Bookmark the next 3 years!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Beet Wagon posted:

Speaking of the pupper, Mrs. Beet took him to some kind of weird Harry Potter party at the bookstore last night and he won the costume contest apparently.



I should make him a Star Commando suit and take him to CitCon... of course that would require me to actually go to loving CitCon, and no thanks.

He doesn't seem to pleased about graduating from Dogwarts

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Heartbreaking

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Foo Diddley posted:

This

Find some of the guy's poetry

According to legend it's so bad it once drove a Vogon captain to flush himself out of the airlock of his own ship after a single 'Verse.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Nightmare at 20,000 Kilometers
























By
Ryan
Archer

Thoatse fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Dec 11, 2016

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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suck my oval office

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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XK posted:

Those look like a giant's hands on her.

Is she loving tiny? I've never thought that of her before.


Maybe he just has a huge dick.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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DapperDon posted:

Usually it has artisinal hand worked components and materials as well as a very high performance engine and frame. A lot of it is assembled by hand and then checked by machine for accuracy so the labor component is very high with industry leading salaries. Does it get you to A and B like the $50k car? Yes, but the reason you own one is because you CAN afford it for the most part. Like I posted in my Blog post in the other thread, Chris believes all of that money is his. And if that story about him yelling at the employee for "wasting his money" is accurate, then you see why he has no shame at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0us0dVNZck

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Curse you and your hateful propaganda, dancey cat :argh:

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Understandably, Annabelle 'Bro' Huxley doesn't want people to see her wiener.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Peak enthusiasm already reached, pls send help!

http://imperialnews.network/2016/12/peak-enthusiast/

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Free Tophat!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Makes you think.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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We were trying to forget :barf:

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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scrubs season six posted:

Just because CIG is at Mardi Gras on a balcony with their top off does not give you permission to look at them and tell other people what CIG's titties look like.


Unless they got the beads...

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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All those polygons and that helmet is still a complete wiff on fidelity, so very Star Citizen.

Inexplicable articulation of a whole bunch of moving parts that serves no purpose whatsoever other than making the design implausible, baffling, fragile, and plain loving dumb. Animation for the sake of animation. It's reminds me of being high on psychedelics and there's always that one idiot at the party with no clue that starts waving his hands in front of your face going 'oooh' while convinced he's trippy, hip and clever.




e: a dumb

Thoatse fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Dec 13, 2016

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Sarsapariller posted:

See stuff like this is why I continue to browse the thread.

Someone please make up some lazy trolls about why this is bad and I should feel ashamed.

You gave Christ Robber thousands of dollars.






Twice.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Has Vision Man saved pc gaming yet?


Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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A Neurotic Corncob posted:

The Wolf Larsen Saga is my favorite thing about Star Citizen right now.

INNtroducing sponser a spaceman



:munch:

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Colostomy Bag posted:

And what happened, then? Well, in Santa Monica they say – that the Crobert's wallet grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Star Citizen came through, and the Croberts found the strength of ten companies, plus two!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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intardnation posted:



that includes the outline of the rug ffs.


Every cloud developer has a silver lining.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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nawledgelambo posted:

jokes on you, its actually crobbers



I will make a stapuff marshmallow one for Ben

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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THIS IS SMARTA!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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sorry to doxxx you like this but I post in the star citizen game thread so don't know any better plus when I called my mom who raised me with love and wanted to hear what I was up to she said docking was cool so here we are

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Sarsapariller posted:

A forum post quoting your tweet which is responding to your other tweet which links your blog post which is mostly built out of posts from the forums.




Derek waves words the way Chris waves hands.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Galarious!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Fatkraken posted:



twintowers.gif

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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too early for this much fremdschämen






:negative:

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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don't these guys have like real audio equipment and sound stages and poo poo :psyduck:

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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paging dr moma, your needed in the damage control ward -stat-

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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rsi forum, r/starcitizen and sa watching this cig livestream

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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:five:

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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did they really archer the vandull into thargoids?

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