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prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners ar
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 13:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 21:47 |
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I have more posts than Jobbo_Fett in the Star Citizen thread! At last! Hahahahahah eat my dust!
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 13:43 |
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 13:44 |
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I don't think you let that other thread loving finish.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 15:03 |
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XK posted:It's been bugging me for a while, but how does search and rescue work? gifv goes in url tags instead of img tags http://i.imgur.com/anpZQxh.gifv
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 01:52 |
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Goddamn how did I miss the gun with 'parking sensor' written on the side. That's the dumbest, laziest thing in ages.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 00:39 |
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Try posting a troll that is cool and funny. For example, pretend to have secret evidence that Facts Are Useless is a Star Citizen backer, and then once you've worked everyone up with that, post a link to a picture of your balls as evidence. With a little creativity you can do so much better than obsessively posting grandma's first concern troll attempt every six hours, each more boring than the last.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 17:29 |
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I.N.R.I posted:Hi, hope you're all enjoying doing Stalking on people associated with this videogame. i just want to offer a quick reminder for you all to call or visit your parents wherever possible because they love and care about you Yeah, you're right. MOM! MOM!! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE! MOM!!!
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 03:36 |
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Tokamak posted:Apparently being a doubter and making regular critical posts makes you a Derek worshipper and gets you your very own psychological assessment: psychological assessment: this guy is loopy
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 03:36 |
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CIG is only few steps away from making crayon drawings of Derek Smart As A Poopy Head.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 13:05 |
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Get a earfund.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 15:30 |
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Spatial posted:I crafted a fantastic device. It will open a portal to another world. A world of dreams... This loving owns.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 05:28 |
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lol Star Marine is awful. wtfosauraus just shot a guy eight times with a shotgun at close range and the other guy didn't die because this poo poo is broken.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 05:57 |
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SelenicMartian posted:Don't forget your parents on the doxing day.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2016 13:30 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:Difference is that I can take my character, leave the ship and walk right unto a space station immediately after landing. What happens in E:D? You just "transfer" to another ship? The beauty of the Star Citizen way is that also any random dude can walk straight into your expensive chariot as it sits there and either take it straight away or hang around in the back until you've taken off, shoot you in the back of the head and then take it. So it's all a whole bunch of effort to make stealing extremely easy and preventing stealing extremely hard. Awesome!
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 00:17 |
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Nicholas posted:original cig concept art do not steal Ahahahahah
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 00:21 |
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Pelican Dunderhead posted:To be honest I don't quite see the base lifting, nebula is a rip though. Maybe if a commando layered them on top of each other or something. The struts on the side of the main base building are identical, as is the three tone pattern. The rest of it has been chopped up pretty good but that side remains as a telling detail.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 00:41 |
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I guess we already knew that all of Star Citizen's concepts are just blatantly ripped off of other media what with sandworms etc but it's great that it goes down to the smallest details.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 01:01 |
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quote:I'm still pondering upon how CR could estimate a mid-December release date for 3.0 which was only 4 months away during Gamescom (end-August). Highest voted comment in reddit post is sanity about how deliberately misleading CIG is on progress dates
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 01:05 |
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Public reminder that Total Biscuit signs his forum posts.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 01:55 |
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Raskolnikov posted:answer the call I have no idea what's happening here but it is good
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 08:30 |
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You'd hope even the densest citizens could figure out that if 3.0 was supposed to be released in december and yet in january they are still not even finished working out what the schedule for 3.0 even, they must have been flat out lying when they ever said december. And some of the are!
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 12:22 |
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TrustmeImLegit posted:They're probably confused because in Skyrim bounties are separated by Holds.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 01:07 |
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What's the deal with space games?
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 08:50 |
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Sandi makes walking look wooden and unconvincing
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 04:14 |
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I'm excited to find out how late the patch will be when even the schedule for it is six months late. I'm putting my bet on five months late with less than promised in the schedule which is already less than promised.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 23:54 |
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Making the MMO perform acceptably well with a couple of dozen people in an instance relegated to stretch goal CIG comes up with the greatest poo poo
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 02:25 |
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Sunswipe posted:https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/857019349781037056 Star Citizen has sectoids confirmed
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 05:51 |
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this is why Derek owns
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 13:49 |
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SelenicMartian posted:So, what's the latest on black people in the 'verse? I like how the arms and box blatantly clip through the top shelf like the first 10cm aren't even there but the box delicately rests the very lip of the second shelf with the box's center of gravity well over the edge like there's an extra invisible 30cm on that one. Gonna look great!
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 00:41 |
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TheAgent posted:when the bombs fall, all of our hard drives will be wiped clean, friend lol if you don't even have at least a few redundant bomb-proof emergency powered back-up servers.
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 07:22 |
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(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 08:20 |
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Oh god I can't fap hard enough for all this.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 03:12 |
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ComfyPants posted:
Holy gently caress.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 00:32 |
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The mental gymnastics of 'sure they repeatedly said 100 planets at launch but that doesn't mean 100 planets at launch' is world-beating. http://i.imgur.com/djx0UgO.gifv
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 12:05 |
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Those darn publishers forcing devs to push unfinished content lacking games out the door!
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 12:11 |
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They aren't behind schedule, once they get the proc gen technology up and running it will be easy to make a hundred pl... *reads update*... we all knew they weren't going to make a hundred of planets at launch you must be a troll to expect that, don't you understand game development.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 12:16 |
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That is a great infographic gorf, good to see you again.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 00:00 |
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lol
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 00:01 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 21:47 |
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It blows me away that their website has no disclosure of the change in scope and still has misleading statements about 100 systems at launch. Well actually it doesn't because I've seen this farce long enough to completely expect it, but if I was used to sane video games it would blow me away.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 00:06 |