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I.N.R.I posted:Hi, hope you're all enjoying hating the videogame. this is just a quick reminder for you to call or visit your parents wherever possible because they love and care about you Hey, I'm a big fan of your work, seen all movies. At school, the teacher would take us to a dedicated movie room to watch an exciting movie. It was the 80's, and we never got to see Rambo or Arnold, it was always about your work. Been a huge fan since.
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Unfunny Poster posted:I have been completely out of the loop with this game. Wasn't Squadron 42 promised to be released before the end of the year? Especially by the diehard defenders who said it was all but guaranteed? Sir, you got the wrong thread, sorry. We only scream at the videogame here. Downvote and move on.
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We met my parents yesterday and I still love them. My one year old is very attached to her mom and grandma, so it seems I understand baby development to some extent. And Star Citizen is still poo poo.
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ZenMaster posted:It's cute when my baby fills his diaper and I yell out "The baby star marined his nappy again!!!" Everyone laughs and I change the baby and reset the joke by feeding him more prunes. Hah, good one. My wife gets pretty upset if I mention this non-game or this dead gay comedy forum. I guess the upside is that I can blabber away about EU4 or Stellaris whenever I want, since that's the lesser evil now.
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MeLKoR posted:Sever. It's ok, I will laugh in the end. When this game launches in about 6 years and our daughter is manning a turret in my Idris, she will beg to be part of our crew ![]()
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*hoping we have a new Lazrin* Hello, friend
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Serious question: Does anyone know why cruiser and battleship classes are missing from the UEE navy? They have a poo poo ton of engineering debt, yet seem to be missing two very important classes in the whole "WW2 in space" theme.
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I don't get the complexity of this helmet, it looks really silly. There are so many moving, mechanical parts, you can bet it will stop working one week after the warranty expires.
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Propagandist posted:Holy poo poo. I understand that reference. God drat that takes me back. Yeah, the book is awesome. The 3 (or 4?) part movie is ok'ish, I guess. Comparing to other King adaptions, i would say it's above average.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:I've also been saying all year that they could just copy the stanton system with some slightly different cosmetics and come up with a jump point transition and have a huge funding impact when whales "finally see the verse taking shape" or whatever now that "The game has doubled in size This makes a lot of sense and would fit perfectly with CIG tactics so far. My only guess is that they haven't been able to accomplish it, no matter how easy it might seem.
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I'm with Erris on this one: Jesus was born on the 25th, so it's fair that the Jesus patch will follow the same timeline.
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Xaerael posted:Please stop doxxing Jesus. Sorry, INRI. I will call my parents to make up for it.
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The warlord has his slow days: Legal has been walked and Netflix has nothing new. Being semi-retired is a double-edged sword... but then again, I wish I had more time for Stellaris.
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Those ship parts glued to bizarre cartoon women are some serious stimperial poo poo. We need some invigilation teams pronto.
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There's 2016 for you https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2016/12/26/
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It's page 300 and we could have an awesome troll post frim kikkelivelho about Derek and his 300 fighting to the last man, hence losing to Crobblers and his legions of fanatics
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Happy new year, SC thread! My parents called Arfjason, doxxed INRI and bought me a Polaris. Payback all around
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Games coming out on 2017, by PC Gamerquote:Star Citizen "Everybody knows SC will never be out, but <insert ambiguous, inaccurate fluff sent by CIG's marketing team here>" I'm a long time reader of PC Gamer, didn't know this sarcastic side of them.
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Spakstik posted:Can we back up for a second and talk about what a stupid loving name "Grim Hex" is? I think it's self-explanatory. A pentagram is evil, a grim pentagram is evil*2, a grim hex is evil*3, so um, VERY evil. The sort of name a 10 year old would come up with.
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Way I see it, it goes like this:
- Late SC backers are entitled to Episode 1 only - Late-late SC backers have to buy SC and Episode 1 separately, or as a package with a discount
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spacetoaster posted:Ugh. Sorry, I forgot the wavey hands while trying to explain that nonsense. It's the pgabz ![]()
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ManofManyAliases posted:Honestly - no one gives a gently caress. At least have the audacity to monetize ads if you're going to peddle your absolute poo poo forum/blog/rants of a lunatic to others. You sound very angry, friend. Weren't the holidays long enough?
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Unlike MOMA, I'm very happy for 3.0 dropping before mid-year. The Jesus patch will keep me too busy having fun in the 'verse, so I don't have to buy that cookie-cutter reskin of an old game called Mass Effect: Andromeda.
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ManofManyAliases posted:What's bullshit is that you promised me ground vehicles in the last long mile of 2016 and I still can't get around your lovely map-editor of a game. I'm also over 2 hours so Steam won't give me my money back. Buying LOD was always a gamble, friend. We knew it from the start. That's why I put disposable income into it. If LOD stops being developed today, I got all my value out of it. Maybe you should take a break from LOD and come back in 2-3 years. You might find it a lot more enjoyable, then.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I see this a lot. To lesser minds, it often seems more intuitive to interpret a limited number of observations as a linear progression, while reality is singularitous. Wow, the Power of the Machines... Crobblers is truly a visionary.
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Would you buy a Warlord themed mug, MOMA? I would probably buy a Legal plushie and consult with him whenever a co-worker asked for something impossible.
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Welcome back, SmugMoMA. I was afraid AngryMoMA had taken over.
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ABH has a feeling the next 3 months of I for one, am very excited to see 3.0 in the first half of the year. MoMA and ABH said so, all issues will be fixed then.
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This is a very good chart. I would just add the "9 women can't have a baby in one month" analogy to the parallel part.
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Tbh it's silly to complain about the mousepad: it is the woman's job and doesn't impact dev resources at all. And I gotta admit it's pretty cool, to a certain extent. Another positive point is that it's so generic sci-fi, that I can boast it's a limited Stellaris or Star Wars edition or something, thus hiding my shame for giving ger money in the first place. edit: annoyed catte ![]() JugbandDude fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jan 6, 2017 |
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Drunk Theory posted:You know what thread you're in right? I think you can complain about anything here. Exactly, and I'm complaining about the complaints, so I'm pretty on topic. *off to spite buy a completionist package*
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MeLKoR posted:And to think we all threw stones at him when he tried to warn us. Much like Christ he suffered for our sins. No doxxing bro!
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ManofManyAliases posted:Backers are not getting early "alpha" test access to SQ42. I don't really have a clue to mission lengths yet. SQ42 is very tight-lipped. In your opinion, why haven't we seen a trailer of SQ42 yet? Wouldn't it make all the backers at ease if CIG themselves clarified the SQ42 plans?
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Ayn Marx posted:It's ok Chris doesn't know either ![]()
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TheAgent posted:hello 10-15 million is not expensive? Yep, this guy is/was definitely CIG, he shows the signs.
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The picture does look weird, now that you mention it. However, I think they modified it to make Chris and Erin look younger, but that's it. I would pity the pudgy intern that had to dress as Chris for a fake picture. If I was a big shot of a company with zero accountability and unlimited money and time, I would fly around my multiple offices all the time. I love traveling as often as possible, so I totally see value in that meeting.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Now I'm gonna break it in by doing a Wing Commander Movie marathon Brutal... definitely the worst kind of electricity.
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I don't have words for this... tourism as game mechanics? How can that possibly work? The whole point of the restaurant at the end of the universe was to actually be there... and even then the novelty would wear out after 2 or 3 visits. Eventually I might go back for the food and just ignore the show. Thank you Star Citizen, thread. The cheap, quick comedy found here is invaluable.
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Tippis posted:E:D has that already. It entails carrying That makes sense. If you had really good procedural generation of anomalies, you could have an endless supply of tourism destinations in space/planets. Generate a beacon along and you are set. I feel like trying E:D sometimes, but I fear adding another time sink to my already large Steam pile of shame.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2025 02:11 |
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I'm VERY impressed by their... um, size. Yep, you are right. I'm also a girl from
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