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TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

flyboi posted:

New thread new gifs

Approved.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 20:11

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 19:58

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Sunswipe posted:

Samizdata for idiot king!

Tane

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 17:59

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

tane

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 06:02

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

The Pi dude posted:

Has any said that this game is unobTANEable?

Idk, But I do know it's enterTANEing.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 20:36

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

TheLightPurges posted:

Im the turret that shoots your own engines in a significant percentage of its FOV.

Close?

# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 03:51

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

thatguy posted:

Discuss.

Not surprised....

Tane.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 00:06

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Tane

# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 02:07

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Kosumo posted:

You are Goons; What would you do?

You are driving down the information highway in your shopping trolly when you round a corner to find a truck that was moving old tires as roll over and the tires have all caught on fire.

Do you -

A - Get out of your trolly and proceed to make a circle around it while all holding hands and singing Goon-di-ya.

B - Photoshop some orphans onto it.

C - Hop out of the trolly and proceed to lie on the ground in comedic homosexual poses while claiming to be dead.

D - Go to doxx the fire only to be reminded by Fyad to "Don't Do what Derek Does!".

E - Claim this is surly the end of CiG.

F - Yell at the fire and tell it it is poo poo and that's not a meltdown, you want to see a real meltdown, you need to see Branson.

G - Inform the fire that we are glad that it's family is dead and then start to toast some bread on it.

H - Give it and tell everyone you would pet.

I - Attempt to jump it in the shopping trolly ..... backwards ..... while doing a flip ..... and debating the finer points of cooking in cast iorn frying pans.

J - Get pgabz to edit the config file and then just clip though it.

K - Tane.

L - None of the above or anything else even, ever.

This 'You are Goons; What would you do?' Is made possible by your catte tax. Always pay your catte tax - helping make the BDGSE.

Thank you.

K - Tane.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2016 01:37

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Tane.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 05:50

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

XxXCaptainNoxXxX posted:

The game has been out since dec 2015 dude. They're just adding constantly to it over time.

Tane.

# ¿ May 20, 2017 03:24

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Tane.

# ¿ May 30, 2017 05:27

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Tane.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 02:53

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Tane.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 02:56

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Tane.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 07:08

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Tane.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 18:51

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Tane.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 16:24

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Is steve the new Tane?

Tane.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 21:43

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Tane.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 06:35

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Lazrin posted:

everyone's pretty tired of you around here and these comments make you look even worse.

why not just disappear?

That's mean.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 14:43

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Lazrin posted:

posting for a new avatar

I don't know, I kind of like it.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 16:47

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

thatguy posted:

Imagine it's 2020 and we're all here talking about how CIG needs a Mushkin 512G USB4.0 in order to get 3.6 running in time for Gamescom.

This actually might happen.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 22:24

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Lazrin posted:

what the are you even doing here anymore?

you are literally making up poo poo that you couldn't possibly know, which at this point it doesn't even seem you can convince yourself of.

Did you forget what SA is? That's pretty much the token to get in. Are you confused on where you are commando?

# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 05:50

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

can we autoban everyone using the word dragon dildo?
It was fun the first time, we've been long past funny.

I'm still laughing...

# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 16:41

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

kikkelivelho posted:

Based on what I saw on the stream (only managed to catch a part of it) 3.0 is absolutely going to be a game changer. Seems like all the new features are done and they're focusing on the bugs now. Evocati release in a month or two?

I actually had to stop following the project due to real life getting in the way. It's amazing to see what they've achieved in just 8 months. Super hyped to see Chris again.

Holy poo poo, everyone is coming back for this presentation...

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 19:35

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Answer the call page 2016

# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 22:00

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Quavers posted:

Answer the call page 2017

I cant wait for page 2018...

# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 00:29

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Quavers posted:

Answer the call page 2017

Answer the call page 2018

# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 03:08

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

D_Smart posted:

Hold on to your pancreas folks.

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/902547231831707648

Derek has more breaking news than a Nancy Grace, Fox News mashup featuring lost children, faux outrage and conspiracy...

# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 23:01

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Lazrin posted:

there are some nutjobs out there like him for sure.

im past all of the rage stuff i came here with... i've come to accept and potentially even respect your opinion on all this... you do cross some lines imo, but when you keep the personal and the project separated then there's no reason to shout you down

ELE IN PROGRESS???

# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 02:14

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Propagandist posted:

tane over IP

ToIP

# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 05:53

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Tang.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 04:55

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

TheGodofIris posted:

Tang.

It's a kick...

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 04:55

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

TheGodofIris posted:

It's a kick...

In a glass.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 04:56

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Wuxi posted:

Ok, so I've wondered...

If Chris Roberts is a used car salesman pretending to be a director pretending to be a developer and Sandi Gardiner is Sandi Roberts pretending to not be Sandi Roberts pretending to be a Marine Biologist pretending to be the best marketing genius ever since she was a little girl pretending to be an actress...

Does Ortwinn actually have any qualifications for what he does or is he just pretending too? I mean, he does a lovely enough job, maybe he was a lawyers janitor for a few months?

Better Call Saul?

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 20:29

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

TheAgent posted:

there's actually quite a few cig people who browse this thread

Tane.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2017 06:49

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

AlmightyPants posted:

Those Agent posts made my lovely weekend far more amusing.

The Agent is one of the best things in this thread.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2017 07:51

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

Phraccy posted:

So, rumor has it that CR went on holiday right after GamesCom and no one knows when hes coming back. Seemingly not reachable by phone nor email.

Anyone have any info on that?

Tomorrow.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2017 21:34

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

StarbloodKiss posted:

i wish citcon would get here faster so we have new stuff to laugh at

stimpire post would work too its been a while

Stimpire.txt

# ¿ Sep 5, 2017 07:54

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

big nipples big life posted:

Oh also Derek called someone a coward for blocking him on twitter. The lols were quite choice.

I'm still laughing at this.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2017 18:06

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 19:58

TheGodofIris: Oct 12, 2016; None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

TheGodofIris posted:

I'm still laughing at this.

Tane.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2017 18:06

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