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Best post from the old thread:Wrecked Angle posted:Guys, I'm having a bit of a dilemma. I've just been on the RSI website and they have this great 'Intro pack'. Might pick this up while I can to get a head start in the PU. E: ![]() Flemish Giants are hilarious. Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Dec 2, 2016 |
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Wrecked Angle posted:We all know the 1.5 million backers is bullshit but even if you take 500k backers the average amount spent to date to justify the $137m figure is less than $300 per person. We know there are a fair number of whales out there in for 10's of thousands. Is it too much of a stretch to imagine that a large proportion of the others may be in for several hundred dollars... over a 5 year period?
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:If you mean the term, it's borrowed from the gambling world and is used for the small number of gambling addicts who contribute a disproportionate amount of your profits Beer4TheBeerGod posted:In free to play games the majority of funding comes from a minority of players who have spent a disproportionate amount of money. Those players are called whales, which also has its origins in the gambling business to indicate someone able (and willing) to lose huge sums of money. In DC those players typically spend well over a grand and achieve special status like a private forum and personal assistant. tooterfish posted:Chasing the Whale. So the big clue that Star Citizen is about to implode (as in "bankruptcy", not the usual day-to-day implosions) will be when multiple whales all start to jump ship at around the same time.
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Booourns posted:Do you think that this challenge improved the thread and cut down on random off topic shitposting? Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Dec 5, 2016 |
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The Titanic posted:I must be in the minority though, as a potential backer. I'd love to get a Starflight/Freelance type mash up. Even if it's a single player game. I'm not very good at FPS games, and if Star Citizen actually happens the amount of griefing CIG introduced because of this FPS nonsense will be off the chart. Beet Wagon posted:Somewhere in that comment chain one of those morons postulates that refunders would be too scared to sign back up with their original name, as though there's some overwhelming shame (or fear of being on one of their "kill on sight" lists haha) that would stop me or anyone else from playing a videogame with the name they use everywhere else. If anything, should the game come out I'm going to be blasting threadmemes into chat while I ram my stupid little shitbox into their $890.00 dream.
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Goobs posted:Every day I wake up hoping Star Citizen died overnight and every day I am disappointed.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:lol tomorrow I the last day of RSI. All that theorycrafting....gone
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I have a solution to all of your rabbit-catching cats:![]() ![]() Get a cat-sized rabbit, your cat will be forced to make friends with it instead. ![]()
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Warhawk109 posted:Big whale just got out: Refund of 16240 Euros, $17000 dollars. You could go on a month-long international vacation for that kind of money. Or buy at least a decade's worth of new games and gaming systems. Or buy a new car. Or pay off a crapton of debt. Hell, even sitting on your butt at home doing nothing for a year would still be a better use of that money than Star Citizen. Honestly, even if Star Citizen was exactly what this guy wanted it to be, there is no way in hell he'd be happy spending that much money to play the game. Over-saturation/burnout would set in before he'd get anywhere near his money's worth.
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Colostomy Bag posted:Herald. Meanwhile in dream land: Sillybones posted:This made me sad. All that he said is completely doable and reasonably scoped. Poor citizen will forever be disappointed. Elite: Dangerous No Man's Sky Space Engineers Kerbal Space Program Star Trek: Bridge Crew or like five other games I don't feel like looking up Leaving money aside, I'd be loving bored waiting six years for a game when there are a bunch of similar alternatives to play that actually exist. Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Jun 5, 2017 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:https://youtu.be/VZocAR2lj8U E: I'm not entirely kidding when I say that, Star Citizen looks so loving bland and brown everywhere, while Mario 64 has nice, vibrant colors. Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Aug 23, 2017 |
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ewe2 posted:Chambers describing clipping issues that are solved in most game engines except Crytek For everything dumb that Chris Roberts has done with Star Citizen, picking CryEngine irreparably hosed the game from the word go.
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RubberJohnny posted:https://clips.twitch.tv/TardyHealthyBillCoolStoryBob Dante80 posted:They have no idea how to handle multiple people going to mission givers (NPCs). RubberJohnny posted:Big list of bugs from Day 1 and 2:
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Colostomy Bag posted:I also enjoyed how Roberts responded when asked what he uses to play the game. Deer in the headlight stare before a rambling 10 minute response. Toops posted:The fact is, Chris Roberts doesn't actually like video games. If he did, he would be talking about and (more importantly) showing gameplay. He would be driving his organization to produce a game that you can play. Star Citizen would be something you could actually play without tumbling down the matchstick house. He would be uncompromising in his pursuit of a fun experience for the end-user. Instead, he compromises Star Citizen The Game at every turn out of unfathomable, incalculable narcissism. In reality, his entire world view is centered around building a cinematic monument to his "genius." All he really wants is a perpetual sizzle real. He wants that roaring applause when the space commando flips the helmet in the air and pulls it on like a "badass." That "moment" right there was the pinnacle of Star Citizen. That was the plan. That was the pitch, the pledge, that's every 10FTC, ATV, every art asset, and every line of code. Right there. The "game" is filler which acts as a simple bonding agent between stunted, imbecilic Chris Roberts mini-movies. Slow_Moe posted:This here is actually the crux of the problem. Roberts never cared about making games, but he needs a vessel for his "creativity", and since Hollywood wont have him around, he will have to do it via computer animation. That's why SC exists, to fund SQ42, so Chris can be a big Hollywood director, without actually being a big Hollywood director. With SQ42 he gets to hobnob with the cool famous celebrities like Gary Oldman and Luke Skywalker and that guy from LotR. Because that's where a creative genius like him belongs. Example: I recently played a game of Civ 5 on a huge map with 22 civs and 41 city states. In order to actually play this monster of a game, I had to knock most of the graphics settings down to Low or Medium to get it to play without rendering issues. I had a poo poo-ton of fun playing that match, and would happily do it again. In Crobbert's eyes, "just knock the graphics settings down a notch" is heresy on par with liking ET: the video game. Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Aug 24, 2017 |
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WarpDogs posted:Here's my attempt at a summary The killer is still the crash and the subsequent boring-as-poo poo "speedrun" showing off just how terrible the game would be even if it functioned. Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Aug 27, 2017 |
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ZenMaster posted:Once 3.0 drops, I expect pgabz to create 100 new videos even better than the last with cool music and fun bugs. They fixed basically all of the game-breaking bugs in Goat Simulator, it generally runs at a stable FPS, and it even has a bunch achievements. E: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goat_Simulator quote:Recognizing that the glitching was part of the game's appeal, Ibrisagic only sought to fix software bugs that might cause the game to crash, leaving in the other glitches and bugs associated with the physics engine as the results from these were "really hilarious". They limited themselves to a short development time of four weeks without significant management oversight as to set an urgent but realistic goal to bring the game to a playable state. Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Aug 29, 2017 |
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big nipples big life posted:Chris Roberts said he was inspired by Dark Souls, there's no way he made it out of the asylum. Roflan posted:The only inspiration he took from Dark Souls was the framerate of the video someone showed him of Blighttown on the PS3. The guy did an episode on Dark Souls (and later Dark Souls III), and the way the Dark Souls team built the world feels super reminiscent of the way Crobberts tries to do things: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjmTL39l9fM Zikar, in the comments posted:Well, this video explains why Dark Souls' performance was often terrible. No tricks, no fakes, just build and render everything in 3D without any regard for whether the game engine can handle it. framerates not included
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D_Smart posted:We just got word of a $30K refunder, and it was confirmed by two other people. Thirty thousand loving dollars, on one video game that doesn't exist. For comparison: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_PlayStation_3_games_released_on_disc This is a list of PlayStation 3 (PS3) games released or planned for release on Blu-ray Disc. There are currently 1436 games on this list. Assuming $20 a game (and that's probably high at this point) that same $30,000 could buy literally every PS3 game that currently exists. How long would it take someone to play literally every PS3 game ever? Probably not as long as it's going to take Star Citizen to come out. ![]() Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Sep 2, 2017 |
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zcrow posted:Post more wolves Wolves are cool: http://imgur.com/gallery/O4EjR Gallery about the reintroduction of 14 wolves to Yellowstone park.
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Pages back, but I love pictures like this so much. More people care about a Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Sep 29, 2017 |
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Goobs posted:I got a buddy of mine who is a SC cultist to actually download and play Elite Dangerous and he said "there's too much flying around". I guess he's been so used to Star Citizen that he hasn't had the experience of flying around in space in a space game yet. The pure, uncut essence of Star Citizen, distilled into two sentences. ![]()
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Someone give me some "caught up with the threads" gifs that I can archer as my own. I caught up with the thread just in time for the hilarity of 3.0 with consistently single digit frames. Best thing I've seen: his nibs posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2SRffQVbpw Taintrunner posted:I like how in the ultimate space game where you can do anything be anyone you can't even have your several hundred dollars of real money ship reliably sit still on the loving tarmac
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Awesome Fidelity posted:Two denied refunds Awesome Fidelity posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen_refunds/comments/75karz/now_what/ It's pretty much like a stock market crash, backers see that people are starting to get denied refunds, so people on the fence see if they can get refunds, leading to a cascade of withdrawals or denial of withdrawals. Either way it's bad for RSI. Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Oct 10, 2017 |
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Toops posted:If the rings spin off due to collisions with player ships, that would be because the rings are created as physics objects (which makes them conserve momentum during collisions), and are configured with a preposterously small amount of mass relative to the ships. It would be incredibly stupid to make those rings physics objects at all. They should be normal game objects with normal colliders which basically give them infinite intertia (think Doom-style walls). It also reinforces that no amount of "tweaking" will be able to solve problems like this, the fuckup is something that's at a base level, and you'd have to literally start from scratch to "fix" it.
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TheAgent posted:I have a p good feeling we will see the AMD letter by the end of 2018 or 2019 Warhawk109 posted:So they are also denying people who have had open tickets for a while, even backers who were exchanging emails with CS, proving identity, valuation of account etc. ![]()
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a cyberpunk goose posted:I haven't checked in in a while, what's new
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The Titanic posted:I bet pixelemonade is about to launch their cutting story on it. AlbieQuirky posted:We're talking about a culture that lost the Roomba secret. Space mop my space store, NPCoC. Pixelemonade's most recent article posted:CRICKET, SPORT Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Oct 13, 2017 |
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Pictured: a carnivore eating something that is most decidedly not meat.![]() My cat apparently likes pancake syrup, so cats having strange tastes might be more common that you'd expect. (I didn't give it to her on purpose, she started licking the remnant syrup from a plate of pancakes I had eaten.) Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Oct 13, 2017 |
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You don't even have to know a goddamn thing about game development to know that this is an abysmally terrible way of doing things. "Hey we're in the weeds and we're hosed solid by scope creep" "Sounds normal, carry on"
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I just realized, all the "get a refund" gifs may be obsolete now. ![]() E: I present, "when bunnies attack": ![]() Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Oct 15, 2017 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:You know, I just realised something. Combat Theory posted:Cry engine has 2 main fallouts for multiplayer. There's a certain ratio at which the client can run faster than the server and the engine is completely unaware of a thing called multi threading. Assuming bankruptcy proceedings haven't started by 2019.
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Scruffpuff posted:I have an anecdote that reminds me somewhat of Star Citizen. ![]() That is legit interesting that you could do however many variations you want to with stuff like that and the only consequence would be a funny mixup situation like this. E: I suppose this might make debugging a little harder if there's something wrong with one of the animations; you'd get complaints from some players, while other players would think everything is fine, and technically both groups are correct. Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Oct 17, 2017 |
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tooterfish posted:I put on my winter coat for the first time in ages last night. https://www.spiritfm.net/news/sussex-news/2408585/where-can-you-still-spend-the-old-1-coin-in-west-sussex/ Best spend it in the next week though.
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TheAgent posted:Things are falling apart and have been since the middle of last year. I've had six people ask me to go on record or reveal sources lately (I've declined). I'm sure they've talked to Bootcha and Beer and outside contractors and current/former employees and god knows who else. Eventually Star Citizen will join the "janky unfinished pieces of poo poo" game lists populated by E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Superman 64, Extreme Paintbrawl, and Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, with bonus appearances on "biggest high-budget gaming flops ever". But hey, it'll never be truly forgotten unlike ![]() Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Oct 26, 2017 |
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Ramadu posted:asked a dude who in chat said he spent between 30,000 to 40,000 on the game why. his responses are something else Even if SC was literally everything this guy wanted it to be it wouldn't be worth $30,000. Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Oct 27, 2017 |
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MilesK posted:Old Man refactor.
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MilesK posted:Old Man refactor. Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Oct 27, 2017 |
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Nebiros posted:God dammit I'm at work and I can't shitpost in the discord.
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Drunk Theory posted:We've got Coruscant, Blade Runner citys, with Homeworld ships that let you play games like that Orson Scott Cloud book. Buy in now and all your childhood favorites will live again. Sarsapariller posted:
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Thoatse posted:Inceladus ![]() ![]() You can see the Tombaugh Regio in the center of Meet Ryan Archer's twin, Ryan Archer.
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