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CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Hello everyone

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CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
He's doing well. Hes not currently happy with the PU though. There is a lot of non consensual pvp occurring and I think goons are partially to blame, if not in person but in creating a culture of nonconsent.

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

HycoCam posted:

Did you ever think maybe the child needed to be spanked more when younger?

I had him (and still do) on a tight leash with a firm hand. To be honest I just want him to pvp in a safe and consensual manner.

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

his nibs posted:

wait, I'm confused, which one is surface detail?

Surface detail is extremely normal and sane and does not have schizophrenia. Best of luck to the other guy though.

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

nawledgelambo posted:

does he face the wall when eating at the dinner table to avoid accidental eye contact and become griefed?

He rarely eats at the table. In the general vicinity though there is a high sec zone where food can be traded for simple services like dishwashing and smalltalk. I set it up pillowfort style with some of his stuffed animals as guards. No one is allowed in there without his and general fluff's consent.

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I love the schedule reports

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
vacuums are too loud

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

I'd like to get these for my son as guardians. Its a step in the right direction to have somewhat menacing toys as playmates.

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
2 months

still better get my crossbow

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Virtual Captain posted:

:yeah:


Did a first pass at this idea last week and so long as it doesn't count broken promises on day one I'm happy.



For how early in dev this is its amazing the progress being made all the time

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

CrazyLoon posted:

If it is you, please don't post a picture of underage pussy, just to prove me wrong, you disgusting pedo.

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

We're operating on the 4th or even possibly the 5th layer of irony here.

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

AP posted:

I'm happy the thread is dying.

E3 should be good

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I remember when the holiday livestream happened and the relay boyz were all depressed. And someone asked if they will have to wait til gamescom next year to see anything.

All 4 of the dudes were like gently caress NO they need to get their poo poo together and show us something early in the year. Wheres your fire dudes. Its June.

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Honestly I think we're the ones most excited with CIG releasing SQ42

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Like I know we all laugh about the schedule getting delayed but it would be much better for goons/everyone if they actually release stuff. We don't actually want stuff delayed, we want major tom 3.0 vids.

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Chris has been on record saying he thinks hes only currently tapped 10% of the market for his game.


lol

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
everytime i saw it i thought back to that KOTH episode with the kid going "Dusty old bone! Full of green dust"

just weird

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

like every other one of their art assets. The bucket: Overengineered by a combo of bored artists and Crobbling.

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
reddits feisty today

quote:

They also still need to mocap Sandi's titties on a trampoline, which will take a while.

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6fp8f2/30_is_still_being_mocapped_as_we_speak_really/

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
yikes

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Wise Learned Man posted:

I'm pleased that so many shitizens are pinning all of their hopes for vindication on 3.0. We'll either get to enjoy their meltdowns at the pile of poo poo they're being served, or laugh as they shovel that poop down their throats while proclaiming it to be delicious.

a bunch of them have made threads over the past few months saying its not a big deal and anyone who thought this would be a game changing patch (i.e believed CIG) dont understand game dev.

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
they're right E3 is a tiny insignificant event no one gives a gently caress about. I mean they don't even have Star Citizen in it so what value could it possibly have.

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
or score touchdowns

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
apparently they saw the complaints and refactored the eckert guy again

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
todays Friday

a good day for star citizen

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
its weird theres a random thread once or twice a week where you can be salty but do it outside that randomly chosen thread and you get torn a new rear end in a top hat.

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

notoriousman posted:

You of all people should be familiar with the concept of safe spaces.

Tim likes to feel safe but there be stalkers on reddit.

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I have an excuse I have a short memory and am a stupid piece of poo poo

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Like im 90% sure you are right. but at the cost of your soul my son.

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
save us Assrapistdude420 and the schedule report!

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Clearly the minigun is flashing because the tracers have too much pyrotechnic and the gun has to vent the excess burning material occasionally.

You know what just immerses the gently caress out of me? Fire in space

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
crobbled again!

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Try to emulate me

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
So what day is the pc gamer trade thing

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6gu5s2/mark_hamills_old_man_pc_gaming_show_e3_2017/

Well technically at E3

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Amazing Zimmo posted:

Literally 4 seconds of footage broken up into two 2 second blocks, footage that only backers might recognize. So I guess that count's as their E3 submission this year.



Oh TouchdownTim, you little scamp you.

hes the best

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
voodoo fethishes of his nuts

CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I'm glad they're done with the future stuff its time for a AAA WW2 FPS.

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CaptainBtaksDad
Jun 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Deathsquid posted:

The more realistic scenario is actually that people are not buying space games because they're waiting for SQ42 to be out. Big publishers finally realized that, and are making sure not to encroach on Roberts' territory again by making games set in much earlier historical periods.

gonna use this

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