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Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.
Lowtax finally got my dollahs. I think it's only fair that I give him the same amount of money that I gave Crobbers.

Also Derek banned me from his Discord a while ago, so it's a purchase in appreciation of his banning here.
And it's Ok MOMA, I kickstarted a belt too.

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Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

big nipples big life posted:

tell us about your belt friend.

I can only assume that if I post a picture it will be doxxing so you'll have to settle for textual feelings.
To be fair, I went for it because I didn't know that ratchet belts were already a thing so it seemed like there was INNOVATION.

Also, it's got kevlar in it :colbert:

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

ManofManyAliases posted:

Yeah - am curious.

If you must, it was this one https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1410511531/smart-belt-kevlar-core-indestructible-and-micro-ad

Hit me up with that gang tag. I'm down.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

I love these CHUCKLEFUCKS!

But seriously, it's great how any minor procedural ruling somehow means that Skadtek are "[left without] a leg to stand on".
My impression is that all this means is that discovery is delayed until it's actually been scheduled. They just jumped the gun a little bit and now everyone's time has been wasted but hey.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.
I can see this working out. They can sell jpegs of card booster packs that will be available once the game has been designed, re-designed, re-worked, and then completely changed.
Easy $10million right there.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

ColonoscopyExp posted:

Morally the same thing occurred if they advertised it as such. Something was taken from you and you were decieved. I get that you are close to the situation as a game person but try to think a little outside your box. People go to prison for fraud all the time my man.

I mean, I hope you're aware that this is the dumbest poo poo that's been in this thread since Smart was banned.
And even he at least knew what fraud was.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

big nipples big life posted:

I swear no one involved in star citzen, either dev or fanboy, has played a video game in the 21st century.

Obviously. Star Citizen is targeted at the 30th century.

I'm not sure you understand future game development. They've got pipelines man.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.
But I mean, plenty of people here are still in for the long haul right?

I'm backer #2000 something, in for $35 right about 6 years ago. It's a small price to pay for the ability to heat up rocks in the near future.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

ManofManyAliases posted:

Does it make you laugh?

I mean, I usually get a couple chuckles out every time I belt down for reading this thread.
I probably should have crowdfunded this thread instead of the game, there's at least $35 of value here.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Asema posted:

oh my god something happen please

Maybe post a meme, that should be fresh.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

SelenicMartian posted:

This needs more quotes.

Seriously, the majesty of this has not been properly recognized.

quote:


Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Krycek posted:

I would bet that if those statistics were normalized for traffic volumes in each sub (ie # of threads per 1000 visitors) that sc would actually be at the top of that list.

I took a quick look at the subscriber count in August 2016 (when that graphic was published) and it seems likely you're correct.
r/starcitizen had the lowest subscriber number out of all those subreddits, and particularly in comparison to r/politics and r/soccer.
That's not directly comparable to # of threads made in a year but I figure it's a close enough analogue.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Colostomy Bag posted:

You deserve an avatar but unfortunately your user name would drag into the grand vision of Chris Roberts. Ain't enough pixels to do it justice I'm afraid.

There's a little Trump Lover inside all of us, I'm sure.
A high fidelity one.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.
It's like they really don't get the point the video is trying to make.

Yes, obviously no one is holding a literal gun to their heads and forcing them to give money, but that's irrelevant. They all like to say stuff like "Well, I've analyzed their work and blah blah blah transparency, and I've come to the conclusion that I'm happy with the progress they're making." Well yes you dipshit, the whole idea here is that they're milking fracking suckers by using deceptive information to make them feel like their money is getting stuff done.

Just like Bootcha's oil wells, there's nothing there in the end, we're just not at the end yet.

Suckers are the easiest to take advantage of because no one wants to admit that they're a sucker.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Especially smart suckers. People who are used to thinking they're the smartest person in the room, either as a result of being intelligent or simply not being around too many people. It's difficult for someone like that to admit they were wrong (it took me years), and often it's easier to maintain the lie and attack anyone who threatens it.

To be fair, I'm still in with my $35 from the original website (my credentials are Backer #2522) because I want to ride this crazy train to the end. And $35 is a small price to pay for the ability to download 60 GB every 6 months.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

I'm sorry but I'm going to need somewhere for my NPC slaves to sit. This is critical fidelity right here.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

trucutru posted:

So, what is you guys favorite derail ITT?

I'm partial to the anal bleach saga. Dunno, seems oddly fitting, like it's not a derail at all.

There was just something about the complete absurdity of the comma/period derail that gets me. I mean, it's something special when you're daring to tread on the territory of that forum.bodybuilding.com thread about how many days there are in a week.

It's an extraordinarily well-known usage of commas in Europe and elsewhere and yet Derek finds a way to argue about it in submission to his Trumpian aversion to admitting he was incorrect about something. I almost have to applaud his commitment to the bit.

Much appreciation for the avatar mysterious benefactor.

Fidelitious fucked around with this message at 17:32 on May 3, 2018

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Signs point to 'as needed' meaning 'never'.

I'm pretty sure Ben's job for the last 6 months was to sit in a corner rewatching Wing Commander in Portugese while babbling about ships.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Mr.Tophat posted:

Who the gently caress made Derek a mod anyway. Not that I want any further vengeance or anything, that bloodthirst is firmly quenched.

I'll have you know that Dr. Smart founded this forum with Lowtax so all approbations are richly deserved.

And furthermore :colbert:

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.
In honor of the Star Trek talk, I want to bring up this majestic grouping of words.



And let me tell you, this is not the only crossover of this kind. There's also a whole comic book run in the same vein.
There was nothing greater than this book when I was 12 years old.

(This thing was #28 on the NYT Bestsellers list in 1998)

Fidelitious fucked around with this message at 17:08 on May 16, 2018

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.
But there's zero momentum on anything of consequence. They can keep adding as many ships as they want, ships !== gameplay. Somehow Batgirl is doing things for hours but I'm not sure what. It seems to mostly consist of dreadfully boring flying around for indeterminate amounts of time while accomplishing nothing of import.

Also I'm pretty sure that ramps are still a death knell for anyone that wanders too close.

Wake me up when there's something to do in the game besides carting crates around.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

This is a rather impressively flowery way of saying "Hey, our 2 new mods are assholes".

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Bayonnefrog posted:

Star Wars sucks now. Hard to believe but they actually managed to ruin one of the most popular film franchises ever. Thank Hollywood and the left for that.

Lol what. I didn't know the left was responsible for bad directing and screenplays.
Let me know if you want to take this one step further and blame the jewish cabal that runs Hollywood.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Trilobite posted:

It's interesting that so many of the commandos in those comment sections excuse the $27k price tag as being totally reasonable because "orgs with thousands of members" will be able to pitch in for it.

Is this the usual pure theorycrafted Star Citizen bullshit based on nothing but DREAMS, or has CIG done anything in their thousands of hours of advertising to say that, yes, the ownership of hundreds of spaceships can be held by an organization and can be accessed by any of its members? Because I was under the impression that so far all the in-game assets are tied to an individual player's account; I don't even know if the game lets you spawn one of your spare chariots and let some rando hop in and noclip it around while you fly a different ship at the same time.


edit: for the matter, ARE there such things as orgs with hundreds or thousands of members? I mean, really? For this?

But of course my friend. The power of theorycrafting can easily draw thousands of people to organizations that can't actually do anything at the moment.
For example, my org, Test Squadron currently has just shy of 10,000 main members (there's roughly an additional 10,000 affiliate members).

Many people have pooled cash to buy org ships for Test Squadron. What this really means is that they donate cash to Montoya who then buys ships with it. There is of course nothing stopping Montoya from just bailing on the org at anytime he chooses and keeping all the jpegs for himself. As far as the alleged game is concerned, he has full ownership of all those ships. And by the way, I haven't kept up with the goings on over at Test Squadron but I'm certain those ship purchases are at least at $30,000 by now.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

no_recall posted:



Does Star Citizen have ship reflections like that?

Hold on to your hat thread intern! If Chris gets his hands on this gif there's no telling what could happen!

Ship reflections coming in 3.4.1.1.1.1.1.1.5

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.
Hang on, I recognize that gaming bar guy also! He joined up in Test Squadron and posted a ton of crap about his gaming bar there as well.

https://testsquadron.com/threads/i-am-slumlord-aka-slvml0rd.3167/

If you wanted to be even less surprised he is also into cryptocurrencies and vaping.
It's amazing how predictable it is.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Tarquinn posted:

That looks like rear end.

Good eye.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.
Reminds me of back in the day when I was still fence-sitting on the possibilities of SC. Some kind of stream from Gamescom or Citizencon seemed impressive to me at the time and I moved a little bit into the positive camp.

I made a nice little thread in r/starcitizen about what seemed like good progress, gave the team some props, and mentioned that it had convinced me somewhat about good forward movement on the project.

Well, let me tell you, I got shredded in the comments because I NEEDED to be convinced. It was the highest of heresies to not have already been the biggest believer that there is.
That was the day I internally told that community to gently caress off and went to go see what Derek was up to on his forums.

A hard swing I'll tell ya.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.
Let's see what Derek's up to.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1003627388473872385.html

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/1003248459590270977

Scruffpuff receives his adoration, and he still quotes boviscopophobic stats every now and then.
Also finds time to throw down some sick meme burns





I wasn't actually looking for it, but he got pretty tickled about his banning here.


Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Agony Aunt posted:

Its Shitizens changing our avatars?

Well, they are experts in JPGs!

That's what got me. He can't believe it's his bros in this thread that were changing his avatar.
No, it must be those wily shitizens.

They're the ones that don't understand european comma usage I assure you.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Scruffpuff posted:

After Firefall collapsed, the founders are at it again with Em-8er. Now putting aside whatever opinions people have about Firefall, Em-8er, or Mark Kern (because those are always really intelligent and cool-headed), instead please watch the first minute or two of the following video.

This shows how you properly try out early gameplay mechanics, and the feel of the game. Asking "Is this fun?" If it is, you would play it even in the whitebox mode. The graphics come later. Check it out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grSIWK3mqFg

Best line: "This is the human male and female - they've been completed for some time." And this is early days.

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that CIG has never even had the thought of a 'test level' or 'use the engine default mannequin' pass through the gaping void that is their minds.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Not a tweet, 1/42

It'll be out in 2 weeks tops.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.
As a developer of a decade (verified, and yes I am that Fidelitious), I have never in my life heard of a 'tier 0' implementation of a feature.
Their ability to inject terminology into the lexicon is impressive.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.
Hello lads.
Just caught up with the thread, is Star Citizen good or bad?

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Quavers posted:

Wiz is just a jealous FUDer because Stellaris doesn't have killer ramps, Subsumption AI doors, procedural eggs, nor require a billion keys to play. Some would say it's a lack of vision :smuggo:

And you'll note that there's not even a hint of Argon tracking.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Zaphod42 posted:

And even physics, its because nobody knows how to make it fun. You know what's crazy? ID totally had a working gravity gun in doom 3. They made it as a tool to test the levels and move objects around, but it wasn't part of the game's design so it was just a developer tool and wasn't something you could actually get access to as a player.

Then Half-Life 2 comes out with the gravity gun and everybody smacks their foreheads. And yet, for as much as we enjoyed the gravity gun, 90% of it was just flinging things at enemies heads, basically just a gun. The few times you used it to solve some physics puzzle it was pretty cumbersome and just had you doing basically the same weight scale puzzle in different forms.

Actually making physics interactions fun is really hard, nobody has a good idea of what to do with it. So that's why we don't advance. The tech could easily be there, computers are wicked powerful now compared to how they used to be, and yet we just don't know what to do with them that would really be fun. We can simulate fluids or gasses or sand particles and its very scientifically impressive but its not really FUN to interact with.

Then you have minecraft with its world of huge unrealistic ugly boxes and they don't even have proper physics and who the hell cares; its FUN.

Immersion is important in games, along with graphics, but these things just enhance the experience of fun, they cannot themselves be a source of very much fun. Pretty art is only compelling if it has a good story to sell. Etc.

Games gotta be fun!

Hmm, this makes me think you don't understand game development at all. We need fidelity left right and sideways my friend. The fun is emergent dontcha know.


Deskeletonization is proceeding according to plan.

Sillybones posted:

Warframe is stuttering every 3 seconds, even at the login screen. This makes it a bad game.

I have to wonder what you're running this on because my login screen is going at ~450 frames per second.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

Super secret CIG slam-dunk incoming!



Stop it.
Drop it.
Roll it.



Yep, they're winding up to slam dunk themselves straight down a set of stairs and clip through the floor.
I can tell you that Respawn is gonna get dunked on so hard in the FPS department.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Colostomy Bag posted:

Spite pledge to 200 million here we come.



The mental gyrations necessary to get here are simply unbelievable.
Go forth brave commando and spite pledge. Because we think you're an idiot for spending money on this you will surely show us what's what by...spending more money on this?

I am in awe.

EDIT: On second thought fellow threadizens, watch your laughter. I wouldn't want you to get into cardiac problems.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

big nipples big life posted:

Here's a gem from that old thread



croberts lying that he had landed on a carrier in game in 2012.

:lol:

He was using the Ben Lesnick build fudster.

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Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.
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