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Oh boy for the next few minutes a twitch dude is "trying" star citizen to a huge audience https://www.twitch.tv/cohhcarnage
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Dec 18, 2016 20:19
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Nevermind he got bored and stopped
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Dec 18, 2016 20:20
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"it looks nice and is running better" Oh you poor sap
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Dec 18, 2016 20:21
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Inkel posted:Cohh has always been way too lenient with Star Citizen. I don't think he follows the game much but at least one of his mods is a whale backer, which likely contributes to his views on the "game". Dude is way too nice period. How the gently caress is he a streamer being that nice. I have no idea, he made mention that the menu looked different and some rear end in a top hat in chat popped up with how he wasn't using the right subscription-based version so it would be different. I just wanted someone to stream this lovely game to a wider audience than 30 people, 20 of whom are us and 10 are whales.
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Dec 18, 2016 20:44
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This game is worse than the OYUA in the fact the blue balls reach new heights that would gain the respect of even the most jaded Dom. The holiday stream was hilarious but things are already going back to status quo. I need some new blood spilt or this thing to loving implode already
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Dec 18, 2016 20:46
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TheLightPurges posted:Heres a cool fact about Star Marine. FUTURE SPACE GRENADES
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Star Citizen: A slow moma-tion death scene that reminds me of Bugs Bunny
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Jan 17, 2017 21:39
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Chris Roberts is going to have a coke-fueled seizure, eyes back orifices fizzing with body fluids, during one of his presentations and Sandi is going to beat him to the ground with a broom thinking he's been possessed. That's my hot take *winks at camera*
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Jan 21, 2017 04:56
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Good ole Ben Lesnick is going to clog the drat toilet one day, grab a plunger to be a hero, fall to his knees when he tries to lean forward an inch and his head will submerge itself into the bowl, where he will drown because he cannot propel himself back to his feet or his side. Don't be a Ben. Make small eating changes that add up over time, get moderate exercise like a walk or a run in, and enjoy life. Start small, pat yourself on the back and don't mind when you mess up. No one is perfect.
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Jan 21, 2017 05:06
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Foo Diddley posted:These are things that fat people can't do, you insensitive jerk Think small, ram yourself against a wall and grunt. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
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Jan 21, 2017 05:19
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Sappo569 posted:Does he really seem like the type of person to try and plunge it himself? He will look down at that toilet, and in one moment of self-reflection, attempt to do something with his life. to not rely on others. To stand up and accomplish something. So he will grab that plunger. He will look down. He will smile with satisfaction. That toilet will be his first step to a new life. And then he will drown. *Twilight Zone Music Plays*
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Jan 21, 2017 05:25
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I am not mad. I look at my bank account, remember that I haven't spent a dime on this game, remember you have, and laugh. You sir are an inspiration. A touch of joy. When we feel down we remember....we are not you. And better for it. Thank you.
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ManofManyAliases posted:My bank account is nice and strong too. I even take vacations, although not necessary when you live in sunny Portland Cool. But you put money in this game. I did not. Therefore I will always be ahead of you. And use you as a source of merriment. For no how bad it gets in life for me, or us, I could have been you. I could have put money in the game. And I did not. That brings me joy. The continued remembrance of you amuses me at least. So thanks for being you. *ruffles ur hair* Now go do or say something stupid and amuse us some more.
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