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MeLKoR posted:CIG should get in on this hacking action, there's a good mint to be made. And no one could do better hacks than them, right? Right? ...and that was how they accidentally fixed their poo poo game. The End.
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ArfJason posted:I request that none of you examine hours long streams frame by frame with a thoroughness that'd make the team that solved the london nail bomber case look like ineffective amateurs, especially because people have the wrong opinion about videogames. It's not a normal thing. oh ok
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Bofast posted:Hey, MoMA. Our Toast is clearly the superior Toast.
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ITYOL 2017 I still have no idea what the difference between CIG and RSI is. When I'm talking poo poo to backers which of those entities should I indicate has no loving clue what they're doing besides milking whales for more money? I also noticed on the Star Citizen Facebook that there was a photo album called Sprout Social which it turns out is some social media delivery platform that our plucky multi-millionaires are using to spread the word.
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spacetoaster posted:They're two separate businesses. Also, Chris receives a salary from each one because he works for both. Q Which one makes the game? A Based on what we have seen, neither
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Imgur is blocked at work so I avoid reading this thread until I get home so that I don't miss out on any photoshops or screencaps of citizens in the wild. This has led me to start trolling the SC Facebook page since I can actually access it. There are a few other goons (I assume - if not they're reading this thread and should join us) out in the trenches fighting the good fight and I wanted you to know I recognize your hard work and dedication. After gamescon though, lol everypost their shifty marketers make has turned into a battlefield. That's my story!
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"So there I was hauling 5000 sexbots from <vaguely racist sounding planet name> to <planet name that could also be that of an accounting professor>. I was about four (real time) hours into the mission when I was jacked by pirates. They made me unload all of my cargo (one at a time), blew up my ship, and then took me hostage. I spent the next four weeks (real time) confined to an in-game cell before I was able to trade my LTI ship respawn for my freedom." That is a thing that sounds fun to someone who presumably has a real life job and income that was used to purchase access to Time Sink the game
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Bomber Crew is really fun and is also an actual game you can play and show to friends and not be embarrassed unlike SC. Also has the lazarin guy put in an appearance or did the shill checks not clear this month?
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Weren't there a few goon mega-whales (not Bootcha) back at the beginning? Did they ever get refunded?
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The thing about Star Citizen is that at this point is that it has gone on for so long and generated so much insanity that people think you are lying or exaggerating when you try to explain it. Like any one story from this would be hard to believe. Five+ years worth is just too much. *Exceed original goal by a hundred plus million dollars.. still do not have content from original demo in game. *CEO and HR/Marketing director attempt to hide marriage *HR/Marketing director sings Nazi song to Germans *CEO tells HR/Marketing director to just fly first class. HR/Marketing director tells this to media. *Plucky little startup has like 14 offices/divisions/subsidiaries spread across the globe. *In order to prove how honest and straightforward they were as a company, they promised backers that they would release financials in full if they didnt ship by a certain point. When that point came they just deleted all references to that and wrote a new *ironclad* TOS. *Have missed every single date and milestone they have set for themselves. *Accidentally* release dev build to public since it was on an open server *The backers....
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This gif is tripping me out for a multitude of reasons including how/why is nothing else animated and is the finger shadow fake? It's art.
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alf_pogs posted:this is great advice. we got Wally, a twoi-and-a-half year old Orange Boy from a nearby RSPCA shelter. he is an absolute treasure and so lovely and now we can't imagine not having him around. every orange cat i've met has been like that too, just real friendly and sociable. Mods, plz ban this citizen for telling us about his catte and not posting a picture.
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alf_pogs posted:how dare you sir, wally has paid more tax than many. here are two of him snoozin up a storm 
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Gosts posted:My magnum opus is done Goon work friend. Also enjoying the long awaited return of feisty Moma.
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Galarox posted:Voila: Goddamn dude.. That is amazing
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Scruffpuff posted:Her fake progress updates are getting pretty lazy of late. It would be loving fantastic to have all of these to juxtapose against the actual state of the "game" during discovery. I love that goons broke them so much that they have to meticulously scan each post to make sure they don't have any incriminating evidence such as the computers clock or the windows in the building.
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Thoatse posted:Megaton and Starscam 
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I appreciate that in these trying times CIG has reached out and hired North Korean news copy editors to word their legal responses.
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So if they're collecting sensitive personal information (drivers licenses, government issued IDs, passports) I wonder if they're following the myriad national and international rules and regulations for how to store and safeguard it? I'm sure they wouldn't just chuck it into a unlocked DB whose primary purpose boils down to Derek Y/N or Goon Y/N.
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EightAce posted:I would like to see crobear in a t pose standing on a tiled moon with a big gently caress off seam where the normal doesn't match the diffuse That is a very specific kink you have there commando
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Since (known closet goon) Ben will soon be joining us on the Maryland goon squad, we should definitely invite him to the crab feast. I would go but I’m a lurker and will be melting in the desert this time next week
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The Abyss: The Movie: The Game looking good
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I have literally read this thread all over the world at this point. I have read every single page while wandering through North America, the Middle East, Europe, and Asia. I've read in at least 20 different airports, I've read while waiting for the moon to show up so I can go eat Iftar, I've read on a bullet train crossing Japan, and even read it in the shade of the Roman Coliseum while I waited for my tour to start. All of those places and experiences so I added up all of the money I've spent on travel, food, hotels, and souvenirs* over the last few years and it is still less than their dumbass megapack. * If I count up money spent on alcohol it takes over 27k but the point still stands
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The Titanic posted:I hope you had fun! As somebody who's far too afraid to travel to all those places, I hope you read my posts while you were there so I can vicariously be there with you. I did read your posts and they often reminded me that I was glad to be enjoying a trip to a foreign land and not drowning in the freezing North Atlantic. That being said, you should never be afraid to travel to faraway places as long as you do your research and take the proper precautions. Depending on where you go it might be to bring Tums or you might have to make a knife out of your Discover card and tape it to your belly. Ultimately the most important thing is to travel with the right people. I have been to a lot of garbage places but made lifetime memories with the folks I was with.
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Virtual Captain posted:Unironic Hey bb want to pool airline mileage and go get lost somewhere? 
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Since it's the annual Steam summer sale, we can again be reminded how stupid the concept of Chris Roberts "saving" pc gaming actually is. I just flew through 36 games in my discover queues. I saw games for train simulations, high speed boat racing, survival games, racing games, RPGs, and even one about a Monster Prom. There has literally never been a better time to be a PC gamer. No matter what your interest is, there are games being developed for you. I'm not saying they're all good games, but at this point you can almost pick any two or three words and search on steam and find a related game. That's not even getting into the stuff available on patreon or directly from the devs (big or small).
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TheAgent posted:what in the gently caress westworld Whenever I see the dumb West World security vehicles I am reminded that CIG managed to create* something even worse. *draw
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Tippis posted:…and who brings and still wears their enclosed helmet to a drinking establishment? Well it's either that a grain of sand got into one of the 424,242 articulating pieces of the helmet and jammed it or that this project is a scam.
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Has someone put together a "this day in star citizen" history twitter or webpage yet? I feel like there have been consistant fuckups for so many years/months/days straight that it's too easy to look at the forest of their failures and not take a moment to appreciate the individual trees of their ineptitude.
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Just show this to people when they ask what all this star citizen stuff is about. It’s so good!
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doingitwrong posted:The thing is, this is an easy cult to leave. You just … stop. And the best part is that if somehow, against all odds, they released a game that is fun and worth playing, you could just buy it for a normal game price and no one would know or care that isn’t Derek or someone that posts about Derek’s junk.
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quote:Recovery How are y’all sleeping on this part? I’m going to be a grizzled crime scene detective who finds body parts and then puts together clues which will lead me to uncover a wider story . I will stand up from a body part, straighten all four of my collars then turn to my sexy TBH I just hope the news ships don’t find out how good I am at uncovering a wider story and start following me around.
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ryde posted:Im the spaceship that has to keep moving for some reason, In the Chrisverse ships are like sharks and need to keep moving so that the gravity goo flows through their
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ryde posted:Derek Smart in Port Olisar with the door My grizzled detective spaceman has long been in the trail of a serial killer. His or her MO is always the same: brutal disememberment of victims and complete dismantlement of their vehicles. Through careful piecing together of available clues I have determined their name starts with a “ra” and ends with a “p”. The search continues....
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A day later and this is still making me laugh. Cultist1: *gives a literally insane example* Cultist2: “Exactly, perfect example.” If that was a goon, hats off, because that that would have been the prime example of the reverse inverse counter concern troll.
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Oh no guys I’m on a cig airplane. The pilot just told us they need to reboot in order to fix a maintenance issue. If that doesn’t work I’m going to suggest they delete their user directories. If I see any cabin crew start to jitter I’m outta here.
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Quavers posted:I'm also reminded of: I had to read that a few times to realize that it didn't say that it had a "dreamium" finish. Probably more accurate anyways...
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